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#2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17)
#2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING (Mon, 2006 Oct 16)
#2670: SHORTER THAN THE BOOK BUT SIMPLER (Sun, 2006 Oct 15)
#2669: LEVELS OF GAY (Sat, 2006 Oct 14)
#2668: MICHAEL BAY (Fri, 2006 Oct 13)
#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES (Thu, 2006 Oct 12)
#2666: PARAWHAT (Wed, 2006 Oct 11)
#2665: THE GOD OF TIME (Tue, 2006 Oct 10)
#2664: RECIPE FOR SUCCESS (Mon, 2006 Oct 9)
#2663: DOLLAR STORES (Sun, 2006 Oct 8)
#2662: MY PREROGATIVE (Sat, 2006 Oct 7)
#2661: WITH REAL FISTS (Fri, 2006 Oct 6)
#2660: UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES PAGE (Thu, 2006 Oct 5)
#2659: FOUR-COLOR DECK (Wed, 2006 Oct 4)
#2658: FRY AND LAURIE (Tue, 2006 Oct 3)
#2657: BURNT COOKIES (Mon, 2006 Oct 2)
#2656: CRUB FLUSH (Sun, 2006 Oct 1)
#2655: PUMPKIN (Sat, 2006 Sep 30)
#2654: RSS FEED (Fri, 2006 Sep 29)
#2653: BROOKLYN ACCENTS (Thu, 2006 Sep 28)
#2652: ZERG RUSH (Wed, 2006 Sep 27)
#2651: RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE (Tue, 2006 Sep 26)
#2650: MEL GIBSON (Mon, 2006 Sep 25)
#2649: SOAP (Sun, 2006 Sep 24)
#2648: DOGS PLAYING POKER (Sat, 2006 Sep 23)
#2647: PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR (Fri, 2006 Sep 22)
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#2641: KOREAN WAR (Sat, 2006 Sep 16)
#2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15)
#2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14)
#2638: GERMANY WORDS (Wed, 2006 Sep 13)
#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS (Tue, 2006 Sep 12)
#2636: THE PATH TO 9/11 (Mon, 2006 Sep 11)
#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
#2632: CATALYST (Thu, 2006 Sep 7)
#2631: DON'T TRUST THE FRENCH (Wed, 2006 Sep 6)
#2630: STEVE IRWIN WE HARDLY KNEW YE (Tue, 2006 Sep 5)
#2629: ALL-IN CHECK MARK (Mon, 2006 Sep 4)
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#2627: DIAVLOG (Sat, 2006 Sep 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2649: SOAP

Sun, 2006 Sep 24

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           /^\/^\                                                       
         _|__|  O|    I'M ONE OF THE IN-CROWD EARLY ADOPTER NERD FAGGOTS
\/     /~     \_/ \     SO I DON'T CALL IT "SNAKES ON A PLANE"          
 \____|__________/  \    INSTEAD I CALL IT "SOAP"                       
        \_______      \                                                 
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             BA   |     |                  \                            
                 /      /                    \                          
                /     /                       \\                        
              /      /                         \ \                      
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           /     /             _----_            \   \                  
          /     /           _-~      ~-_         |   |                  
         (      (        _-~    _--_    ~-_     _/   |                  
          \      ~-____-~    _-~    ~-_    ~-_-~    /                   
            ~-_           _-~          ~-_       _-~                    
               ~--______-~                ~-___-~      WHAT DO YOU MEAN 
                                                       THIS JOKE IS OLD 
                                                                        
                             NO WAY "SOAP" WILL LIVE FOREVER !!!!11!1!! 

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