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#27: POOR DEER Wed, 1999 Jul 21 .-"```""--.._ _ .' '. /_\ __ _.-' `\.' I WOULD BE '-.`'--' __... \ ABLE TO `-/ .--. .-' `\ | WALK BETTER |e .' / \ / / | WITHOUT / ,' / /`| |`-.....-/ / A FIST IN `-'` / / | | | .' MY ASS ( | | | \\ \ \ \ ( ) \'. '. \ \ | | // / \/\| | // / jgs \||_| ||_| |_/ \/\_\ #393: FAGGOT DRAGON Fri, 2000 Jul 21 . . \\ / \ ! \ ! \ /\ /\/\ .! L ! '.' ! .( ( )/\. /' \ / / ......<*) /\. / \ /' /' .-.-.-.-. '+++\. /\/' \/' /' -'-'-'-'- .+++/' ./. /\........./ \........ """"""" '\ !' \ / \ / \ ! ! /.... ....\ / /'/ "---------------" \ RUSS /"" /./ /"' ============================================================ LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT DRAGON POUND THEM ON DOWN #758: BILL THE DUH Sat, 2001 Jul 21 # _________________________ ____/| __________/ "PTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTH" | \ oO| / `-------------------------' ## | ~| / ## #### `-U' #### \\ || // \\ || // \\ /\ // \/ \/ | | / \ / \ ______ | `' | //~~~~~ \____/V// ||||\_/ `_ |||| _' / \____||||____/ \ \_______/\_______/ CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ??!?!?!?!??!?!? A PATHETIC DRAWING OF A PATHETIC CARTOON CHARACTER #1123: BOB MARLEY Sun, 2002 Jul 21 bob marley ___ ___ / \____/ \ NO WOMAN / / __ \ \ / | .. | \ NO BALLS \___/| |\___/\ | |_| |_| \ | |/|__|\| \ | |__| |\ | |__| |_/ / \ | @ | | @ || @ | ' | |~~| || | HF 'ooo' 'ooo''ooo' #1488: YOGA Mon, 2003 Jul 21 .. .+!... .zz+++;; `.zz+:+lllz! ` ,lz;:;=zSllz.` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` .Jlz;:++l+4kzll ` ` .lll++llvGQ+XIlz. `.1ll+;:=TUWZzJwll! ` ` ` .JUlllv:++zwgJWQHky?: ` ` ` ` ` `` `` .+k0C=llllv:++ZdgWMMMMN0+; ..gMMMBC+!:1ll=l++udMmM#NMMMMRlz. ..MMMMMMz++!.+;1lzzuMMMMMMMMMMMMkIlz ` ` .MMMMMMM@?!.`.:++lOZMMMMMMMNNNMMN0zlz ` ` ` ` ` JMMMMMMMMN2++.++zlluMMMMMMMMMMMMN#Rlz! ` JMMMMMMMMMMMNggggQY"!`?TMMMMMMMF7S``OC .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM@! ?"""T^ .! ?` ` ` `JMMMMMMMMMMMMMMD` .! ` .JggJ..` ` MMMMMMMMMMMMMM^ .J` ` `.dMMMMMMMNNJ, JMMMMMMMMMMMM\ +`.. ` .MMMMMMMMMMMMMg, .MMMMMMMMMMM# ?!ux .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmdMMMMMMMMMMN. .k` ` ` UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMML ` ` ` .aJ..,` MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm., .MMMMN. .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN,` ` JMMMMM; ` ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb .MMMMMMF dMMMMMMb,WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF ` `.MMMMMM# ` WMMMMMb .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF `JMMMMMMM, .MMMMM@ .TWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm,` .MMMMMMMM| ` .MMMMN. `?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNg,.` .MMMMMMMMF ` MMMMM% .TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, JMMMMMMMMF ` .l=+?: ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM#Mb ` +zv!.+ ?TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMN. ` `..+lz+!..` ?WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHM` ` . .?;++;+++.. ` `TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM# ` !` ??"77""=!`` ` ?TWMM#MMMMMMMMMMM% ` `` ?`.TMMMMMMMM@' ` `'PPPP lm PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE BY CHECKING EXACTLY ONE BOX: I PRACTICE YOGA BECAUSE: [ ] A. I AM A DRIED UP OLD CUNT [ ] B. I AM A DRIED UP OLD MAN-CUNT #1854: WORD OF THE DAY Wed, 2004 Jul 21 ,`', ,, `. ':. ;,'' ; :.`. :_;` _.' PHARMACOPOEIA `'. ':.__; ,' '._':__,-',_) _,,, __." o """ ,7" ) ) _ ,;' `-./ {{{/ ( {{{ ( ctr {{ { #2219: POOR BIANCA TRUMP Thu, 2005 Jul 21 pornstar , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ BIANCA TRUMP SUCKED BLACK DICK SO SHE / (((\\)\ \ COULDN'T ATTEND THE WHITE POWER RALLY \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / POOR THING, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND Fri, 2006 Jul 21 YOU SAID YOU WERE ^..^ / GOING TO INTRODUCE /_/\_____/ ME TO THE QUEEN AND /\ /\ HER HUSBAND / \ / \ \ oo \____|\mm I ALSO LIED ABOUT //_//\ \_\ WHY MY GIF AND JPEG /K-9/ \/_/ ARE PART OF THE ONLINE /___/_____\ SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY ----------- #2949: A NICE JUICY FART Sat, 2007 Jul 21 \ / \ / EVER RIP A NICE JUICY FART AND SEVERAL HOURS LATER | . | DISCOVER THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN JUST A FART |----------| |--. .--| WAIT YOU MEAN GROWN MEN DON'T SHIT THEIR PANTS | \__/ | REGULARLY ?!?!?!? | || | | || | OH _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) WELL IT WAS JUST A HYPOTHETICAL ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) #3315: INIMITABLE Mon, 2008 Jul 21 .-~~\ / \ _ ~x .-~_)_ I'M IN THE INIMITABLE SNOWMAN ~x".-~ ~-. _ ( / \ _ || T o o Y || ==:l l < ! I;== \\ \ .__/ / // \\ ,r"-,___.-'r.// WAIT WAIT I GOT THE ADJECTIVE WRONG }^ \.( ) _.'//. PLEASE COME BACK / }~Xi--~ // \ Y Y I\ \ " Y | | |o\ \ | | l_l Y T | l "o l_j ! Row \ / FUCK ___,.---^. o .^---.._____ "~~~ " ~ ~~~" #3680: TRANQUILITY BASE Tue, 2009 Jul 21 ____ /___.`--.____ .--. ____.--( TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY .'_.- ( ) -._'. OF THE UNITED STATES .'.' |'..'| '.'. ACCOMPLISHING AWESOME .-. .' /'--.__|____|__.--'\ '. .-.E THINGS AND THEN DOING (O).)-| | \ | | / | |-(.(O) NOTHING INTERESTING `-' '-'-._'-./ \.-'_.-'-' `-' EVER AGAIN _ | | '-.________.-' | | _ .' _ | | | __ | | | _ '. OKAY EXCEPT MAYBE / .' ''.| | / \ | |.'' '. \ INVENTING GONZO-STYLE | |( )| '. || || .' |( )| | PORNOGRAPHY SO I GUESS \ '._.' '. | \ / | .' '._.' / THERE'S THAT '.__ ______'.|__'--'__|.'______ __.' .'_.-| |------| |-._'. //\\ | |--::--| | //\\ // \\ | |--::--| | // \\ // \\| /|--::--|\ |// \\ / '._.-'/|_______/ |--::--| \_______|\`-._.' \ / __..--' /__|--::--|__\ `--..__ \ / / '-.|--::--|.-' \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ / / |--::--| \ \ _.-' `-._ _..||.._ _.-` '-._ '--..__..--' LGB '-.____.-' '--..__..-' #4045: VIDEO GAMES WILL NEVER BE AS WORTHY AS MOVIES Wed, 2010 Jul 21 roger ebert ___ ____ ________ ,"_ ,`==='`.'__....__`--. ,',' | ,o@@@@@@@@@@o. \ , /___| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@b \ ROGER EBERT IS A FAT OLD COOT WHOSE || "| d@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@b| ONLY REAL ARTISTIC ACCOMPLISHMENT IS || ()|| ,@/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@: WRITING HORRIBLY SHITTY BIG TIT PORN || , || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (THIS IS WHY GOD STOLE HIS CHIN) ||(|)|| '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@//D || ' || '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/@P || , || `@@@@@@@@@@@@/@'| ||(|)|| CCD `@@@@@@@@@@' | || ' | '----------'"""""_, | || , |`. S O N Y | | :|(|)| | | | `| '| ::............:: , SO WHY DOES ANYONE GIVE A SHIT WHAT |\__| ::::::::::::::::----" HE THINKS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ??????? : '::::::::::::::' \ ; Bob_R `---------------" #4410: PADDLE Thu, 2011 Jul 21 ________________________ / \ ,--. / | | |___________________________________________/_____________________ | | |_________________________________________________________________) | | | \ | `--' \ | \________________________/ I AM A PADDLE FOR ROWING NOT FOR BOTTOM-SPANKING JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR SO THERE ARE NO MISTAKES #4776: THE MARIMBA SPEAKS Sat, 2012 Jul 21 _________________________________ || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | | | | | | | || || | | | |__|__| | | | || I AM A MARIMBA || | |__|--' '--|__| | || || |__| |__| || AND DEFINITELY NOT A XYLOPHONE ||__| |__|| (_) (_) KCK #5141: POLYGAMY Sun, 2013 Jul 21 () ____________________ () ||______/ (\/) \______|| ||\ (\/){}{}\/{}{}(\/) ))) /|| ||| \/ ____ \/ ___\ / ||| OKAY THIS POLYGAMY ||| ___ ( ___) /___ \ \ ||| THING SUCKS BALLS ||/__//\\\_____(_/@ @_)__ O/O )/\-\\|| |\\ ( - )-\_ \ (_\ ^/_)\_ \o _/_/ / \| (FOUR BALLS IN THIS CASE) jro| \\_ \ _-_// / / ~ ~ \ / _/__\\ __\ \ / / //(.)(.)\\/ /. .| \____________ \ \/ /\' ' \ \\\ ///\ \ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \\) .((/ / \ . | \ \ \_\.\.-~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--..__\ \.- ~ '~^ ^~ '. ~~ ~ ~~ ~. 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