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#2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13)
#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12)
#2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11)
#2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10)
#2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9)
#2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8)
#2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7)
#2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6)
#2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5)
#2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4)
#2658: FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3)
#2657: BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2)
#2656: CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1)
#2655: PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30)
#2654: RSS FEED (Fri, 2006 Sep 29)
#2653: BROOKLYN ACCENTS (Thu, 2006 Sep 28)
#2652: ZERG RUSH (Wed, 2006 Sep 27)
#2651: RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE (Tue, 2006 Sep 26)
#2650: MEL GIBSON (Mon, 2006 Sep 25)
#2649: SOAP (Sun, 2006 Sep 24)
#2648: DOGS PLAYING POKER (Sat, 2006 Sep 23)
#2647: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR (Fri, 2006 Sep 22)
#2646: BUSYWORK (Thu, 2006 Sep 21)
#2645: RETURN TO SENDER (Wed, 2006 Sep 20)
#2644: TELECOMMUTING (Tue, 2006 Sep 19)
#2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX (Mon, 2006 Sep 18)
#2642: POOR PLUTO (Sun, 2006 Sep 17)
#2641: KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16)
#2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15)
#2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14)
#2638: GERMANY WORDS (Wed, 2006 Sep 13)
#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS (Tue, 2006 Sep 12)
#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11)
#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
#2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7)
#2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6)
#2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Tue, 2006 Sep 5)
#2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK (Mon, 2006 Sep 4)
#2628: FONT CHOICE (Sun, 2006 Sep 3)
#2627: DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2)
#2626: SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1)
#2625: STICK TO 4X GAMES (Thu, 2006 Aug 31)
#2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY (Wed, 2006 Aug 30)
#2623: CRIMSON TIDE (Tue, 2006 Aug 29)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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