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#68: CENTAUR JUGS

Tue, 1999 Aug 31

\\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. CHECK OUT THESE JUGS | | /_ { '. | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( @ .' ) ( } \_( @ { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / .' .' / / ,_ , /. ' / / / |`\ /\ ; `- _ . -'\ | ( ,_ \ Y |/\ .-. | `.| \ >`\| ` <__, (.-.`'--''\ .. \\\\ '-. / , / `'---'''`. ` `'. '. \ .'_/| \ ,_'-.._. '. \ `' _/ \ \\`""-._ '. ; < _, \ \\__ `-;-' '. | \_// \ \ _`, \ \ .' < \ / \ \ \/ ;.-'` '-===' '. ; ; <__, `'. .` , |-. ,__.' `'-. ,;' ; '.\ /` .;;' ; ` /` _.' | _.--'` \ (`( \ \ \ \ '.'. .` ,. ) ) .'`. '_.-'.-' jgs _,-'` _.-'`_.-` .' \_.'`\.-` '---` `--`

#434: TOO COOL

Thu, 2000 Aug 31

I USED TO STAR IN ) FAT BOY AND LITTLE MAN ( BUT I'M TOO COOL , FOR THAT NOW ___)\ (_____) jgs (_______)

#799: PICNIC

Fri, 2001 Aug 31

)\/\//\/\/( ,---------------------------------------. | _ ,-.| | WHEN YOU SEE A 16 TON WEIGHT HOVERING | _ (_)' `( ) _ | OVER YOUR HEAD I RECOMMEND THAT YOU | ( \ | / `-'| / ) | DO NOT SET UP A LITTLE PICNIC THERE | .'` `-| (_ , |-' '`. `---------------------------------------' `,__.--| _____ |--.__,' / | `._) | ________/ `.______ ,' __) ( ) (__ (____; :____)

#1164: GARFIELD WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS

Sat, 2002 Aug 31
garfield

-- -- .:" | .:'" | -- ___ ___ - /:. / . \ / . \ .\ |:|. ;\___/O\___/ :| |:|. | `__|__' | .| I LIKE DICK |:|. \_, ,_/ / \______ |__/ |:. \ /.:,| | \ /.:,.| | \ |::.. \_;_\-; | _____|::.. .::| | BUT I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS / ----, .::/__, /__, \_______|,...____;_;_|../_;_|

#1529: A LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE

Sun, 2003 Aug 31

, `.-- .,-"" . BUGS BUNNY WAS SO GODDAMN ._,' . _,. `. HOT IN THAT DRESS , / .'.oo`.. `. `- .__.-' :: .; "-()-"`. \.-. / FUCK IT I'D DO ELMER FUDD TOO ; /'". ,"`'. "-- "-" AND DAFFY WITH HIS BEAK BLOWN OFF .': : `----' "-" Doida '

#1895: PUPPET SHOW

Tue, 2004 Aug 31

|\/\/\/\/| | | |(#)___(#) LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ABOUT |.-' `. GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS, THE WAR ON |\`--=.--/ TERROR, AND PREEMPTION PHILOSOPHY | `.___.'| BY MEANS OF THIS PUPPET SHOW <-._ |||| >-| ||||_| (HORRIBLE, CONFUSING, DISTURBING )_.----'\ / PUPPET SHOW FOLLOWS) \ `.________.-' \ VK `. `-.____________.-'

#2260: READING RAINBOW

Wed, 2005 Aug 31
star trek

_ _______ _______ _ /_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\ / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ WHO ELSE WATCHES READING RAINBOW / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ AND WANTS TO BEAT OFF UNTIL /_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\ GEORDI CAN'T SEE ANYMORE /\ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / /\ /\ \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / /\ / \ \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ / \ / /\ \/\_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/\/ /\ \ \ \/ /\/_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\/\ \/ / \ / / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ \ / \/ / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ \/ \/_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\/ \ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / / \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ \_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/ LGB

#2625: STICK TO 4X GAMES

Thu, 2006 Aug 31

___ (___)_ ,\ ( '} '(``, /, \/^\, '/' .\ ( \ 6 \ \ '/ \ \ \ __|\ '/ \ ,/ \, /=\ \/(\'/ //-\,') _----_( /\ \''\___// `` / |( \ |0 / //| ( |`\ \| \ / SID MEIER'S SPORT SHITTING '/'| |=/ /) \ / ' \ ) \\/'/ \/ \ / `='( \ | /-___::--\ // \ | /| |||| \ ||>| ||>| O >||| >||| |||| |||| || = || = = = RS o

#2990: FOR A MOMENT

Fri, 2007 Aug 31

_.--"""""""--._ ___ _.-'-""-. .---.`-. ___ \ | .' /____/\\ /.-.-.\ `-. | / \ \ .' (-)=(-) ) /(-)=(-)\ `. / / \ \ .' |_/"\_/| /.`\ o /`.\ `. / / \ \ .' (]___)/ \__/`-'\__/ `. / / \ \ :__________/)___/\__/_________\_________: / / \ \.' `./ / \` _____________ `/ ' \/ \/ ` ' `-------------' `. /\ ./\ | |. __...---"""""""""""""---...__ .'| | \/ `. _.-'=.-.=====================.-.=`-._ .' \/ \ `.===: :===================: :===.' / \ `-.=`-'=====================`-'=.-' / `-._____`-._______________________.-'______.-' jro WHEN I YAWN IT MAKES ME LESS TIRED FOR A MOMENT

#3356: TOO TRUE

Sun, 2008 Aug 31

______________________________________________________ __________|___________,_______________________________ __________|__________//,______________________________ WHY __________|__________\|/;..___________________________ DON'T __________|___________\\//\,._________________________ THESE __________|___________/ '\/_________________________ ASSHOLES __________|__________/,* _ |_________________________ UPDATE __________|_________( ) ( ) (_________________________ THIS __________|__________\( " \________________________ WEB __________|____________) \\______________________ COMIC __________|___________( \\\___________________ MORE __________|____________\ ( \\ \\\_________________ FUCKING __________|____________(\ \\ \\ \\\_______________ OFTEN __________|_____________\\ \\ \\ \\\_____________ __________|______________\\ \\ \\ \\____________ __________|_______________\\ \\ \\ \\___________ __________|________________\-\ \\\ \\\\___________ __________|_________________\ /\_ \\\ \\___________ __________|__________________(( \-___- \\\__________ __________|___________________\ \_______ \\\_________ __________|____________________\ \_______ \\\________ __________|_____________________\ \________\\\_______ __________|______________________\ \________\\\______ __________|_______________________\ \________\\______ __________|________________________(--)_______________ __________|___________________________________________ BRAWK __________|___________________________________________ bni

#3721: HAPPY SPERM

Mon, 2009 Aug 31

____ ______ ___.' o `. /~----,\___/,--. ,_ | Zeus `-----' `---'` \ I'M A HAPPY SPERM

#4086: FACEBOOK PRIVACY

Tue, 2010 Aug 31
eve online, facebook

___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ |_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____ ___|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_ DF+tQn FIDDLING WITH FACEBOOK'S PRIVACY SETTINGS IS SORT OF LIKE PLAYING EVE ONLINE: DEALING WITH FUCKLOADS OF SPREADSHEETS AND NOT REMOTELY FUN

#4451: HURRICANE IRENE

Wed, 2011 Aug 31
topical

\ / \ / I BEAT OFF IN MALAYSIA AND .--.().--. THEN IT TURNS INTO HURRICANE IRENE {\_o( )o_/} {/_/\/\_\} WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FLAP MY WINGS \/ \/ NOT BEAT OFF Dana ,/ \, (/ \) WELL FUCK THIS SCRIPT I'M AD-LIBBING

#4817: PEZ

Fri, 2012 Aug 31

__..\/ /\ \ \\ /_/\_.___\ SUCK A DICK /\\~()\()~\\ \_ _) _/ \ .//\\/jro /\----/\ \|----|/ | | | _ | | |_)| | | | | | | | | _ | | |_ | | |_ | | | | | | __ | | / | | /_ | | | | | Pru|____| '------'

#5182: FINAL FANTASY XIV

Sat, 2013 Aug 31

\\\\//// |.)(.| | || | WOW THE ONLINE ADS FOR FINAL FANTASY XIV \(__)/ MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE IN CIRCA 1993 |-..-| |o\/o| .----\ /----. / / / |~~~~| \ \ \ / / / /|::::|\ \ \ \ '-'-'-'-|::::|-'-'-'-' (((^^))) >>><<< |||||| (o)(o) | /\ | (====) |_/\_| (_/\_) _|_,__|_ jgs (___\____)

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number of strips: 5372
first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)

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FART BACK	IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
CHAT	#AAF @ EFnet on IRC
FOLLOW ^NEW!	Conspiracy Duck @ Twitter
TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format (run `strfile fortune.txt fortune.txt.dat` then `fortune fortune.txt`) get a list of all strip dates get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed) see the list of quotes
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 5372 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago) number of upcoming strips: 0 (0.0 weeks' worth; empty on Tue, 2023 Feb 21)
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, alt.ascii-art FAQ, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery, The ASCII Art Universe