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<<< #2551: HEADACHE | #2553: MY SUPERPOWER >>> #2552: STRIPPER ADVICE Mon, 2006 Jun 19 porn .oo. HHHHHb. /`HHHHHHb TO ALL STRIPPERS EVERYWHERE: FAST AND > `dHHHHH ERRATIC MOVEMENTS ARE DISTRACTING OR / dHHHHHHb CONFUSING AND NOT SEXY : HHHHHHHH .-""FHHHHHHH ALSO IF YOU COULD MANAGE TO PRETEND FOR | JHHHHHHH A MOMENT THAT YOU'RE MOVING WITH THE J FHHHHHHb RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC THAT'S A PLUS + \ JHHHHHHH (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU CHRISTINA MODEL) .' \ FHHHHHH+_ `. ; \ \HHHHF "+ IN ADDITION A GRIMACE LIKE YOU'RE BEING `| _> \HHF+_ \ ELECTROCUTED IS ALSO NOT ACCEPTABLE F_+" .'J | j J+" .': F | j LOOK LADY MAKE PRETEND YOU'RE ENJOYING _+" _+' : +_ | F IT OR AT LEAST NOT HOPPED UP ON CRANK %" .-' . =.F j FOR TEN SECONDS HERE | ;I \ =./ | (`-.......___+___L IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB YOU SHOULD ```='"""""==_ "_.--' HAVE GOTTEN AN EDUCATION | `./ J | +' .' | F J | F JF F J F| KroggF

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