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#189: I'M POINTY

Thu, 1999 Dec 30

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    8888888888888888888  I'M POINTY AND THUS WOULD
    Y88888888888888888P  HURT BEING SHOVED UP YOU 
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#555: UNDER THE RADAR

Sat, 2000 Dec 30

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#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE

Sun, 2001 Dec 30

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THERE'S DICK DOWN YONDER    

#1285: GLOBAL GEOPOLITICS IN THE THERMONUCLEAR AGE

Mon, 2002 Dec 30

iraq

         I'M IRAQ !!!                                  
                                                       
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WE ARE GOING TO SERIOUSLY TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY FOLKS!!
                    USA USA USA                        

#1650: A LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Tue, 2003 Dec 30

             .o00o                                       
           o000000oo     I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE  
          00000000000o    FALTERING ECONOMY AND THE WAR  
         00000000000000       IN IRAQ                    
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   ooOOOOOOOoo  ```''  888888  WHAT ABOUT **MY** NEEDS   
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oOOOOOOOOOO'.QQQQQQQQQQ/.88'  I MEAN I HAVEN'T BEEN WIPED
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#2016: CAN'T GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS

Thu, 2004 Dec 30

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/ /_______\ / /       I SAID A BICYCLE NOT AN UMBRELLA
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#2381: REGISTERED INDEPENDENT

Fri, 2005 Dec 30

DON'T BLAME ME       ..::::::::.  
I VOTED FOR         ::::::::::::: 
OXYCONTIN AND      /. `:::::::::::
BLOWJOBS          o__,_:::::::::: 

#2746: SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P.

Sat, 2006 Dec 30

topical

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| |       |/|       SAY HI TO TOOKIE FOR US
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#3111: SNACKING ELASMOSAURUS

Sun, 2007 Dec 30

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