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#2646: BUSYWORK (Thu, 2006 Sep 21)
#2645: RETURN TO SENDER (Wed, 2006 Sep 20)
#2644: TELECOMMUTING (Tue, 2006 Sep 19)
#2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX (Mon, 2006 Sep 18)
#2642: POOR PLUTO (Sun, 2006 Sep 17)
#2641: KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16)
#2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15)
#2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14)
#2638: GERMANY WORDS (Wed, 2006 Sep 13)
#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS (Tue, 2006 Sep 12)
#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11)
#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
#2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7)
#2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6)
#2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Tue, 2006 Sep 5)
#2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK (Mon, 2006 Sep 4)
#2628: FONT CHOICE (Sun, 2006 Sep 3)
#2627: DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2)
#2626: SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1)
#2625: STICK TO 4X GAMES (Thu, 2006 Aug 31)
#2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY (Wed, 2006 Aug 30)
#2623: CRIMSON TIDE (Tue, 2006 Aug 29)
#2622: DRUNK (Mon, 2006 Aug 28)
#2621: ON THE MARKET (Sun, 2006 Aug 27)
#2620: SOCIAL NETWORKS (Sat, 2006 Aug 26)
#2619: BLOODSTAINS (Fri, 2006 Aug 25)
#2618: MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE (Thu, 2006 Aug 24)
#2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS (Wed, 2006 Aug 23)
#2616: ANIME GIRL (Tue, 2006 Aug 22)
#2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21)
#2614: DO YOU (Sun, 2006 Aug 20)
#2613: FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19)
#2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18)
#2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17)
#2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16)
#2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15)
#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14)
#2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13)
#2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12)
#2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11)
#2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10)
#2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9)
#2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8)
#2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2623: CRIMSON TIDE

Tue, 2006 Aug 29

                                       THIS IS THE CAPTAIN                 
                                                                           
                                       SET CONDITION 1SQ FOR STRATEGIC     
                                       MISSILE LAUNCH                      
                                                                           
                                       SPIN UP MISSILES ONE THROUGH FIVE   
                                       AND TWENTY THROUGH TWENTY-FOUR      
                                                                           
                                       THE RELEASE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS  
                                       BEEN AUTHORIZED                     
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  ,----....____            |    `+.    THIS IS NOT A DRILL                 
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