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#28: DIARRHEA

Thu, 1999 Jul 22
figlet

ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL: ____ ___ _ ____ ____ _ _ _____ _ | _ \_ _| / \ | _ \| _ \| | | | ____| / \ | | | | | / _ \ | |_) | |_) | |_| | _| / _ \ | |_| | | / ___ \| _ <| _ <| _ | |___ / ___ \ |____/___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\

#52: BITCHX

Sun, 1999 Aug 15
figlet

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#65: L

Sat, 1999 Aug 28
figlet, pokemon

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#88: DEAN

Mon, 1999 Sep 20
dean, figlet

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#90: GAY-O'S

Wed, 1999 Sep 22
figlet

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#133: MASSIVE SHIT

Thu, 1999 Nov 4
figlet

______ ----. .' '-' (D'. .----------------------------------. -"""""--.-' '-. | | .-' -' .'/ / | I'VE GOT TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT | .-' '..-'.''. = | | / '-' '.___.' | | / \ | _ _ _ | | .. . | | __| (_) ___| | _____ | _ | / '. | | | / _` | |/ __| |/ / __| | / '| ' \ | / | | (_| | | (__| <\__ \ | ( \ | '. ' | \__,_|_|\___|_|\_\___/ | \_/ '.. | .'. ' | | ' '' '''"\----' \ \__ '----------------------------------' '__________/ mga '____\\

#154: LOOK AT MY WANG

Thu, 1999 Nov 25
figlet

_ ___ ___ _ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ | | / _ \ / _ \| |/ / / \|_ _| | \/ \ \ / / | | | | | | | | | ' / / _ \ | | | |\/| |\ V / | |__| |_| | |_| | . \ / ___ \| | | | | | | | |_____\___/ \___/|_|\_\ /_/ \_\_| |_| |_| |_| __ ___ _ _ ____ \ \ / / \ | \ | |/ ___| \ \ /\ / / _ \ | \| | | _ \ V V / ___ \| |\ | |_| | \_/\_/_/ \_\_| \_|\____| . . /( /( / \/ \ /(/( / \___\ / \.-~ ~-._ /^\.-~ __ /^~~~^\ ___ /\.-~ /~ ~\ (o\ /o) (_ `. /\.-~ | | |. .| `. : /\.-~ __ | | |\'. .'/| ,' .' .~ .-~ ~-. | | |\\___//| .' .' / : \ ( | _.-~`\ \) )/ / .' .' .' \ \ \ \_.-~ \_( (_/ .' .' .' '\ \ .\ \___ )/\) ( ( .' \ \ _.-~ \_ _ _\ ` '. .' \ \-~ `\\\\\\ ` '. .' \ / )/)/)/ ` '..' ___.~) /`-. ` _- / / `-.(\ `. _-/-._.-\ /-. \ `-._ .' \ ( \ / `-._ : '---..__---~ \ | / \_ (____.' \__|| ~-.___ jro \/ /__________/>

#205: PISS NET

Sat, 2000 Jan 15
figlet

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#209: LITTLE BIRDIE

Wed, 2000 Jan 19
figlet

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#487: BAD TWEETY

Mon, 2000 Oct 23
figlet

.-"-. /_ _ \ \@ @ / (_> _) `)(_ /((_`)_, \__(/-" __|||__ jgs ((__|__)) _ ____ ____ _____ _ _ ____ _ _____ _ _ _ / \ / ___/ ___|| ___| | | |/ ___| |/ /_ _| \ | ( ) / _ \ \___ \___ \| |_ | | | | | | ' / | || \| |/ / ___ \ ___) |__) | _| | |_| | |___| . \ | || |\ | /_/ \_\____/____/|_| \___/ \____|_|\_\___|_| \_|

#507: THE WALL

Sun, 2000 Nov 12
figlet, logo

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#515: SHIT

Mon, 2000 Nov 20
figlet

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#525: LAME

Thu, 2000 Nov 30
figlet, original

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#754: MORTAL KWEERS

Tue, 2001 Jul 17
figlet

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#761: HOMELESS

Tue, 2001 Jul 24
figlet

. . . . . . . . . _ _ ___ __ __ _____ _ _____ ____ ____ | | | |/ _ \| \/ | ____| | | ____/ ___/ ___| | |_| | | | | |\/| | _| | | | _| \___ \___ \ . | _ | |_| | | | | |___| |___| |___ ___) |__) | . |_| |_|\___/|_| |_|_____|_____|_____|____/____/ . . . . . . . . Borne .

#812: ASS

Thu, 2001 Sep 13
figlet

(`.-,') .-' ; _.-' , `,- _ _.-' .' /._ .' ` _.-. / ,'._;) ( . )-| ( )`,_ ,'_,' \_;) fL ('_ _,'.' (___,)) `-:;.-' WE TITLE THIS ONE: _ ____ ____ / \ / ___/ ___| / _ \ \___ \___ \ / ___ \ ___) |__) | /_/ \_\____/____/

#868: DEAR OSAMA

Thu, 2001 Nov 8
911, figlet

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ` * * ` , * * * ' * * / \ * ` ' * * * * ' ' * * \`/ * * * * | * * mmmmm * * * * * |, | * | , | * * * |, | * * * | | * * * * | | * * * * | | ** * * ** | | ** * * * * * * | | * * * * * * / \ * * * * ------- * * * * * | | * * * * * * * |_| * * * * * * * * ` * * * * * * * * ' * `. ',\ * ' \ * * * * / ' * * * * / ' * * ' / ' / * * * \ / * * * * * \.` * * * | | * * mmmmm * * * * * mmmmm * * * * | ,| * * | ,| * * | , | * * | , | * * | ,| * * | ,| * * * | | * * * * | | * * * * | | * * | | * * * * | | * ** | | ** * * ** | | ** ** | | ** * * * * * * | | * * * * * | | * * * * * * | | * | | * * * * */ \* * * */ \* * * * * * * ------- * ------- * * * | | * * | | * * * * * * Pru |_| |_| * * * * * * * * * * ____ _____ _ ____ ___ ____ _ __ __ _ | _ \| ____| / \ | _ \ / _ \/ ___| / \ | \/ | / \ | | | | _| / _ \ | |_) | | | | \___ \ / _ \ | |\/| | / _ \ | |_| | |___ / ___ \| _ < | |_| |___) / ___ \| | | |/ ___ \ |____/|_____/_/ \_\_| \_\ \___/|____/_/ \_\_| |_/_/ \_\ YOU WILL DIE SOON HERE'S SOME CANDLES BITCH

#944: PLONK

Wed, 2002 Jan 23
figlet, usenet

____ _ _ _ _ _ | _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | | | |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | | | __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_) I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE

#1004: KILROY

Sun, 2002 Mar 24
figlet

___ ___________mm__(O O)__mm_________ "" U "" _ ___ _ | |/ (_) |_ __ ___ _ _ | ' /| | | '__/ _ \| | | | | . \| | | | | (_) | |_| | |_|\_\_|_|_| \___/ \__, | _ |___/ _ ___ _ _ ___| | _____ __| | / __| | | |/ __| |/ / _ \/ _` | \__ \ |_| | (__| < __/ (_| | |___/\__,_|\___|_|\_\___|\__,_| _ ___ ___ ___| | __ / __/ _ \ / __| |/ / | (_| (_) | (__| < \___\___/ \___|_|\_\

#1017: COMPLETE TOOL

Sat, 2002 Apr 6
figlet

_. /;' /<'\v_ ,' _ <-' | _..._,' `. [ __ < .__ _,/__ ,`' `. _\`']: . ` `'`,. L .. | \ '-.''L '' I | | '. | . / v / '-- . | .' [ ,,-''' | | `. | | / | f------ /' )\ -. /,' . \ | ` `->.,- = / ___ _ _ - ,' / __|___ _ __ _ __| |___| |_ ___ ,' ,' | (__/ _ \ ' \| '_ \ / -_) _/ -_) '. / \___\___/_|_|_| .__/_\___|\__\___| \ `" _____ |_| '' '| |_ _|__ ___| | : | | |/ _ \/ _ \ | | | |_|\___/\___/_|

#1020: POKEY

Tue, 2002 Apr 9
figlet

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#1424: QUEEREST SIGN

Sun, 2003 May 18
figlet

_ | | / __) \__ \ ( / CHECK IT OUT FOLKS !!! IT'S THE DOLLAR SIGN !!!! |_| THE QUEEREST SIGN EVER INVENTED !!!!! STAND IN AWE !!!!!! ____ / __ \ / / _` | | | (_| | \ \__,_| \____/ (LONG PAUSE) I STAND CORRECTED

#1551: THREE BALLS

Mon, 2003 Sep 22
figlet

____ _ _____ |___ \ _ / | _____ |___ / __) | _| |_ | | |_____| |_ \ / __/ |_ _| | | |_____| ___) | |_____| |_| |_| |____/ I HAVE TWO BALLS (THREE IF YOU COUNT MY DICK)

#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR

Mon, 2004 Apr 12
figlet

_ _ _ ___ ___. . ___. . . |\ /| \ | | / | | __| |___| | \/ | | | \___| | | | | | | _|_ . | ___| ___| | | __ ___. ___. ___. _ ___. _____ / | __| / | / | / \ / | | | | | \___| \___| /___\ \___| | \__| ___| | | / \ / | | ___. . . ___ . . . . ___ / | | | / \ \ / | /| | \___| | | | | \ | / | | / | \__/ \___/ \ |/ | _|_ ___. . ___ . . ___. ___. _ __| | / \ |___| .__| .__| / \ | | | | | | | | /---\ ___| __| \___/ | | |___ |___ / \ tQn

#2459: BEST DOT COM IDEA EVER

Sat, 2006 Mar 18
figlet, original

_ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | PSTUPIDIDEAQ.COM | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| tQn

#2582: P'S AND Q'S

Wed, 2006 Jul 19
figlet

_ __ __ _ | '_ \ / _` | WHEN YOU SAY THAT I SHOULD MIND MY P'S AND Q'S ........ | |_) | (_| | | .__/ \__, | |_| |_| YOU'RE TALKING IN GAY CODE RIGHT

#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Wed, 2008 Jan 9
figlet, original

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number of strips: 3249
first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (8.9 years ago)
number of upcoming strips in the queue: 6 (0.9 weeks' worth)

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TOYS	pick a strip at random view the best of ASCII Art Farts get just the current strip in text format get the current strip and info in text format get all strips in fortune format get an RSS feed get an XML dump (gzip compressed)
FACTOIDS	number of strips: 3249 first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (8.9 years ago) number of upcoming strips in the queue: 6 (0.9 weeks' worth)
MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, xkcd
MORE ASCII ART	Andreas Freise's ASCII Art Dictionary, Open Directory: ASCII Art, Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection, Joan Stark's ASCII Art Gallery