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#2759: CHOOSY (Fri, 2007 Jan 12)
#2758: SKEPCHICK (Thu, 2007 Jan 11)
#2757: OPERATION MARKET-GARDEN (Wed, 2007 Jan 10)
#2756: VIKING (Tue, 2007 Jan 9)
#2755: PALIMPSEST (Mon, 2007 Jan 8)
#2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE (Sun, 2007 Jan 7)
#2753: JAZZ (Sat, 2007 Jan 6)
#2752: CAN THEY DO BETTER (Fri, 2007 Jan 5)
#2751: WITHOUT A QUESTION (Thu, 2007 Jan 4)
#2750: CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU (Wed, 2007 Jan 3)
#2749: THE KNEE BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE (Tue, 2007 Jan 2)
#2748: PRICKS (Mon, 2007 Jan 1)
#2747: PRISM (Sun, 2006 Dec 31)
#2746: SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P. (Sat, 2006 Dec 30)
#2745: GUY PEARCE (Fri, 2006 Dec 29)
#2744: GERALD FORD (Thu, 2006 Dec 28)
#2743: SMEARED AND RIGHTEOUS (Wed, 2006 Dec 27)
#2742: STOP (Tue, 2006 Dec 26)
#2741: MERRY CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2006 Dec 25)
#2740: STENDEC (Sun, 2006 Dec 24)
#2739: SPOKEN WORD ARTIST (Sat, 2006 Dec 23)
#2738: BANAL (Fri, 2006 Dec 22)
#2737: SO SENSITIVE (Thu, 2006 Dec 21)
#2736: CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE (Wed, 2006 Dec 20)
#2735: SUBTLE NAMES (Tue, 2006 Dec 19)
#2734: IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE (Mon, 2006 Dec 18)
#2733: PAGING ARIA GIOVANNI (Sun, 2006 Dec 17)
#2732: NAILABLE (Sat, 2006 Dec 16)
#2731: AIDSCAKE (Fri, 2006 Dec 15)
#2730: HOT JOBS (Thu, 2006 Dec 14)
#2729: WAY MORE THAN FULL DUPLEX (Wed, 2006 Dec 13)
#2728: VX (Tue, 2006 Dec 12)
#2727: CABAL (Mon, 2006 Dec 11)
#2726: I LOVES IT (Sun, 2006 Dec 10)
#2725: JPEGS AND GIFS AND PNGS OH MY (Sat, 2006 Dec 9)
#2724: TENACIOUS D (Fri, 2006 Dec 8)
#2723: AN ADDICTION (Thu, 2006 Dec 7)
#2722: THE NEXT STEP (Wed, 2006 Dec 6)
#2721: ASPERGER'S (Tue, 2006 Dec 5)
#2720: A TRAVESTY (Mon, 2006 Dec 4)
#2719: FACESITTING (Sun, 2006 Dec 3)
#2718: DON'T LIKE ANAL (Sat, 2006 Dec 2)
#2717: THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1)
#2716: INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30)
#2715: CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29)
#2714: STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2736: CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE

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