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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#2788: I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10)
#2787: ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9)
#2786: THE MOMENT ARRIVES (Thu, 2007 Feb 8)
#2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7)
#2784: FILKIN' (Tue, 2007 Feb 6)
#2783: GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5)
#2782: FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4)
#2781: SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3)
#2780: ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2)
#2779: CRAPULENT (Thu, 2007 Feb 1)
#2778: NET NEUTRALITY (Wed, 2007 Jan 31)
#2777: KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30)
#2776: WII CONTROLLER (Mon, 2007 Jan 29)
#2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28)
#2774: BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27)
#2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26)
#2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS (Thu, 2007 Jan 25)
#2771: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE (Wed, 2007 Jan 24)
#2770: BOSTON (Tue, 2007 Jan 23)
#2769: PONYTAIL (Mon, 2007 Jan 22)
#2768: STOLEN PORN (Sun, 2007 Jan 21)
#2767: BLOCKED (Sat, 2007 Jan 20)
#2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS (Fri, 2007 Jan 19)
#2765: SLAVERY (Thu, 2007 Jan 18)
#2764: PREMATURE EJACULATION (Wed, 2007 Jan 17)
#2763: INDIA (Tue, 2007 Jan 16)
#2762: QUITE HONESTLY (Mon, 2007 Jan 15)
#2761: FEMINISTS (Sun, 2007 Jan 14)
#2760: SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2007 Jan 13)
#2759: CHOOSY (Fri, 2007 Jan 12)
#2758: SKEPCHICK (Thu, 2007 Jan 11)
#2757: OPERATION MARKET-GARDEN (Wed, 2007 Jan 10)
#2756: VIKING (Tue, 2007 Jan 9)
#2755: PALIMPSEST (Mon, 2007 Jan 8)
#2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE (Sun, 2007 Jan 7)
#2753: JAZZ (Sat, 2007 Jan 6)
#2752: CAN THEY DO BETTER (Fri, 2007 Jan 5)
#2751: WITHOUT A QUESTION (Thu, 2007 Jan 4)
#2750: CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU (Wed, 2007 Jan 3)
#2749: THE KNEE BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE (Tue, 2007 Jan 2)
#2748: PRICKS (Mon, 2007 Jan 1)
#2747: PRISM (Sun, 2006 Dec 31)
#2746: SADDAM HUSSEIN, R.I.P. (Sat, 2006 Dec 30)
#2745: GUY PEARCE (Fri, 2006 Dec 29)
#2744: GERALD FORD (Thu, 2006 Dec 28)
#2743: SMEARED AND RIGHTEOUS (Wed, 2006 Dec 27)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2765: SLAVERY

Thu, 2007 Jan 18

         _,,,_                                                            
       .'     `'.                          HAVING TO WORK FOR A LIVING IS 
      /     ____ \                         JUST LIKE SLAVERY              
     |    .'_  _\/                                                        
     /    ) a  a|         .----.           WATCH ME TAKE WORDS WITH POWER 
    /    (    > |        /|     '--.       AND MEANING AND RIP THEM UP AND
   (      ) ._  /        ||    ]|   `-.    THEN THROW THEM ON THE GROUND  
   )    _/-.__.'`\       ||    ]|    ::|   AND THEN STOMP ON THEM AND THEN
  (  .-'`-.   \__ )      ||    ]|    ::|   PISS ON THEM AND THEN WAIT FOR 
   `/      `-./  `.      ||    ]|    ::|   THEM TO DRY OUT AND THEN SET   
  _ |    \      \  \     \|    ]|   .-'    THEM ON FIRE                   
 / \|     \   \  \  \     L.__  .--'(                                     
|   |\     `. /  /   \  ,---|_      \---------,                           
|   `\'.     '. /`\   \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|                           
|     \ '.     '._ './`\/ .-'          '.   / |                           
|     |   `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |                           
|    /_      `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |                           
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   ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||                                  
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