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#5019: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK REBOOT (Thu, 2013 Mar 21)
#5018: THE TRUTH ABOUT CAR ENGINES (Wed, 2013 Mar 20)
#5017: THE POST SONG (Tue, 2013 Mar 19)
#5016: THE CHRISTIAN JELLYFISH (Mon, 2013 Mar 18)
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#5013: PI DAY (Fri, 2013 Mar 15)
#5012: KIRK VS. PICARD (Thu, 2013 Mar 14)
#5011: PS1 (Wed, 2013 Mar 13)
#5010: NEW PHONE (Tue, 2013 Mar 12)
#5009: GOING STAG (Mon, 2013 Mar 11)
#5008: STEREOGRAM (Sun, 2013 Mar 10)
#5007: SUN TZU (Sat, 2013 Mar 9)
#5006: TINKERBELL'S SECRET (Fri, 2013 Mar 8)
#5005: THERMOS (Thu, 2013 Mar 7)
#5004: KAMA (Wed, 2013 Mar 6)
#5003: THE JOURNEY OF THE KNOTS (Tue, 2013 Mar 5)
#5002: LADYBUG (Mon, 2013 Mar 4)
#5001: LITTLE GARFIELD (Sun, 2013 Mar 3)
#5000: STAR OF UH SOMEONE (Sat, 2013 Mar 2)
#4999: THE JOKE (Fri, 2013 Mar 1)
#4998: SECULAR AHUMANISM (Thu, 2013 Feb 28)
#4997: STARCRAFT II EXPANSION PACK (Wed, 2013 Feb 27)
#4996: USS OBAMA (Tue, 2013 Feb 26)
#4995: HEAVY METAL POISONING (Mon, 2013 Feb 25)
#4994: CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24)
#4993: EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ALIENS (Sat, 2013 Feb 23)
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#4991: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21)
#4990: CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20)
#4989: PARACHUTE OR FIST (Tue, 2013 Feb 19)
#4988: OBJECTIFICATION EXEMPLIFIED (Mon, 2013 Feb 18)
#4987: GRUMPY CAT (Sun, 2013 Feb 17)
#4986: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA REBOOT REWATCH (Sat, 2013 Feb 16)
#4985: PSY (Fri, 2013 Feb 15)
#4984: LENT (Thu, 2013 Feb 14)
#4983: ALIENS: COLONIAL MARINES (Wed, 2013 Feb 13)
#4982: AXEMAN'S CREED (Tue, 2013 Feb 12)
#4981: ELEMENT PEPSIUM (Mon, 2013 Feb 11)
#4980: HOLIDAY DECORATIONS (Sun, 2013 Feb 10)
#4979: THE TALE OF THE PRETZEL (Sat, 2013 Feb 9)
#4978: THE SUBMARINER (Fri, 2013 Feb 8)
#4977: ALADDIN'S LAMP (Thu, 2013 Feb 7)
#4976: DEFECTIVE WHISTLE (Wed, 2013 Feb 6)
#4975: VODKA (Tue, 2013 Feb 5)
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#4997: STARCRAFT II EXPANSION PACK

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