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#5369: MUHAMMAD ALI (Thu, 2014 Mar 6)
#5368: NOT OFF TO A GOOD START (Wed, 2014 Mar 5)
#5367: MARU II (Tue, 2014 Mar 4)
#5366: W.R. (Mon, 2014 Mar 3)
#5365: COLUMBINE (Sun, 2014 Mar 2)
#5364: GREEN CARD (Sat, 2014 Mar 1)
#5363: SADDLE UP (Fri, 2014 Feb 28)
#5362: PARKINSON'S JOKE (Thu, 2014 Feb 27)
#5361: PEACE PIPE (Wed, 2014 Feb 26)
#5360: CHINESE STEALTH FIGHTER (Tue, 2014 Feb 25)
#5359: MOLESKIN (Mon, 2014 Feb 24)
#5358: MATURITY: A POEM (Sun, 2014 Feb 23)
#5357: NIGEL THE MUTANT (Sat, 2014 Feb 22)
#5356: REMEMBER NAPSTER (Fri, 2014 Feb 21)
#5355: MEANWHILE IN BAGHDAD (Thu, 2014 Feb 20)
#5354: YO HORSE (Wed, 2014 Feb 19)
#5353: NICER IN THE FUTURE (Tue, 2014 Feb 18)
#5352: CEREAL KILLER (Mon, 2014 Feb 17)
#5351: TETRAQUARK (Sun, 2014 Feb 16)
#5350: TOO MUCH FTL (Sat, 2014 Feb 15)
#5349: VOLUME NAMES (Fri, 2014 Feb 14)
#5348: THE MUSICAL (Thu, 2014 Feb 13)
#5347: STROKING (Wed, 2014 Feb 12)
#5346: YOU ARE UNIQUE (Tue, 2014 Feb 11)
#5345: FEEDBACK (Mon, 2014 Feb 10)
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#5340: POMPEII (Wed, 2014 Feb 5)
#5339: PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN (Tue, 2014 Feb 4)
#5338: SUPER BOWL LETDOWN (Mon, 2014 Feb 3)
#5337: NEWLY CHRISTENED (Sun, 2014 Feb 2)
#5336: TYPICALLY NEUROTYPICAL (Sat, 2014 Feb 1)
#5335: NECK WISH (Fri, 2014 Jan 31)
#5334: SAMURAI'S PRIDE (Thu, 2014 Jan 30)
#5333: STATE OF THE UNION (Wed, 2014 Jan 29)
#5332: SACRE-COEUR (Tue, 2014 Jan 28)
#5331: WOODY ALLEN QUOTE (Mon, 2014 Jan 27)
#5330: CCCP (Sun, 2014 Jan 26)
#5329: STAR WARS EPISODE VII (Sat, 2014 Jan 25)
#5328: SELF-DIAGNOSED NEUROTYPICAL (Fri, 2014 Jan 24)
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#5358: MATURITY: A POEM

Sun, 2014 Feb 23

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   __)(^_    MATURITY MEANS         
  / ,C^D,\   THAT YOU LET THE BEER  
 / /||:||\\  FILL UP YOUR LEG       
 \ \|/:\|//  RATHER THAN PEE        
  `\\~~~|/   AS OFTEN AS YOU NEED TO
 ,##\7|\ \   (AS DEPICTED HERE)     
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jgs |#|/_/                          
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