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#3035: GOD HELP ME

Mon, 2007 Oct 15

god help me, islam 

          _.._                                      
        .' .-'`     GOD HELP ME                     
       /  /                                         
       |  |         BECAUSE ALLAH SURE AS SHIT WON'T
       \  '.___.;                                   
jgs     '._  _.'    (THAT FUCKING SLACKER)          
           ``

#3159: GOD HELP ME II

Sat, 2008 Feb 16

god help me, islam 

                                          OKAY I'D LIKE TO AMEND MY PREVIOUS
                                          "GOD HELP ME" REGARDING ALLAH     
 _________________                        NOT BEING SIMILARLY INCLINED      
|'-========OoO===='-.              __                                       
| ||'-.____'-.'-.____'-.          (**\    SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK 
| ||  |      |  |      |         -.' \    IT'S BECAUSE I KEEP SENDING ALLAH 
 '-|  |      |  |      |           , .`   LETTERS, FOLLOWING HIM HOME FROM  
    '-|______|__|______|          /__|    WORK AND LEAVING UNWANTED PRESENTS
                                 // ||    FOR HIM AND THAT'S WHY HE FILED A 
                                -'  -'    RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME

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