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#5005: THERMOS (Thu, 2013 Mar 7)
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#5003: THE JOURNEY OF THE KNOTS (Tue, 2013 Mar 5)
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#5001: LITTLE GARFIELD (Sun, 2013 Mar 3)
#5000: STAR OF UH SOMEONE (Sat, 2013 Mar 2)
#4999: THE JOKE (Fri, 2013 Mar 1)
#4998: SECULAR AHUMANISM (Thu, 2013 Feb 28)
#4997: STARCRAFT II EXPANSION PACK (Wed, 2013 Feb 27)
#4996: USS OBAMA (Tue, 2013 Feb 26)
#4995: HEAVY METAL POISONING (Mon, 2013 Feb 25)
#4994: CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24)
#4993: EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ALIENS (Sat, 2013 Feb 23)
#4992: SAFE WORD REPRISE (Fri, 2013 Feb 22)
#4991: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21)
#4990: CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20)
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#4984: LENT (Thu, 2013 Feb 14)
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#4982: AXEMAN'S CREED (Tue, 2013 Feb 12)
#4981: ELEMENT PEPSIUM (Mon, 2013 Feb 11)
#4980: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS (Sun, 2013 Feb 10)
#4979: THE TALE OF THE PRETZEL (Sat, 2013 Feb 9)
#4978: THE SUBMARINER (Fri, 2013 Feb 8)
#4977: ALADDIN'S LAMP (Thu, 2013 Feb 7)
#4976: DEFECTIVE WHISTLE (Wed, 2013 Feb 6)
#4975: VODKA (Tue, 2013 Feb 5)
#4974: THE SOMETHING WITH ANTLERS (Mon, 2013 Feb 4)
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#4972: DEATH BLOSSOM (Sat, 2013 Feb 2)
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#4992: SAFE WORD REPRISE

Fri, 2013 Feb 22

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