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#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11)
#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
#2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7)
#2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6)
#2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Tue, 2006 Sep 5)
#2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK (Mon, 2006 Sep 4)
#2628: FONT CHOICE (Sun, 2006 Sep 3)
#2627: DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2)
#2626: SAID THE MOUTH (Fri, 2006 Sep 1)
#2625: STICK TO 4X GAMES (Thu, 2006 Aug 31)
#2624: DEFINITELY BAD KITTY (Wed, 2006 Aug 30)
#2623: CRIMSON TIDE (Tue, 2006 Aug 29)
#2622: DRUNK (Mon, 2006 Aug 28)
#2621: ON THE MARKET (Sun, 2006 Aug 27)
#2620: SOCIAL NETWORKS (Sat, 2006 Aug 26)
#2619: BLOODSTAINS (Fri, 2006 Aug 25)
#2618: MYTHBUSTERS CRITIQUE (Thu, 2006 Aug 24)
#2617: DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS (Wed, 2006 Aug 23)
#2616: ANIME GIRL (Tue, 2006 Aug 22)
#2615: GOOD KITTY OR BAD KITTY (Mon, 2006 Aug 21)
#2614: DO YOU (Sun, 2006 Aug 20)
#2613: FARTING (Sat, 2006 Aug 19)
#2612: HONESTY AT LAST (Fri, 2006 Aug 18)
#2611: 4400 (Thu, 2006 Aug 17)
#2610: AMBER ALERT (Wed, 2006 Aug 16)
#2609: PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM (Tue, 2006 Aug 15)
#2608: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY (Mon, 2006 Aug 14)
#2607: PIXAR PRESENTS (Sun, 2006 Aug 13)
#2606: A GAY FROG (Sat, 2006 Aug 12)
#2605: WHEN IN ROME (Fri, 2006 Aug 11)
#2604: BRANSON, MISSOURI (Thu, 2006 Aug 10)
#2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (Wed, 2006 Aug 9)
#2602: THE GAZA STRIP (Tue, 2006 Aug 8)
#2601: RETARDED (Mon, 2006 Aug 7)
#2600: TRAITOR (Sun, 2006 Aug 6)
#2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5)
#2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4)
#2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3)
#2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2)
#2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1)
#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2613: FARTING

Sat, 2006 Aug 19

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     __  _.-"` `'-.   I LIKE TO FART BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS    
    /||\'._ __{}_(    THE FASCISTS THAT OPERATE THIS POLICE STATE      
    ||||  |'--.__\    WE CURRENTLY LIVE IN CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
    |  L.(   ^_\^                                                      
    \ .-' |   _ |                                                      
    | |   )\___/                                                       
    |  \-'`:._]       FARTING IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO THAT MAKES    
jgs \__/;      '-.    ME FEEL REAL AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY    

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