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#2599: DRINK OR HOARD (Sat, 2006 Aug 5)
#2598: STROGANOFF (Fri, 2006 Aug 4)
#2597: GANG BANG PORN (Thu, 2006 Aug 3)
#2596: GROUNDED (Wed, 2006 Aug 2)
#2595: DEAR EUROPE (Tue, 2006 Aug 1)
#2594: SEMANTIC ARGUMENTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 31)
#2593: MEMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 30)
#2592: PLUTO'S NEW MOONS (Sat, 2006 Jul 29)
#2591: INSPECTED BY (Fri, 2006 Jul 28)
#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (Thu, 2006 Jul 27)
#2589: TOO HOT REDUX (Wed, 2006 Jul 26)
#2588: THE LEBANESE-LESBIAN CONNECTION (Tue, 2006 Jul 25)
#2587: THE RAMEN WISH (Mon, 2006 Jul 24)
#2586: QUALITY ASSURANCE (Sun, 2006 Jul 23)
#2585: ATLAS SHRUGGED (Sat, 2006 Jul 22)
#2584: THE QUEEN AND HER HUSBAND (Fri, 2006 Jul 21)
#2583: A BOTTLE OF JESUS JUICE (Thu, 2006 Jul 20)
#2582: P'S AND Q'S (Wed, 2006 Jul 19)
#2581: NOT TALKING ABOUT ISLAM (Tue, 2006 Jul 18)
#2580: HEZBOLLAH (Mon, 2006 Jul 17)
#2579: A BELL RINGS (Sun, 2006 Jul 16)
#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK (Sat, 2006 Jul 15)
#2577: SCHADENFREUDE (Fri, 2006 Jul 14)
#2576: DROP THE HATE (Thu, 2006 Jul 13)
#2575: FORK (Wed, 2006 Jul 12)
#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE (Tue, 2006 Jul 11)
#2573: POKER TOURNAMENT RESULTS (Mon, 2006 Jul 10)
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#2571: GLO-STICK CAPERS (Sat, 2006 Jul 8)
#2570: KIRSTIE ALLEY (Fri, 2006 Jul 7)
#2569: FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM (Thu, 2006 Jul 6)
#2568: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA (Wed, 2006 Jul 5)
#2567: GAY DEAF BLOGGER (Tue, 2006 Jul 4)
#2566: RENT SYNOPSIS (Mon, 2006 Jul 3)
#2565: CLOSING ARGUMENTS (Sun, 2006 Jul 2)
#2564: THE LEAST COHERENT ASCII ART FART YET (Sat, 2006 Jul 1)
#2563: FAGTARDED (Fri, 2006 Jun 30)
#2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION (Thu, 2006 Jun 29)
#2561: PORN STAR FEELINGS (Wed, 2006 Jun 28)
#2560: ODE TO ZARQAWI (Tue, 2006 Jun 27)
#2559: PARISIANS (Mon, 2006 Jun 26)
#2558: ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE BLOGS (Sun, 2006 Jun 25)
#2557: MARC DAVIS (Sat, 2006 Jun 24)
#2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT (Fri, 2006 Jun 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2578: THE OLD SHINY THINGS TRICK

Sat, 2006 Jul 15

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              /   _)))                                                     
             /   / 6 6   STEP 1: PUT SOME SHINY THINGS IN AN UPTURNED BOX  
            (   (    \           POISED ON A STICK                         
            /  ,' __=                                                      
           / _ ) /_  )   STEP 2: ATTACH A STRING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE      
          ( /\__~__|(            STICK                                     
           /\/__)__) )                                                     
          ( /\    (_     STEP 3: TAKE THE OTHER END OF THE STRING AND LEAD 
           \| \__'/ \            IT OUT OF SIGHT WHERE YOU CAN HOLD IT     
           :o /      \                                                     
            /\    _/  )  STEP 4: WHEN A GIRL COMES ALONG AND SAYS "OOH     
            \/        |          SHINY MEANS EXPENSIVE" AND GOES FOR       
             |        |          THE BOX THEN PULL THE STRING              
             |        |                                                    
             )        |  STEP 5: THE FORCE OF YOU PULLING IT CAUSES THE    
            /|        )          THE STICK TO MOVE AWAY AND THE BOX FALLS  
           / |________|          DUE TO GRAVITY AND TRAPS SAID GIRL        
           | /      \ |                                                    
           |/    ____\!_______   NOW YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH BONK HER ON THE   
           /          )\         HEAD AND DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER BECAUSE
          /(         '-.\_  ..   AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOW MERELY AN OBJECT  
b'ger    /,/ .. .                AND IT'S 100% LEGAL AND ETHICAL (STEP 6)  

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