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#33: I CAN SEE YOU

Tue, 1999 Jul 27

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                 I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR                  

#399: UPSIDE DOWN

Thu, 2000 Jul 27

              LET ME TURN THIS MOTHERFUCK UPSIDE DOWN
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#764: WORLD WAR III

Fri, 2001 Jul 27

      NO MORE HIGH GAS PRICES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR THIS         
                                                              
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#1129: A NEW KIND OF BRAGGING

Sat, 2002 Jul 27

dilbert

         .-'''-.    WELP !!!!! TIME TO READ A NEW KIND OF SCIENCE
       .~       \    AND BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW SMART STEPHEN     
    _\/___________    WOLFRAM THINKS HE IS                       
     (    |   |\  |                                              
      |   |___|_|_|  /                                           
      |       __ |                                               
      |       \/ |    OOOO                                       
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     /        /\  \--;_| |                                       
    /         /|   | |__/                                        
   /_____/ __/ |   |-|                                           
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((  ~------..)/    |                                             
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            |   /   /                                            
            |  /___/                                             
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           |  ----..   )                                         
           |    |   ~~~                                          
           |____|                                                
            |__|                                                 
            /  '-----.                                           
            |________/ -ABG                                      

#1494: BALLPICK

Sun, 2003 Jul 27

WHO WANTS TO TAKE SOME PICTURES OF ME BENDING       
OVER TO PICK UP A BASKETBALL ON THIS THING          
                                                    
JUST KIDDING I WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT (COMMON SENSE)
                                                    
                                                    
                                                    
                                                    
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#1860: A TALKING POTTED PLANT

Tue, 2004 Jul 27

critic, nerd boy, newsgroup

          SINCE WE'RE DRAWN BY AN UNTALENTED MORON        
            WANNA LICK EACH OTHER'S DICKS                 
                                                          
            _ _  /                      DON'T MIND IF I DO
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jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________     

#2225: A NEW BARYON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

Wed, 2005 Jul 27

particle, wishful thinking

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 /NNNNN(#\N\_      I'D BE THE ANAL RAPIST BARYON
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#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

Thu, 2006 Jul 27

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.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO  
      '-:_      )  / `' '=.      A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT  
        ) >     {_/,     /~)     BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY  
snd     |/               `^ .'   CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS
                                 AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER 
     AFGHANISTAN ALBANIA ALGERIA ANDORRA ANGOLA ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA   
     ARGENTINA ARMENIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA AZERBAIJAN BAHAMAS BAHRAIN   
     BANGLADESH BARBADOS BELARUS BELGIUM BELIZE BENIN BHUTAN BOLIVIA  
     BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA BOTSWANA BRAZIL BRUNEI BULGARIA BURKINA   
     FASO BURUNDI CAMBODIA CAMEROON CANADA CAPE VERDE CENTRAL         
     AFRICAN REPUBLIC CHAD CHILE CHINA COLOMBIA COMOROS CONGO COSTA   
     RICA COTE D'IVOIRE CROATIA CUBA CYPRUS CZECH REPUBLIC DENMARK    
     DJIBOUTI DOMINICA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC EAST TIMOR ECUADOR EGYPT    
     EL SALVADOR EQUATORIAL GUINEA ERITREA ESTONIA ETHIOPIA FIJI      
     FINLAND FRANCE GABON GAMBIA GEORGIA GERMANY GHANA GREECE         
     GRENADA GUATEMALA GUINEA GUINEA-BISSAU GUYANA HAITI HONDURAS     
     HUNGARY ICELAND INDIA INDONESIA IRAN IRAQ IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY   
     JAMAICA JAPAN JORDAN KAZAKHSTAN KENYA KIRIBATI NORTH KOREA       
     SOUTH KOREA KUWAIT KYRGYZSTAN LAOS LATVIA LEBANON LESOTHO        
     LIBERIA LIBYA LIECHTENSTEIN LITHUANIA LUXEMBOURG MACEDONIA       
     MADAGASCAR MALAWI MALAYSIA MALDIVES MALI MALTA MARSHALL ISLANDS  
     MAURITANIA MAURITIUS MEXICO FEDERATED STATES OF MICRONESIA       
     MOLDOVA MONACO MONGOLIA MONTENEGRO MOROCCO MOZAMBIQUE MYANMAR    
     NAMIBIA NAURU NEPAL NETHERLANDS NEW ZEALAND NICARAGUA NIGER      
     NIGERIA NORWAY OMAN PAKISTAN PALAU PANAMA PAPUA NEW GUINEA       
     PARAGUAY PERU PHILIPPINES POLAND PORTUGAL QATAR ROMANIA RUSSIA   
     RWANDA SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS SAINT LUCIA SAINT VINCENT AND THE   
     GRENADINES SAMOA SAN MARINO SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE SAUDI ARABIA   
     SENEGAL SERBIA SEYCHELLES SIERRA LEONE SINGAPORE SLOVAKIA        
     SLOVENIA SOLOMON ISLANDS SOMALIA SOUTH AFRICA SPAIN SRI LANKA    
     SUDAN SURINAME SWAZILAND SWEDEN SWITZERLAND SYRIA TAIWAN         
     TAJIKISTAN TANZANIA THAILAND TOGO TONGA TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO      
     TUNISIA TURKEY TURKMENISTAN TUVALU UGANDA UKRAINE UNITED ARAB    
     EMIRATES UNITED KINGDOM URUGUAY UZBEKISTAN VANUATU VATICAN CITY  
     VENEZUELA VIETNAM WESTERN SAHARA YEMEN ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE           

#2955: THE MOST BIZARRE FETISH OF ALL

Fri, 2007 Jul 27

      .-.                                                 
     (/^\)    MY FETISH IS GIRLS WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME
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      \|/     BIZARRE I KNOW                              
jgs   /Y\                                                 

#3321: NEW INNOVATIONS

Sun, 2008 Jul 27

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{ `}'~.~/\ \           <, ?::;      I HAVE A GREAT IDEA                  
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{  `.__.' (          /         }    LET'S ORGANIZE A RAVE AND THEN JUST  
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   \ \___l,-_,___.'  /1    !  Y                                          
    k____-~'-l_____.' |    l /      THEN START IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN      
   /===#=l            l     f       IN ANOTHER LOCATION EVERY FEW WEEKS  
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   Y    \l            |     }       THE BEAUTY OF THE IDEA: THEY'LL NEVER
    \    \            l    Y;       CATCH ON BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HIGH    
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#3686: SCREWDRIVER

Mon, 2009 Jul 27

                      I THINK I'M A SCREWDRIVER OF SOME KIND
                                                            
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#4051: DR. DRE 7

Tue, 2010 Jul 27

dr. dre, topical, windows

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            //\         /\\                                 
           //  \______ /  \\    FINALLY                     
          //   /       \   \\                               
         //   /         \   \\     DR. DRE FINALLY GIVES HIS
        //   /   sSSSs   \   \\    ENDORSEMENT TO WINDOWS 7 
       //_  /   sSSSsSs   \  _\\                            
      //`_\     Ss. . s     /_,\\                           
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   \\  /      sS\ _^_ /ss      \  //                        
    \\/          )   (          \//                         
     `==========================='                          
drx/ejm                                                     

#4416: VERIZON GUY

Wed, 2011 Jul 27

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  |---|    BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
  |[_]|                       
  |:::|    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW
  |:::|                       
  `\   \   BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
jsm \_=_\                     

#4782: SOLVING THE SYRIAN CRISIS

Fri, 2012 Jul 27

hamas

     _________________                                                
    /            __   \                                               
    |           (__)  |   PRETTY SURE IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST CRANK CALL
    |                 |   BASHAR AL-ASSAD AND MADE HIM FEEL A LITTLE  
    | .-----.   .--.  |   BIT BAD THEN THAT WOULD JUST STOP ALL OF    
    | |     |  /    \ |   THIS UNPLEASANTNESS IN SYRIA                
    | '-----'  \    / |                                               
    |           |  |  |                                               
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |                                               
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |Oo                                             
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |`Oo                                            
    | LI LI LI  |  |  |  Oo                                           
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    | .------. /    \ |   oO                                          
    | |      | \    / |   Oo                                          
    | '------'  '-oO  |   oO                                          
    |          .---Oo |   Oo                                          
    |          ||  ||`Oo  oO                                          
    |          |'--'| | OoO                                           
    |          '----' |                                               
jgs \_________________/   NEXT UP: CRANK CALLING HAMAS                

#5147: MUPPET SPECIES

Sat, 2013 Jul 27

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  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
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