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#5030: A MAZE OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES (Mon, 2013 Apr 1)
#5029: THIS GUN SUCKS (Sun, 2013 Mar 31)
#5028: ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY (Sat, 2013 Mar 30)
#5027: MIDDLE AGE PROBLEMS (Fri, 2013 Mar 29)
#5026: STALL FEAR (Thu, 2013 Mar 28)
#5025: ONLY FROM SWEDEN (Wed, 2013 Mar 27)
#5024: SHART (Tue, 2013 Mar 26)
#5023: THE MATHEMAGICIAN (Mon, 2013 Mar 25)
#5022: YOU JUDGE IT (Sun, 2013 Mar 24)
#5021: MICHIO KAKU (Sat, 2013 Mar 23)
#5020: DONGLES (Fri, 2013 Mar 22)
#5019: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK REBOOT (Thu, 2013 Mar 21)
#5018: THE TRUTH ABOUT CAR ENGINES (Wed, 2013 Mar 20)
#5017: THE POST SONG (Tue, 2013 Mar 19)
#5016: THE CHRISTIAN JELLYFISH (Mon, 2013 Mar 18)
#5015: HORRIBLE (Sun, 2013 Mar 17)
#5014: RON PAUL 3012 (Sat, 2013 Mar 16)
#5013: PI DAY (Fri, 2013 Mar 15)
#5012: KIRK VS. PICARD (Thu, 2013 Mar 14)
#5011: PS1 (Wed, 2013 Mar 13)
#5010: NEW PHONE (Tue, 2013 Mar 12)
#5009: GOING STAG (Mon, 2013 Mar 11)
#5008: STEREOGRAM (Sun, 2013 Mar 10)
#5007: SUN TZU (Sat, 2013 Mar 9)
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#5003: THE JOURNEY OF THE KNOTS (Tue, 2013 Mar 5)
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#5001: LITTLE GARFIELD (Sun, 2013 Mar 3)
#5000: STAR OF UH SOMEONE (Sat, 2013 Mar 2)
#4999: THE JOKE (Fri, 2013 Mar 1)
#4998: SECULAR AHUMANISM (Thu, 2013 Feb 28)
#4997: STARCRAFT II EXPANSION PACK (Wed, 2013 Feb 27)
#4996: USS OBAMA (Tue, 2013 Feb 26)
#4995: HEAVY METAL POISONING (Mon, 2013 Feb 25)
#4994: CRYSIS ARROW (Sun, 2013 Feb 24)
#4993: EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ALIENS (Sat, 2013 Feb 23)
#4992: SAFE WORD REPRISE (Fri, 2013 Feb 22)
#4991: TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE UGLY DOG (Thu, 2013 Feb 21)
#4990: CONSEQUENCES OF TONGUE PIERCING (Wed, 2013 Feb 20)
#4989: PARACHUTE OR FIST (Tue, 2013 Feb 19)
#4988: OBJECTIFICATION EXEMPLIFIED (Mon, 2013 Feb 18)
#4987: GRUMPY CAT (Sun, 2013 Feb 17)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5009: GOING STAG

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