#243: I'M A DYKE
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#609: ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX
WE ARE AN ALIEN RACE OF COLORED WAX
AND WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR TECHNOLOGY
ALSO PLEASE BE GAY WITH US
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#974: CHOKING
I'M GOING TO FUCKING
CHOKE THE GAY OUT OF YOU
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#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM
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#1704: A HAIKU
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(3-3-34 IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO 5-7-5 FOR OUR PURPOSES)
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#2070: THE ANCIENTS
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#3165: TIME TRAVELLING YOU
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#4261: SPINOZAN
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#4626: THANKS NESTICLE 95
anime
YES I ACTUALLY BEAT OFF TO THIS NES GAME A LONG TIME AGO
DON'T JUDGE ME
THE QUESTION IS WHY DIDN'T YOU BEAT OFF TO IT???
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#5357: NIGEL THE MUTANT
MY NAME IS NIGEL
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