> HOME
> CURRENT
> RANDOM
> BEST OF
> RSS FEED
> CONTACT
    _    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/
"FUNERAL'S OVER, LET'S EAT"
BY NUMBER <
BY TITLE <
BY DATE <
BY DAY <
BY CALENDAR <
BY KEYWORD <

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
#5371: CHEESE SKIRTS (Sat, 2014 Mar 8)
#5370: MOCKER (Fri, 2014 Mar 7)
#5369: MUHAMMAD ALI (Thu, 2014 Mar 6)
#5368: NOT OFF TO A GOOD START (Wed, 2014 Mar 5)
#5367: MARU II (Tue, 2014 Mar 4)
#5366: W.R. (Mon, 2014 Mar 3)
#5365: COLUMBINE (Sun, 2014 Mar 2)
#5364: GREEN CARD (Sat, 2014 Mar 1)
#5363: SADDLE UP (Fri, 2014 Feb 28)
#5362: PARKINSON'S JOKE (Thu, 2014 Feb 27)
#5361: PEACE PIPE (Wed, 2014 Feb 26)
#5360: CHINESE STEALTH FIGHTER (Tue, 2014 Feb 25)
#5359: MOLESKIN (Mon, 2014 Feb 24)
#5358: MATURITY: A POEM (Sun, 2014 Feb 23)
#5357: NIGEL THE MUTANT (Sat, 2014 Feb 22)
#5356: REMEMBER NAPSTER (Fri, 2014 Feb 21)
#5355: MEANWHILE IN BAGHDAD (Thu, 2014 Feb 20)
#5354: YO HORSE (Wed, 2014 Feb 19)
#5353: NICER IN THE FUTURE (Tue, 2014 Feb 18)
#5352: CEREAL KILLER (Mon, 2014 Feb 17)
#5351: TETRAQUARK (Sun, 2014 Feb 16)
#5350: TOO MUCH FTL (Sat, 2014 Feb 15)
#5349: VOLUME NAMES (Fri, 2014 Feb 14)
#5348: THE MUSICAL (Thu, 2014 Feb 13)
#5347: STROKING (Wed, 2014 Feb 12)
#5346: YOU ARE UNIQUE (Tue, 2014 Feb 11)
#5345: FEEDBACK (Mon, 2014 Feb 10)
#5344: PEPPERMILL (Sun, 2014 Feb 9)
#5343: TEARY (Sat, 2014 Feb 8)
#5342: WINTER OLYMPICS 2014 (Fri, 2014 Feb 7)
#5341: A NEW ERA (Thu, 2014 Feb 6)
#5340: POMPEII (Wed, 2014 Feb 5)
#5339: PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (Tue, 2014 Feb 4)
#5338: SUPER BOWL LETDOWN (Mon, 2014 Feb 3)
#5337: NEWLY CHRISTENED (Sun, 2014 Feb 2)
#5336: TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2014 Feb 1)
#5335: NECK WISH (Fri, 2014 Jan 31)
#5334: SAMURAI'S PRIDE (Thu, 2014 Jan 30)
#5333: STATE OF THE UNION (Wed, 2014 Jan 29)
#5332: SACRE-COEUR (Tue, 2014 Jan 28)
#5331: WOODY ALLEN QUOTE (Mon, 2014 Jan 27)
#5330: CCCP (Sun, 2014 Jan 26)
#5329: STAR WARS EPISODE VII (Sat, 2014 Jan 25)
#5328: SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL (Fri, 2014 Jan 24)
...
#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
<<< #5356: REMEMBER NAPSTER | #5358: MATURITY: A POEM >>>

#5357: NIGEL THE MUTANT

Sat, 2014 Feb 22

                        MY NAME IS NIGEL                
  __                                                    
 (\\\   IIIIII          I AM A MUTANT                   
 ) (`   | C  O                                          
/  \    |     D                                         
| _)    |   x=|     __                                  
(  `-.  `-] [-'  .-`  `-_...__/\\\                      
 \ \  `--`   `--`  `-`        _.n)                      
  \ `-`         <`-..--`--..-`                          
   `-.(    )(    )-`                                    
      (\ o /\ o /)                                      
       \`-`][`-`/                                       
        ( _][_ )                                        
        )\ () /(                                        
       /-..__..-\                                       
      |-.      .-|                                      
      |  \    /  |                                      
      |   `><`   |                                      
      (    ||    )                                      
       \. _/\_ ./                                       
       (   ()   )                                       
       |   )(   |                                       
       \  /  \  /                                       
        \ |  | /        SORRY THAT'S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW
       /` )  ( `\                                       
     ()Oo/    \oO()                                     

FART BACK
IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW NEW!Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
BY DATE backward one year backward one month backward one day
forward one day
BY CALENDAR
2014 Jan
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
2014 Feb
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28  
2014 Mar
SuMoTuWeThFrSa
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
TOYS
FACTOIDS
  • number of strips: 5372
  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
  • number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Sun, 2017 Jan 01)
MORE STUFF Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe