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#2730: HOT JOBS (Thu, 2006 Dec 14)
#2729: WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX (Wed, 2006 Dec 13)
#2728: VX (Tue, 2006 Dec 12)
#2727: CABAL (Mon, 2006 Dec 11)
#2726: I LOVES IT (Sun, 2006 Dec 10)
#2725: JPEGS AND GIFS AND PNGS OH MY (Sat, 2006 Dec 9)
#2724: TENACIOUS D (Fri, 2006 Dec 8)
#2723: AN ADDICTION (Thu, 2006 Dec 7)
#2722: THE NEXT STEP (Wed, 2006 Dec 6)
#2721: ASPERGER'S (Tue, 2006 Dec 5)
#2720: A TRAVESTY (Mon, 2006 Dec 4)
#2719: FACESITTING (Sun, 2006 Dec 3)
#2718: DON'T LIKE ANAL (Sat, 2006 Dec 2)
#2717: THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1)
#2716: INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30)
#2715: CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29)
#2714: STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28)
#2713: JOHN TRAVOLTA (Mon, 2006 Nov 27)
#2712: THE JERKING POEM (Sun, 2006 Nov 26)
#2711: SWINGERS (Sat, 2006 Nov 25)
#2710: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY FOOTBALL (Fri, 2006 Nov 24)
#2709: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2006 (Thu, 2006 Nov 23)
#2708: SEXCHART (Wed, 2006 Nov 22)
#2707: IN VINO VERITAS (Tue, 2006 Nov 21)
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#2702: GOT MILF (Thu, 2006 Nov 16)
#2701: MANGOSTEEN (Wed, 2006 Nov 15)
#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14)
#2699: KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13)
#2698: VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12)
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#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7)
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#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5)
#2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4)
#2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3)
#2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2710: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY FOOTBALL

Fri, 2006 Nov 24

football, soccer

                 __                                        
              .-'||'-.                                     
            .'   ||   '.             HOCKEY: SUCKS         
           /   __||__   \                                  
           | /`-    -`\ |            SOCCER: SUCKS         
           | | 6    6 | |                                  
           \/\____7___/\/            BASEBALL: SUCKS       
   .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------.                          
  /          \`:I::I:`/          \   BASKETBALL: SUCKS     
 |            `------'            |                        
 |             \____/             |  CRICKET: SUCKS        
 |      ,    __     ___    ,      |                        
 |======|   /  |   / _ \   |======|  RUGBY: SUCKS          
 |======|   ^| |  | | | |  |======|                        
 |~~~~~|     | |  | |_| |   |~~~~~|  CURLING: SUCKS        
 |     |\   [___]  \___/   /|     |                        
  \    \|                  |/    /                         
  `\    \  _ _.-=""=-._ _  /    /'                         
    `\   '`_)\\-++++-//(_`'   /'                           
jgs   ;   (__||      ||__)   ;       FOOTBALL: DOESN'T SUCK
       ;   ___\      /___   ;                              
        '. ---/-=..=-\--- .'         ANY QUESTIONS         
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