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#2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8)
#2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7)
#2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6)
#2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5)
#2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4)
#2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3)
#2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2)
#2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1)
#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27)
#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBANESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
#2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9)
#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8)
#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7)
#2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6)
#2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5)
#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4)
#2566: RENT SYNOPSIS (Mon, 2006 Jul 3)
#2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2)
#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET (Sat, 2006 Jul 1)
#2563: FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30)
#2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29)
#2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28)
#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27)
#2559: PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26)
#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25)
#2557: MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2579: A BELL RINGS

Sun, 2006 Jul 16

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                               \./    EVERY TIME I FART, AN ANGEL DIES  
                             __/(__    HORRIBLY IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN    
                            / `--' \                                    
                           / _    _ \                                   
                           \'|    |`/  ALIENS PLANTED SOMETHING IN MY   
                            \|____|/   BUTT THAT CAUSES IT TO HAPPEN    
                            \/ -] \/                                    
                            /   |  \                                    
                            |   |  |   I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE
                            |   |   \  WISDOM OF IT ALL BUT I FIGURE HEY
                           /    |    \  THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER  
                           \__,-`\___/  THAN US SO THEY MUST KNOW WHAT  
                      mic  (_)     |__)  THEY'RE DOING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?  

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