_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5) ... #2795: LEVEL 4 BIOHAZARD (Sat, 2007 Feb 17) #2794: SHORTBUS (Fri, 2007 Feb 16) #2793: BOOZE (Thu, 2007 Feb 15) #2792: DOUBLE QUOTES (Wed, 2007 Feb 14) #2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT (Tue, 2007 Feb 13) #2790: MYSPACE BULLETINS (Mon, 2007 Feb 12) #2789: HARD OF HEARING (Sun, 2007 Feb 11) #2788: I'VE TRIED TO FORGET (Sat, 2007 Feb 10) #2787: ONE LESS RAFT (Fri, 2007 Feb 9) #2786: THE MOMENT ARRIVES (Thu, 2007 Feb 8) #2785: ASTRONAUT CHECKLIST (Wed, 2007 Feb 7) #2784: FILKIN' (Tue, 2007 Feb 6) #2783: GAY, NOT GAY (Mon, 2007 Feb 5) #2782: FOO (Sun, 2007 Feb 4) #2781: SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS (Sat, 2007 Feb 3) #2780: ORANGE MANE (Fri, 2007 Feb 2) #2779: CRAPULENT (Thu, 2007 Feb 1) #2778: NET NEUTRALITY (Wed, 2007 Jan 31) #2777: KRIS KROSS (Tue, 2007 Jan 30) #2776: WII CONTROLLER (Mon, 2007 Jan 29) #2775: DIVINE ALLERGIES (Sun, 2007 Jan 28) #2774: BARELY HUMAN (Sat, 2007 Jan 27) #2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Fri, 2007 Jan 26) #2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS (Thu, 2007 Jan 25) #2771: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE (Wed, 2007 Jan 24) #2770: BOSTON (Tue, 2007 Jan 23) #2769: PONYTAIL (Mon, 2007 Jan 22) #2768: STOLEN PORN (Sun, 2007 Jan 21) #2767: BLOCKED (Sat, 2007 Jan 20) #2766: BELATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS (Fri, 2007 Jan 19) #2765: SLAVERY (Thu, 2007 Jan 18) #2764: PREMATURE EJACULATION (Wed, 2007 Jan 17) #2763: INDIA (Tue, 2007 Jan 16) #2762: QUITE HONESTLY (Mon, 2007 Jan 15) #2761: FEMINISTS (Sun, 2007 Jan 14) #2760: SO MANY LEVELS (Sat, 2007 Jan 13) #2759: CHOOSY (Fri, 2007 Jan 12) #2758: SKEPCHICK (Thu, 2007 Jan 11) #2757: OPERATION MARKET-GARDEN (Wed, 2007 Jan 10) #2756: VIKING (Tue, 2007 Jan 9) #2755: PALIMPSEST (Mon, 2007 Jan 8) #2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE (Sun, 2007 Jan 7) #2753: JAZZ (Sat, 2007 Jan 6) #2752: CAN THEY DO BETTER (Fri, 2007 Jan 5) #2751: WITHOUT A QUESTION (Thu, 2007 Jan 4) #2750: CLASSICAL JAPANESE HAIKU (Wed, 2007 Jan 3) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #2771: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE | #2773: THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE >>> #2772: NOT GOING TO GUESS Thu, 2007 Jan 25 /:""| .@@@@@, YOU'RE SIMPLY NOT GOING TO GUESS WHAT |: 66|_ @@@@@@@@, PORN-INSPIRED ALTERNATE TITLE THAT C _) aa`@@@@@@ PORNOGRAPHERS CAME UP WITH FOR \ ._| (_ ?@@@@ "MEET THE FOCKERS" ) / =' @@@@" /`\\ \(``` || |Y| //`\ ."~~~~~". WAIT HOW DID YOU GUESS || |#| / | || | .:. | || |#| \ | || A | /6 6\ | || |#| / | || |~|_|_\ e /_|_ .@@@@, :| |=: / | |\ |_|)___`"`___(8 aa`@@@, ||_|,| | |_| \ |~~~~~~~~~| = `@@@ \)))|| | ((( | \_________/ )_/`@' |~~~`-`~~~| `~\~~~~~~| |/ /_\ \| / || @ | | `\ / ()/___\() | || @ |_________| ( || ||~~~~~|| /~|| "` |_________| | || || || /__W_\ | || | || || || ||| |_||__ __|_|| ||_____|| _||| jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----|| ((___)

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