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#164: TWENTY DOLLAR BILL

Sun, 1999 Dec 5

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         WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU SUCK                           
      WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU DON'T SUCK                        
                                                              
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  ME LICKY LONG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                     
            TWENTY DORRAR BRILL

#210: EXTRA WON TONS

Thu, 2000 Jan 20

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#306: THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED

Tue, 2000 Apr 25

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#1014: LOVE

Wed, 2002 Apr 3

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    LITERAL TRANSLATION: NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO COCKSUCKING

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