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#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14)
#2699: KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13)
#2698: VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12)
#2697: JESUS WEPT (Sat, 2006 Nov 11)
#2696: BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10)
#2695: TO ALL GLAMOUR MODELS (Thu, 2006 Nov 9)
#2694: GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8)
#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7)
#2692: BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6)
#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5)
#2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4)
#2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3)
#2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2)
#2687: TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1)
#2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31)
#2685: INTERNET PORN SINGULARITY (Mon, 2006 Oct 30)
#2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29)
#2683: INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28)
#2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27)
#2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26)
#2680: SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25)
#2679: PI AND PREJUDICE (Tue, 2006 Oct 24)
#2678: TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23)
#2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22)
#2676: JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21)
#2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20)
#2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION (Thu, 2006 Oct 19)
#2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND (Wed, 2006 Oct 18)
#2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17)
#2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16)
#2670: SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15)
#2669: LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14)
#2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13)
#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12)
#2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11)
#2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10)
#2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9)
#2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8)
#2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7)
#2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6)
#2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5)
#2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4)
#2658: FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3)
#2657: BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2)
#2656: CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1)
#2655: PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM

Sun, 2006 Oct 22

              ~"""~                                                
            /,/,/,/\\\ __            HEY LOOK AT MY FAT STUPID FACE
          /,/,/,/,,\\`\ Y#b.         I'M A VAMPIRE                 
         /,/,       \\\\D###D.       I LIKE TO PROGRAM IN HTML     
       d#\_/ <O> <O> \_/\####D       I'M A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR    
      d##\/,   | |    /,/####P       I'M ALSO A WRITER             
     d###\,   (. .)  ,_/####P        I COULD STUFF MY MOUTH ALL DAY
    d######\  ,v"v.  ,#####P         LET'S GO GET COFFEE           
   d########\ \"""/ / ###P"          I SURE LIKE ART               
    d########\_____/ \##P            I STUDY LAW ENFORCEMENT       
#b   T########\      /##b            I'VE SEEN THE CROW TEN TIMES  
###b__)########`---=/###########b    PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME         
############ ||    /#############b   HOLY NUTS I'M A COMPLETE TOOL 
#######P"    ||   // .###########H                                 
####P        ||  //    T#########H                                 
####         || //       T#######H                                 
####         ||//          T#####H                                 
####         | /             T###H                                 
#### BN      |/                T#H                                 

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