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#2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21)
#2614: DO YOU (Sun, 2006 Aug 20)
#2613: FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19)
#2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18)
#2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17)
#2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16)
#2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15)
#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14)
#2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13)
#2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12)
#2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11)
#2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10)
#2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9)
#2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8)
#2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7)
#2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6)
#2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5)
#2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4)
#2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3)
#2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2)
#2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1)
#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27)
#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBONESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
#2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS

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     FOLKS IF IT'S OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND SAY       
     THE WORD "DISPROPORTIONATE" OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOUR  
     EYES, NOSE, EARS, LIPS, NECK, AND ASS BLEED                 
                                                                 
     ACCORDING TO THIS DICTIONARY THE WORD "UNILATERAL" IS BEING 
     USED INCORRECTLY BY PUNDITS, PRESS, AND POLITICIANS ALIKE   
                                                                 
     CURIOUSLY I'M ALSO A FAGGOT FOR MAKING AN ARGUMENT BY       
     DEFINITION ?!?!?!?                                          
                                                                 
     SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS ARE THE BEST ARGUMENTS                   
                                                                 
     BECAUSE THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REAL ISSUE  

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