_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
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/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

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<<< #2616: ANIME GIRL | #2618: MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE >>> #2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS Wed, 2006 Aug 23 election 2004 __ / \--..____ \ \ \-----,,,.. \ \ \ \--,,.. \ \ \ \ ,' \ \ \ \ ``.. \ \ \ \-'' \ \ \__,,--''' \ \ \. \ \ ,/ WELL I GUESS THE BOTTOM LINE HERE IS THAT \ \__..- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO COME OUT OF \ \ THIS PAST ELECTION IS THAT NOW WE WON'T \ \ HAVE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKING WELLNESS \ \ :F_P: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

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