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#2703: GO AHEAD (Fri, 2006 Nov 17)
#2702: GOT MILF (Thu, 2006 Nov 16)
#2701: MANGOSTEEN (Wed, 2006 Nov 15)
#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14)
#2699: KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13)
#2698: VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12)
#2697: JESUS WEPT (Sat, 2006 Nov 11)
#2696: BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10)
#2695: TO ALL GLAMOUR MODELS (Thu, 2006 Nov 9)
#2694: GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8)
#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7)
#2692: BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6)
#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5)
#2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4)
#2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3)
#2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2)
#2687: TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1)
#2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31)
#2685: INTERNET PORN SINGULARITY (Mon, 2006 Oct 30)
#2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29)
#2683: INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28)
#2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27)
#2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26)
#2680: SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25)
#2679: PI AND PREJUDICE (Tue, 2006 Oct 24)
#2678: TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23)
#2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22)
#2676: JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21)
#2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20)
#2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION (Thu, 2006 Oct 19)
#2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND (Wed, 2006 Oct 18)
#2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17)
#2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16)
#2670: SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15)
#2669: LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14)
#2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13)
#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12)
#2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11)
#2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10)
#2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9)
#2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8)
#2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7)
#2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6)
#2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5)
#2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT

Thu, 2006 Oct 26

        _    _                                                       
       | |  | |                                                      
      -| |  | |-    WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE AN AMBER ALERT            
  _    | |- | |                                                      
-| |   | |  | |-    WHY COULDN'T IT BE MAUVE OR FUCHSIA              
 |.|  -| ||/  |                                                      
 | |-  |  ___/      TOO BRIGHT ??!?!? TOO HOT ?!?!?! YES ???? NO ????
-|.|   | | |                                                         
 |  \_|| |                                                           
  \____  |                                                           
   |   | |-         WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL IT THE BULLSHIT           
       | |          CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT                              
      -| | mga                                                       
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