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#137: WIDER IS BETTER

Mon, 1999 Nov 8

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#503: J.R. "BOB" DOBBS

Wed, 2000 Nov 8

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#868: DEAR OSAMA

Thu, 2001 Nov 8

911, figlet, osama bin laden

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#1233: THREE QUARKS FOR MUSTER MARK

Fri, 2002 Nov 8

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                                 WELL I'M A JAGUAR      
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#1598: POLAR BEAR

Sat, 2003 Nov 8

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#1964: THUS SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA

Mon, 2004 Nov 8

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#2329: MITOCHONDRIAL EVE

Tue, 2005 Nov 8

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#2694: GATE-GATE

Wed, 2006 Nov 8

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  FOLKS I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE ANY NEW HISTORY EVER BEING CREATED
  SO I HAVE TO ANALYZE EVERY NEW EVENT THAT HAPPENS IN TERMS OF  
  PAST CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS                                   
                                                                 
  THAT IS WHY I DUTIFULLY SUFFIX EVERY SCANDAL, NO MATTER HOW    
  TRIVIAL, WITH -GATE                                            
                                                                 
  IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE POSITIVELY NO IMAGINATION OR CLEVERNESS    
                                                                 
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  BUTTONGATE CAMILLAGATE CASINOGATE CHERIEGATE CHINAGATE         
  CHOCOGATE CLARKEGATE CLOSETGATE COINGATE CONTRAGATE COOKIEGATE 
  CORNGATE DIANAGATE FETTESGATE FILEGATE HOOKERGATE IRANGATE     
  IRAQGATE KATRINAGATE KREMLINGATE LANCEGATE LEAKGATE LEIJONGATE 
  MEMOGATE MITCHELLGATE MONICAGATE MULDERGATE NIPPLEGATE         
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  TRAVELGATE TROOPERGATE TUNAGATE VODAFONEGATE VOLTERGATE        
  WHEATGATE WHITEWATERGATE WINEGATE                              
                                                                 
  CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE A SUFFIX-GATE                             
                                                                 
  OR HOW ABOUT A GATE-GATE SO YOU FAGGOTS CAN GET IT OUT OF YOUR 
  SYSTEM                                                         

#3059: KANYE WEST

Thu, 2007 Nov 8

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 (  \  /(o)\        COULD SOMEONE FUCKING MUZZLE KANYE WEST
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=====))=))===()     AND ALSO BUY HIM A REAL FIRST NAME     
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#3425: I HAVE A WIFE

Sat, 2008 Nov 8

porn

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        |_/\_|   PORNOGRAPHERS SURE ARE GETTING
        (_/\_)    LAZY WITH THEIR MOVIE TITLES 
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#3790: ISLAMABAD

Sun, 2009 Nov 8

islam

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   MAYBE THEY SHOULD RENAME THEIR CITY "ISLAMAGOOD"                        
                                                                           
   PERHAPS PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GO THERE                                  
                                                                           
   AND THEN THEY COULD CUT THEIR HEADS OFF !!!!!!11                        
                                                                           
   SEE IT'D BE THE PERFECT TRAP                                            

#4155: THE RISING TIDE

Mon, 2010 Nov 8

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           | _  _  |  `.     THE RISING TIDE LIFTS ALL DRESSES
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#4520: COLLECT SUNLIGHT

Tue, 2011 Nov 8

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           \  / \  \Op    INSTEAD I'LL JUST STAND HERE AND COLLECT SUNLIGHT
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#4886: HURRICANE SANDY

Thu, 2012 Nov 8

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#5251: A NEED FOR RAW MATERIALS IS EXPRESSED FORCEFULLY

Fri, 2013 Nov 8

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