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#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBONESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
#2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9)
#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8)
#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7)
#2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6)
#2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5)
#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4)
#2566: RENT SYNOPSIS (Mon, 2006 Jul 3)
#2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2)
#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET (Sat, 2006 Jul 1)
#2563: FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30)
#2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29)
#2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28)
#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27)
#2559: PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26)
#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25)
#2557: MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24)
#2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT (Fri, 2006 Jun 23)
#2555: GAY NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Jun 22)
#2554: CESIUM (Wed, 2006 Jun 21)
#2553: MY SUPERPOWER (Tue, 2006 Jun 20)
#2552: STRIPPER ADVICE (Mon, 2006 Jun 19)
#2551: HEADACHE (Sun, 2006 Jun 18)
#2550: DRINKY BIRD (Sat, 2006 Jun 17)
#2549: GARBAGE COLLECTOR (Fri, 2006 Jun 16)
#2548: GO FEVER (Thu, 2006 Jun 15)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY

Fri, 2006 Jul 7

kirstie alley

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        ,'        `.                                                 
       /   __) __`  \                                                
      (   (`-`(-')   )      OKAY I'D FUCK THE NEW JENNY CRAIG VERSION
      /)  \   _  /  (        OF KIRSTIE ALLEY                        
     /'    )-._.' .  \ ___                                           
    (  ,--.,    `.)___(___)                                          
     )(   /-.,--'\   _ \X/`                                          
    '/ .'/        \ (  Uu")\    LET'S SUM UP:                        
      / /          \ `/,-'  )                                        
     ( ^      ,    ,^ )`._.'      YOUNG: YES                         
      ( `.   Y   .'  )                                               
       \  `. )\.'   / )            VULCAN: YES                       
       )`._.'=='._.' (                                               
      /               )             CHEERS: YES                      
     (                ."-.                                           
    /(`    -)        /    \          PREGNANT: NO                    
   (  \`-.__    -'_."      `                                         
   |  \`-.__.--"v"          |         UNEMPLOYED: NO                 
   `.'      \   |,          ,                                        
    /        `._/           :          FAT: NO                       
   /           |           '                                         
  /           /|          /             COMEBACK: NO                 
 /           / |         /                                           
                                         COMMERCIALS: NO             
                                                                     
                                          JENNY CRAIG: YES           
Ojo/VK/FS/ejm                                                        

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