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#4995: HEAVY METAL POISONING (Mon, 2013 Feb 25)
#4994: CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24)
#4993: EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ALIENS (Sat, 2013 Feb 23)
#4992: SAFE WORD REPRISE (Fri, 2013 Feb 22)
#4991: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21)
#4990: CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20)
#4989: PARACHUTE OR FIST (Tue, 2013 Feb 19)
#4988: OBJECTIFICATION EXEMPLIFIED (Mon, 2013 Feb 18)
#4987: GRUMPY CAT (Sun, 2013 Feb 17)
#4986: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REBOOT REWATCH (Sat, 2013 Feb 16)
#4985: PSY (Fri, 2013 Feb 15)
#4984: LENT (Thu, 2013 Feb 14)
#4983: ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES (Wed, 2013 Feb 13)
#4982: AXEMAN'S CREED (Tue, 2013 Feb 12)
#4981: ELEMENT PEPSIUM (Mon, 2013 Feb 11)
#4980: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS (Sun, 2013 Feb 10)
#4979: THE TALE OF THE PRETZEL (Sat, 2013 Feb 9)
#4978: THE SUBMARINER (Fri, 2013 Feb 8)
#4977: ALADDIN'S LAMP (Thu, 2013 Feb 7)
#4976: DEFECTIVE WHISTLE (Wed, 2013 Feb 6)
#4975: VODKA (Tue, 2013 Feb 5)
#4974: THE SOMETHING WITH ANTLERS (Mon, 2013 Feb 4)
#4973: DEUS EX DLC (Sun, 2013 Feb 3)
#4972: DEATH BLOSSOM (Sat, 2013 Feb 2)
#4971: MERLIN (Fri, 2013 Feb 1)
#4970: BLACK OPS II (Thu, 2013 Jan 31)
#4969: YIN YANG (Wed, 2013 Jan 30)
#4968: WINDOWS (Tue, 2013 Jan 29)
#4967: WATER CLOSETS (Mon, 2013 Jan 28)
#4966: TOO MUCH COBBLESTONE (Sun, 2013 Jan 27)
#4965: INCANDESCENT (Sat, 2013 Jan 26)
#4964: JUNGLE BOOK (Fri, 2013 Jan 25)
#4963: PYJAMAS IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM (Thu, 2013 Jan 24)
#4962: FOR GOOD OR ILL (Wed, 2013 Jan 23)
#4961: WAGTAIL (Tue, 2013 Jan 22)
#4960: THE STRAIGHT SKI-JUMPER (Mon, 2013 Jan 21)
#4959: NAME THAT OBJECT (Sun, 2013 Jan 20)
#4958: ZERO ONE (Sat, 2013 Jan 19)
#4957: THE ROLLERSKATER (Fri, 2013 Jan 18)
#4956: UNTITLED ASCII ART NO. 39174 (Thu, 2013 Jan 17)
#4955: KERMIT'S REQUEST (Wed, 2013 Jan 16)
#4954: GIRLS AND SHOES (Tue, 2013 Jan 15)
#4953: THE BIRTH OF VENUS (Mon, 2013 Jan 14)
#4952: GOD ANSWERS ALL PRAYERS (Sun, 2013 Jan 13)
#4951: SUNBATH (Sat, 2013 Jan 12)
#4950: ENGLISH LIT MAJOR (Fri, 2013 Jan 11)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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