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#2845: OCEAN'S TWENTY-SIX (Sun, 2007 Apr 8)
#2844: PROTEST CHANTS (Sat, 2007 Apr 7)
#2843: MESOTHELIOMA (Fri, 2007 Apr 6)
#2842: THREE HUNDRED (Thu, 2007 Apr 5)
#2841: BANGBUS (Wed, 2007 Apr 4)
#2840: AISHA (Tue, 2007 Apr 3)
#2839: AURORA JOLIE (Mon, 2007 Apr 2)
#2838: RESIST MY ADVANCES (Sun, 2007 Apr 1)
#2837: MS. PAC-MAN (Sat, 2007 Mar 31)
#2836: A NEW ACRONYM (Fri, 2007 Mar 30)
#2835: ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES (Thu, 2007 Mar 29)
#2834: GERMAN NOUNS (Wed, 2007 Mar 28)
#2833: ZIONISTS (Tue, 2007 Mar 27)
#2832: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (Mon, 2007 Mar 26)
#2831: AND OTHER FAILED REVOLUTIONARY CRIES (Sun, 2007 Mar 25)
#2830: PLAMEGATE (Sat, 2007 Mar 24)
#2829: F.T.Y. (Fri, 2007 Mar 23)
#2828: VIRB (Thu, 2007 Mar 22)
#2827: COMET MCNAUGHT (Wed, 2007 Mar 21)
#2826: BUMPER STICKER (Tue, 2007 Mar 20)
#2825: WP:TOILET (Mon, 2007 Mar 19)
#2824: FINAL COUNTDOWN (Sun, 2007 Mar 18)
#2823: DEAR MR. PRESIDENT (Sat, 2007 Mar 17)
#2822: AMNESTY OW (Fri, 2007 Mar 16)
#2821: QUICK VOTE (Thu, 2007 Mar 15)
#2820: DINOSAUR-MAN-THING (Wed, 2007 Mar 14)
#2819: MICHAEL IRONSIDE (Tue, 2007 Mar 13)
#2818: RIP RICHARD JENI (Mon, 2007 Mar 12)
#2817: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME (Sun, 2007 Mar 11)
#2816: DELAWARE (Sat, 2007 Mar 10)
#2815: NATURE'S GOLD (Fri, 2007 Mar 9)
#2814: FREEDOM ISN'T FREE (Thu, 2007 Mar 8)
#2813: NO TALKING (Wed, 2007 Mar 7)
#2812: NEIL ARMSTRONG'S ACTUAL SPEECH (Tue, 2007 Mar 6)
#2811: CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11 (Mon, 2007 Mar 5)
#2810: LIAR, LIAR (Sun, 2007 Mar 4)
#2809: AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS (Sat, 2007 Mar 3)
#2808: I'M YOURS (Fri, 2007 Mar 2)
#2807: UNDER SIEGE (Thu, 2007 Mar 1)
#2806: CONSPIRACY DUCK: PARTICLE PHYSICS (Wed, 2007 Feb 28)
#2805: ARCHITECTURAL STRUCTURE (Tue, 2007 Feb 27)
#2804: DISHONOR (Mon, 2007 Feb 26)
#2803: RECENT CONFLICTS (Sun, 2007 Feb 25)
#2802: HARLAN ELLISON SHORT (Sat, 2007 Feb 24)
#2801: IT IS YOU KNOW (Fri, 2007 Feb 23)
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#2823: DEAR MR. PRESIDENT

Sat, 2007 Mar 17

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