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#2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18)
#2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17)
#2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16)
#2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15)
#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14)
#2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13)
#2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12)
#2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11)
#2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10)
#2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9)
#2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8)
#2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7)
#2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6)
#2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5)
#2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4)
#2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3)
#2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2)
#2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1)
#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27)
#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBONESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
#2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9)
#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8)
#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7)
#2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6)
#2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5)
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#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

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      '-:_      )  / `' '=.      A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT  
        ) >     {_/,     /~)     BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY  
snd     |/               `^ .'   CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS
                                 AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER 
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     ARGENTINA ARMENIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA AZERBAIJAN BAHAMAS BAHRAIN   
     BANGLADESH BARBADOS BELARUS BELGIUM BELIZE BENIN BHUTAN BOLIVIA  
     BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA BOTSWANA BRAZIL BRUNEI BULGARIA BURKINA   
     FASO BURUNDI CAMBODIA CAMEROON CANADA CAPE VERDE CENTRAL         
     AFRICAN REPUBLIC CHAD CHILE CHINA COLOMBIA COMOROS CONGO COSTA   
     RICA COTE D'IVOIRE CROATIA CUBA CYPRUS CZECH REPUBLIC DENMARK    
     DJIBOUTI DOMINICA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC EAST TIMOR ECUADOR EGYPT    
     EL SALVADOR EQUATORIAL GUINEA ERITREA ESTONIA ETHIOPIA FIJI      
     FINLAND FRANCE GABON GAMBIA GEORGIA GERMANY GHANA GREECE         
     GRENADA GUATEMALA GUINEA GUINEA-BISSAU GUYANA HAITI HONDURAS     
     HUNGARY ICELAND INDIA INDONESIA IRAN IRAQ IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY   
     JAMAICA JAPAN JORDAN KAZAKHSTAN KENYA KIRIBATI NORTH KOREA       
     SOUTH KOREA KUWAIT KYRGYZSTAN LAOS LATVIA LEBANON LESOTHO        
     LIBERIA LIBYA LIECHTENSTEIN LITHUANIA LUXEMBOURG MACEDONIA       
     MADAGASCAR MALAWI MALAYSIA MALDIVES MALI MALTA MARSHALL ISLANDS  
     MAURITANIA MAURITIUS MEXICO FEDERATED STATES OF MICRONESIA       
     MOLDOVA MONACO MONGOLIA MONTENEGRO MOROCCO MOZAMBIQUE MYANMAR    
     NAMIBIA NAURU NEPAL NETHERLANDS NEW ZEALAND NICARAGUA NIGER      
     NIGERIA NORWAY OMAN PAKISTAN PALAU PANAMA PAPUA NEW GUINEA       
     PARAGUAY PERU PHILIPPINES POLAND PORTUGAL QATAR ROMANIA RUSSIA   
     RWANDA SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS SAINT LUCIA SAINT VINCENT AND THE   
     GRENADINES SAMOA SAN MARINO SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE SAUDI ARABIA   
     SENEGAL SERBIA SEYCHELLES SIERRA LEONE SINGAPORE SLOVAKIA        
     SLOVENIA SOLOMON ISLANDS SOMALIA SOUTH AFRICA SPAIN SRI LANKA    
     SUDAN SURINAME SWAZILAND SWEDEN SWITZERLAND SYRIA TAIWAN         
     TAJIKISTAN TANZANIA THAILAND TOGO TONGA TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO      
     TUNISIA TURKEY TURKMENISTAN TUVALU UGANDA UKRAINE UNITED ARAB    
     EMIRATES UNITED KINGDOM URUGUAY UZBEKISTAN VANUATU VATICAN CITY  
     VENEZUELA VIETNAM WESTERN SAHARA YEMEN ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE           

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