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#28: DIARRHEA

Thu, 1999 Jul 22

figlet

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|  _ \_ _|  / \  |  _ \|  _ \| | | | ____|  / \   
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| |_| | | / ___ \|  _ <|  _ <|  _  | |___ / ___ \ 
|____/___/_/   \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/   \_\

#52: BITCHX

Sun, 1999 Aug 15

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#65: L

Sat, 1999 Aug 28

figlet, pokemon

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#88: DEAN

Mon, 1999 Sep 20

dean, figlet

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#90: GAY-O'S

Wed, 1999 Sep 22

figlet

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#133: MASSIVE SHIT

Thu, 1999 Nov 4

figlet

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#154: LOOK AT MY WANG

Thu, 1999 Nov 25

figlet

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#205: PISS NET

Sat, 2000 Jan 15

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#209: LITTLE BIRDIE

Wed, 2000 Jan 19

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#487: BAD TWEETY

Mon, 2000 Oct 23

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#507: THE WALL

Sun, 2000 Nov 12

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#515: SHIT

Mon, 2000 Nov 20

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#525: LAME

Thu, 2000 Nov 30

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GET IT ??? HERE LET ME DRAW A DIAGRAM :::                              
                                                                       
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#754: MORTAL KWEERS

Tue, 2001 Jul 17

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|_|  |_|\___/|_|   \__\__,_|_| |_|\_\ \_/\_/ \___|\___|_|  |___/

#761: HOMELESS

Tue, 2001 Jul 24

figlet

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#812: ASS

Thu, 2001 Sep 13

figlet

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         _    ____ ____      
        / \  / ___/ ___|     
       / _ \ \___ \___ \     
      / ___ \ ___) |__) |    
     /_/   \_\____/____/     

#868: DEAR OSAMA

Thu, 2001 Nov 8

911, figlet, osama bin laden

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   |  _ \| ____|  / \  |  _ \   / _ \/ ___|  / \  |  \/  |  / \      
   | | | |  _|   / _ \ | |_) | | | | \___ \ / _ \ | |\/| | / _ \     
   | |_| | |___ / ___ \|  _ <  | |_| |___) / ___ \| |  | |/ ___ \    
   |____/|_____/_/   \_\_| \_\  \___/|____/_/   \_\_|  |_/_/   \_\   
                                                                     
                           YOU WILL DIE SOON                         
                       HERE'S SOME CANDLES BITCH                     

#944: PLONK

Wed, 2002 Jan 23

figlet, plonk, usenet

 ____    _                   _      _   _   _ 
|  _ \  | |   ___    _ __   | | __ | | | | | |
| |_) | | |  / _ \  | '_ \  | |/ / | | | | | |
|  __/  | | | (_) | | | | | |   <  |_| |_| |_|
|_|     |_|  \___/  |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_)
                                              
  I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN 
  OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT  
  IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
  I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL     
  PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE                    

#1004: KILROY

Sun, 2002 Mar 24

figlet, kilroy

                ___              
___________mm__(O O)__mm_________
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| |/ (_) |_ __ ___  _   _        
| ' /| | | '__/ _ \| | | |       
| . \| | | | | (_) | |_| |       
|_|\_\_|_|_|  \___/ \__, |       
                _   |___/    _   
 ___ _   _  ___| | _____  __| |  
/ __| | | |/ __| |/ / _ \/ _` |  
\__ \ |_| | (__|   <  __/ (_| |  
|___/\__,_|\___|_|\_\___|\__,_|  
                _                
  ___ ___   ___| | __            
 / __/ _ \ / __| |/ /            
| (_| (_) | (__|   <             
 \___\___/ \___|_|\_\            

#1017: COMPLETE TOOL

Sat, 2002 Apr 6

figlet

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            \   `"      _____         |_|                 
            '' '|      |_   _|__  ___| |                  
             :  |        | |/ _ \/ _ \ |                  
              | |        |_|\___/\___/_|                  

#1020: POKEY

Tue, 2002 Apr 9

figlet

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     /#####/@ |#######\_                                                    
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#1424: QUEEREST SIGN

Sun, 2003 May 18

figlet

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    | |                                                             
   / __)                                                            
   \__ \                                                            
   (   /   CHECK IT OUT FOLKS !!! IT'S THE DOLLAR SIGN !!!!         
    |_|    THE QUEEREST SIGN EVER INVENTED !!!!! STAND IN AWE !!!!!!
                                                                    
   ____                                                             
  / __ \                                                            
 / / _` |                                                           
| | (_| |                                                           
 \ \__,_|                                                           
  \____/   (LONG PAUSE) I STAND CORRECTED                           

#1551: THREE BALLS

Mon, 2003 Sep 22

figlet

      ____            _           _____      
     |___ \     _    / |  _____  |___ /      
       __) |  _| |_  | | |_____|   |_ \      
      / __/  |_   _| | | |_____|  ___) |     
     |_____|   |_|   |_|         |____/      
                                             
I HAVE TWO BALLS (THREE IF YOU COUNT MY DICK)

#1754: MIRROR, MIRROR

Mon, 2004 Apr 12

figlet, original

_    _ _  ___          ___.    . ___. .   .    
|\  /| \   |        | /   |    |  __| |___|    
| \/ |     |        | \___|    |    | |   |    
|    |    _|_       .     | ___| ___| |   |    
                                               
   __  ___.  ___.  ___.    _     ___. _____    
  /  |  __| /   | /   |   / \   /   |   |      
 |   |    | \___| \___|  /___\  \___|   |      
  \__| ___|     |     | /     \  /  |   |      
                                               
  ___. .    .   ___   .   .      .   . ___     
 /   | |    |  /   \   \ /       |  /|  |      
 \___| |    | |     |   \        | / |  |      
  /  |  \__/   \___/     \       |/  | _|_     
                                               
  ___.    .   ___   .   . ___. ___.    _       
   __|    |  /   \  |___| .__| .__|   / \      
     |    | |     | |   | |    |     /---\     
  ___|  __|  \___/  |   | |___ |___ /     \    
                                            tQn

#2459: BEST DOT COM IDEA EVER

Sat, 2006 Mar 18

figlet, original

 _ __   __ _                      
| '_ \ / _` |     PSTUPIDIDEAQ.COM
| |_) | (_| |                     
| .__/ \__, |                     
|_|       |_| tQn                 

#2582: P'S AND Q'S

Wed, 2006 Jul 19

figlet

 _ __   __ _                                                           
| '_ \ / _` |   WHEN YOU SAY THAT I SHOULD MIND MY P'S AND Q'S ........
| |_) | (_| |                                                          
| .__/ \__, |                                                          
|_|       |_|   YOU'RE TALKING IN GAY CODE RIGHT                       

#3121: WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Wed, 2008 Jan 9

facebook, figlet, original

o          `O    Oo    `o    O  o.OOoOoo       O       o OooOOo. 
O           o   o  O    o   O    O             o       O O     `O
o           O  O    o   O  O     o             O       o o      O
O           O oOooOoOo  oOo      ooOO          o       o O     .o
o     o     o o      O  o  o     O             o       O oOooOO' 
O     O     O O      o  O   O    o             O       O o       
`o   O o   O' o      O  o    o   O             `o     Oo O       
 `OoO' `OoO'  O.     O  O     O ooOooOoO        `OoooO'O o'      
                                                                 
                                                                 
  .oOOOo.  o      O o.OOoOoo o.OOoOoo OooOOo.   o      o.OOoOoo  
  o     o  O      o  O        O       O     `O O        O        
  O.       o      O  o        o       o      O o        o        
   `OOoo.  OoOooOOo  ooOO     ooOO    O     .o o        ooOO     
        `O o      O  O        O       oOooOO'  O        O        
         o O      o  o        o       o        O        o        
  O.    .O o      o  O        O       O        o     .  O        
   `oooO'  o      O ooOooOoO ooOooOoO o'       OOoOooO ooOooOoO  
tQn                                                              
                   FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA                    

#3549: INTERROWHAT

Thu, 2009 Mar 12

figlet, word

 ___ _                                    
|__ \ |    LOOK I'VE INVENTED A NEW GLYPH:
  / / |                                   
 |_||_|                                   
 (_)(_)    THE INTERROWANG                

#4060: ANAGRAMS

Thu, 2010 Aug 5

figlet, original

    _    _   _    _    ____ ____      _    __  __           
   / \  | \ | |  / \  / ___|  _ \    / \  |  \/  |          
  / _ \ |  \| | / _ \| |  _| |_) |  / _ \ | |\/| |          
 / ___ \| |\  |/ ___ \ |_| |  _ <  / ___ \| |  | |          
/_/   \_\_| \_/_/   \_\____|_| \_\/_/   \_\_|  |_|          
                                                  tQn       
                                                            
                                                            
   "ALMOST AN ANAGRAM" IS AN ANAGRAM OF "VAGINA MY ALSATIAN"
                                                            
   WHAT                                                     
                                                            
   OH                                                       
                                                            
   IT ISN'T AT ALL IS IT                                    
                                                            
   THIS JUST IN: WORDS MEAN THINGS AND I DON'T KNOW         
   WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT                          

#4074: A PARTICULAR QUANTUM STATE

Thu, 2010 Aug 19

figlet, original

  __  _  __                                     
 / / | | \ \                                    
/ /  | |  \ \    DRAWING MY DONG'S QUANTUM STATE
\ \  | |  / /    IN BRA-KET NOTATION            
 \_\ |_| /_/                                    
                                                
tQn                                             

#4317: ATHEISM

Tue, 2011 Apr 19

figlet

    _                                                             
   / \    I'M GOING TO WEAR A SCARLET "A" PIN ON MY LAPEL TO "OUT"
  / _ \    MYSELF AS AN ATHEIST !!!!!!!!!                         
 / ___ \                                                          
/_/   \_\    WAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME               

#4395: THIS PAGE

Wed, 2011 Jul 6

figlet, original

 _____ _   _ ___ ____    ____   _    ____ _____                           
|_   _| | | |_ _/ ___|  |  _ \ / \  / ___| ____|                          
  | | | |_| || |\___ \  | |_) / _ \| |  _|  _|                            
  | | |  _  || | ___) | |  __/ ___ \ |_| | |___                           
  |_| |_| |_|___|____/  |_| /_/   \_\____|_____|                          
 ___ _   _ _____ _____ _   _ _____ ___ ___  _   _    _    _     _  __   __
|_ _| \ | |_   _| ____| \ | |_   _|_ _/ _ \| \ | |  / \  | |   | | \ \ / /
 | ||  \| | | | |  _| |  \| | | |  | | | | |  \| | / _ \ | |   | |  \ V / 
 | || |\  | | | | |___| |\  | | |  | | |_| | |\  |/ ___ \| |___| |___| |  
|___|_| \_| |_| |_____|_| \_| |_| |___\___/|_| \_/_/   \_\_____|_____|_|  
 _     _____ _____ _____                                                  
| |   | ____|  ___|_   _|                                                 
| |   |  _| | |_    | |                                                   
| |___| |___|  _|   | |                                                   
|_____|_____|_|     |_|                                                   
 ____   ___  ____  ___ _   _  ____                                        
| __ ) / _ \|  _ \|_ _| \ | |/ ___|                                       
|  _ \| | | | |_) || ||  \| | |  _                                        
| |_) | |_| |  _ < | || |\  | |_| |                                       
|____/ \___/|_| \_\___|_| \_|\____|                                       
                                    tQn                                   

#4811: NP HARD

Sat, 2012 Aug 25

figlet, original

JUGGLING MY BALLS IS NP-HARD 
 ____            _   _ ____  
|  _ \   _____  | \ | |  _ \ 
| |_) | |_____| |  \| | |_) |
|  __/  |_____| | |\  |  __/ 
|_|             |_| \_|_|    
                          tQn

#4826: IDEAS WORTH SUCKING

Sun, 2012 Sep 9

figlet, original, ted

 _____ _____ ____                         
|_   _| ____|  _ \                        
  | | |  _| | | | |    IDEAS WORTH SUCKING
  | | | |___| |_| |                       
  |_| |_____|____/                        
                  tQn                     

#4843: HYPERPALINDROME

Wed, 2012 Sep 26

figlet, original, word

 A HYPERPALINDROME IS A WORD THAT LOOKS 
THE SAME WHEN ROTATED AROUND 180 DEGREES
                                        
      LIKE "1961" OR "COCKBALLS"        
                                        
           _  ___   __   _              
          / |/ _ \ / /_ / |             
          | | (_) | '_ \| |             
          | |\__, | (_) | |             
          |_|  /_/ \___/|_|             
                            tQn         

#5254: BASIC MEOW

Mon, 2013 Nov 11

figlet, original

 _  ___          __  __ _____ _____        __    
/ |/ _ \        |  \/  | ____/ _ \ \      / /    
| | | | |       | |\/| |  _|| | | \ \ /\ / /     
| | |_| |       | |  | | |__| |_| |\ V  V /      
|_|\___/        |_|  |_|_____\___/  \_/\_/       
                                                 
 ____   ___       ____  ___ _____ ___    _  ___  
|___ \ / _ \     / ___|/ _ \_   _/ _ \  / |/ _ \ 
  __) | | | |   | |  _| | | || || | | | | | | | |
 / __/| |_| |   | |_| | |_| || || |_| | | | |_| |
|_____|\___/     \____|\___/ |_| \___/  |_|\___/ 

#5280: PALINDROME

Sat, 2013 Dec 7

figlet, original, word

 _        __     _             _  __     _               _     
| | __ _ / _| __| |_ __   __ _| |/ _| __| |___  __ _  __| |    
| |/ _` | |_ / _` | '_ \ / _` | | |_ / _` / __|/ _` |/ _` |    
| | (_| |  _| (_| | | | | (_| | |  _| (_| \__ \ (_| | (_| |    
|_|\__, |_|  \__,_|_| |_|\__, |_|_|  \__,_|___/\__, |\__,_|    
   |___/                 |___/                 |___/        tQn
                                                               
        THIS IS WHAT WORDOLOGISTS CALL A PALINDROME            
                                                               
        BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT            

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