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#2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14)
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#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11)
#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
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#2626: SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1)
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#2618: MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE (Thu, 2006 Aug 24)
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#2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21)
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