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#2808: I'M YOURS (Fri, 2007 Mar 2)
#2807: UNDER SIEGE (Thu, 2007 Mar 1)
#2806: CONSPIRACY DUCK: PARTICLE PHYSICS (Wed, 2007 Feb 28)
#2805: ARCHITECTURAL STRUCTURE (Tue, 2007 Feb 27)
#2804: DISHONOR (Mon, 2007 Feb 26)
#2803: RECENT CONFLICTS (Sun, 2007 Feb 25)
#2802: HARLAN ELLISON SHORT (Sat, 2007 Feb 24)
#2801: IT IS YOU KNOW (Fri, 2007 Feb 23)
#2800: HPV (Thu, 2007 Feb 22)
#2799: FLYING BUTTRESSES (Wed, 2007 Feb 21)
#2798: FROM NOW ON (Tue, 2007 Feb 20)
#2797: LACROSSE (Mon, 2007 Feb 19)
#2796: OFFICER NEWHOUSE (Sun, 2007 Feb 18)
#2795: LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD (Sat, 2007 Feb 17)
#2794: SHORTBUS (Fri, 2007 Feb 16)
#2793: BOOZE (Thu, 2007 Feb 15)
#2792: DOUBLE QUOTES (Wed, 2007 Feb 14)
#2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT (Tue, 2007 Feb 13)
#2790: MYSPACE BULLETINS (Mon, 2007 Feb 12)
#2789: HARD OF HEARING (Sun, 2007 Feb 11)
#2788: I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10)
#2787: ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9)
#2786: THE MOMENT ARRIVES (Thu, 2007 Feb 8)
#2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7)
#2784: FILKIN' (Tue, 2007 Feb 6)
#2783: GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5)
#2782: FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4)
#2781: SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3)
#2780: ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2)
#2779: CRAPULENT (Thu, 2007 Feb 1)
#2778: NET NEUTRALITY (Wed, 2007 Jan 31)
#2777: KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30)
#2776: WII CONTROLLER (Mon, 2007 Jan 29)
#2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28)
#2774: BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27)
#2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26)
#2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS (Thu, 2007 Jan 25)
#2771: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE (Wed, 2007 Jan 24)
#2770: BOSTON (Tue, 2007 Jan 23)
#2769: PONYTAIL (Mon, 2007 Jan 22)
#2768: STOLEN PORN (Sun, 2007 Jan 21)
#2767: BLOCKED (Sat, 2007 Jan 20)
#2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS (Fri, 2007 Jan 19)
#2765: SLAVERY (Thu, 2007 Jan 18)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2787: ONE LESS RAFT

Fri, 2007 Feb 9

anna nicole smith, topical

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     ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED HUH ?!?!?!                                       
                                                                             
     WELL THAT'S ONE PERSON I HAVE TO CROSS OFF MY LIST OF POTENTIAL         
     HUMAN LIFE RAFTS I CAN POTENTIALLY USE WHEN THE EARTH FLOODS            
     OVER COMPLETELY DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE             
     IS GOING TO HAPPEN ANY SECOND ........................ NOW              

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