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#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27)
#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBONESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
#2572: BIG TRAK (Sun, 2006 Jul 9)
#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8)
#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7)
#2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6)
#2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5)
#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4)
#2566: RENT SYNOPSIS (Mon, 2006 Jul 3)
#2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2)
#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET (Sat, 2006 Jul 1)
#2563: FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30)
#2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29)
#2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28)
#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27)
#2559: PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26)
#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25)
#2557: MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24)
#2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT (Fri, 2006 Jun 23)
#2555: GAY NUMBERS (Thu, 2006 Jun 22)
#2554: CESIUM (Wed, 2006 Jun 21)
#2553: MY SUPERPOWER (Tue, 2006 Jun 20)
#2552: STRIPPER ADVICE (Mon, 2006 Jun 19)
#2551: HEADACHE (Sun, 2006 Jun 18)
#2550: DRINKY BIRD (Sat, 2006 Jun 17)
#2549: GARBAGE COLLECTOR (Fri, 2006 Jun 16)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS

Sat, 2006 Jul 8

                 /i                                             
                //,    THE ONLY REASON I STUCK THE GLO-STICK(TM)
               ///i    UP YOUR ASS IS BECAUSE I WANTED          
             ,/ ).'i   TO SEE WHERE I WAS GOING                 
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 ///v`-v\v    [DISCLAIMER: THE ACCOMPANYING IMAGE TITLED        
/v  BP        "GRYPHON IN FLIGHT" IS NOT INTENDED IN ANY WAY,   
              SHAPE, OR FORM TO IMPLY THAT GRYPHONS ARE MORE    
              PRONE TO GLO-STICK(TM) ASS RAPING THAN WYVERNS,   
              DRAGONS, OR OTHER SUCH RIFF RAFF]                 

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