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#2640: FAT CHANCE OF THAT (Fri, 2006 Sep 15)
#2639: BEST PART ABOUT DRINKING II (Thu, 2006 Sep 14)
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#2637: MASTURBATION HACKS (Tue, 2006 Sep 12)
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#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (Sun, 2006 Sep 10)
#2634: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL II (Sat, 2006 Sep 9)
#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK (Fri, 2006 Sep 8)
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#2632: CATALYST

Thu, 2006 Sep 7

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       /,-./'.--. ``\.                                            
     /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\     YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT ME IN
     |||\  _ `-'_` o|/||    THE SAME ROOM WITH BOOZE              
     ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\||                                          
     \\||  `"\"""/---'||    THAT'S RIGHT                          
      \\|  ,-'   `.||//                                           
       \(-'_        `.      THE BOOZE DISAPPEARS                  
     ,-'  [_]    .-.  \                                           
    ;   `\| ||-'/   `  \    THEN AFTER AN HOUR OR SO IT REAPPEARS 
     \ /`""-.`\ |    ;  |   (IT BECOMES TANGIER)                  
      `.-|\_/ | ;    '  |                                         
        \-._ /  |    | /    I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A CATALYST  
        |`--'| :     ;_\_   FOR CONVERTING ALCOHOL INTO URINE     
       /|    |/     /\|, )                                        
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