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#2717: THE LAMP (Fri, 2006 Dec 1)
#2716: INCONSOLABLE (Thu, 2006 Nov 30)
#2715: CHIEF LIZARD WRANGLER (Wed, 2006 Nov 29)
#2714: STRIPPERS (Tue, 2006 Nov 28)
#2713: JOHN TRAVOLTA (Mon, 2006 Nov 27)
#2712: THE JERKING POEM (Sun, 2006 Nov 26)
#2711: SWINGERS (Sat, 2006 Nov 25)
#2710: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY FOOTBALL (Fri, 2006 Nov 24)
#2709: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2006 (Thu, 2006 Nov 23)
#2708: SEXCHART (Wed, 2006 Nov 22)
#2707: IN VINO VERITAS (Tue, 2006 Nov 21)
#2706: WII (Mon, 2006 Nov 20)
#2705: AMANDA HUGANDKISS (Sun, 2006 Nov 19)
#2704: PLAYBOY TATTOO (Sat, 2006 Nov 18)
#2703: GO AHEAD (Fri, 2006 Nov 17)
#2702: GOT MILF (Thu, 2006 Nov 16)
#2701: MANGOSTEEN (Wed, 2006 Nov 15)
#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA (Tue, 2006 Nov 14)
#2699: KIKO WU (Mon, 2006 Nov 13)
#2698: VOCATION/AVOCATION (Sun, 2006 Nov 12)
#2697: JESUS WEPT (Sat, 2006 Nov 11)
#2696: BORAT (Fri, 2006 Nov 10)
#2695: TO ALL GLAMOUR MODELS (Thu, 2006 Nov 9)
#2694: GATE-GATE (Wed, 2006 Nov 8)
#2693: FOR HER PLEASURE (Tue, 2006 Nov 7)
#2692: BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6)
#2691: THE BLOGOSPHERE (Sun, 2006 Nov 5)
#2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA (Sat, 2006 Nov 4)
#2689: SAFE WORD (Fri, 2006 Nov 3)
#2688: SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON (Thu, 2006 Nov 2)
#2687: TRICK OR TREAT (Wed, 2006 Nov 1)
#2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND (Tue, 2006 Oct 31)
#2685: INTERNET PORN SINGULARITY (Mon, 2006 Oct 30)
#2684: SELF-INVOKING GODWIN'S LAW (Sun, 2006 Oct 29)
#2683: INCULCATE (Sat, 2006 Oct 28)
#2682: TAOIST-DISCORDIAN (Fri, 2006 Oct 27)
#2681: CHILD CUSTODY LIGHT (Thu, 2006 Oct 26)
#2680: SHERRY PALMER (Wed, 2006 Oct 25)
#2679: PI AND PREJUDICE (Tue, 2006 Oct 24)
#2678: TOSS MY SALAD (Mon, 2006 Oct 23)
#2677: THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22)
#2676: JAY AND SILENT BOB (Sat, 2006 Oct 21)
#2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS (Fri, 2006 Oct 20)
#2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION (Thu, 2006 Oct 19)
#2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND (Wed, 2006 Oct 18)
#2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK (Tue, 2006 Oct 17)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#2694: GATE-GATE

Wed, 2006 Nov 8

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  FOLKS I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE ANY NEW HISTORY EVER BEING CREATED
  SO I HAVE TO ANALYZE EVERY NEW EVENT THAT HAPPENS IN TERMS OF  
  PAST CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS                                   
                                                                 
  THAT IS WHY I DUTIFULLY SUFFIX EVERY SCANDAL, NO MATTER HOW    
  TRIVIAL, WITH -GATE                                            
                                                                 
  IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE POSITIVELY NO IMAGINATION OR CLEVERNESS    
                                                                 
  BAFTAGATE BANANAGATE BILLYGATE BINGOGATE BLOBBYGATE BLUEGATE   
  BUTTONGATE CAMILLAGATE CASINOGATE CHERIEGATE CHINAGATE         
  CHOCOGATE CLARKEGATE CLOSETGATE COINGATE CONTRAGATE COOKIEGATE 
  CORNGATE DIANAGATE FETTESGATE FILEGATE HOOKERGATE IRANGATE     
  IRAQGATE KATRINAGATE KREMLINGATE LANCEGATE LEAKGATE LEIJONGATE 
  MEMOGATE MITCHELLGATE MONICAGATE MULDERGATE NIPPLEGATE         
  PAINTERGATE PIZZAGATE PLAMEGATE RATHERGATE REUTERSGATE         
  SAUSAGEGATE SHAWINIGATE SIRENGATE SQUIDGYGATE STINGRAYGATE     
  STORMONTGATE STRIPPERGATE TAXIGATE TEMPLEGATE TOALLAGATE       
  TRAVELGATE TROOPERGATE TUNAGATE VODAFONEGATE VOLTERGATE        
  WHEATGATE WHITEWATERGATE WINEGATE                              
                                                                 
  CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE A SUFFIX-GATE                             
                                                                 
  OR HOW ABOUT A GATE-GATE SO YOU FAGGOTS CAN GET IT OUT OF YOUR 
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