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#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

Fri, 2004 Jan 9

wikipedia

I THOUGHT, GIVEN WIKIPEDIA'S USUAL HIGH CALIBER AND THOROUGHNESS 
THAT THE ENTRY FOR ASCII ART MIGHT MENTION US AT LEAST IN PASSING
                                                                 
GUESS I WAS WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD   
                                                                 
                         ,-------.                 /             
                       ,'         `.           ,--'              
                     ,'             `.      ,-;--        _.-     
               pow! /                 \ ---;-'  _.=.---''        
  +-------------+  ;    X        X     ---=-----'' _.-------     
  |    -----    |--|                   \-----=---:i-             
  +XX|'i:''''''''  :                   ;`--._ ''---':----        
  /X+-)             \   \         /   /      ''--._  `-          
 .XXX|)              `.  `.     ,'  ,'             ''---.        
   X\/)                `.  '---'  ,'                     `-      
     \                   `---+---'                               
      \                      |                                   
       \.                    |                                   
         `-------------------+                                   

#2264: EDIT WARS

Sun, 2005 Sep 4

wikipedia

        &&                                                      
      &&&&&                                                     
    &&&\/& &&&                                                  
   &&|,/  |/& &&       I'M WAGING GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR EDIT WARS
    &&/   /  /_&  &&                                            
      \  {  |_____/_&                                           
      {  / /          &&&                                       
      `, \{___________/_&&                                      
       } }{       \                                             
       }{{         \____&                                       
      {}{           `&\&&                                       
      {{}             &&                                        
, -=-~{ .-^- _                                                  
      `}                                                        
       {  ejm                                                   

#2316: WIKIPEDIANS

Wed, 2005 Oct 26

best of, wikipedia, word

    (   )                                                              
 (   ) (     THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS   
  ) _   )    EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, 
   ( \_      FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS 
 _(_\ \)__                                                             
(____\___))  TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS

#2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA

Sat, 2006 Apr 15

nerd boy, topical, wikipedia

WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S     
 PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS  
  WHO NEED TO DIE                                           
                      _  \                 I MOLEST CHILDREN
                     |_|  \  __          /                  
                      |     #..#     \OO                    
                      |     .)(.      ||.                   
                    ________ || _____ dd _________/         
                    ------------------------------'     jg  

#2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS

Tue, 2006 May 23

wikipedia, word

            ___                                                          
        .-v'---`\.      YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG 
       /:/__ : __\'.     ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF .................
      |:/<O_>|<O>|:|      YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!!
      |:|\_..J...|:|                                                     
     _|:|\ t----j|:|_       JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW-   
    /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\       NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE             
   |:   |  |---: |   :|              _                                   
    \:  |.-::.:|-:._:/           /|.' '.                                 
    / .-'  :'x71':  `\           ||_   |                                 
    \/\...---.   :---.\          |   .`                                  
    /.'`/ .'  ':'  '. \\       .'\ .'                                    
   | : |..:...:|:....:.|\    .'   '                                      
   | : |\ :   /|\   : /'.\_.'   .`                                       
   | : | \---':| `---'\'./||  .'                                         
   | : | |;:  :|   :|  \/::|.'                                           
   }==={ |;:  :|   :|   `--'                                             
   }==={/`'._  \    _\                                                   
   | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\                                                  
   | : |"":"""""|""":""|                                                 
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                                 
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                                 
    \: |..:  . /    :..|                                                 
    /  <      :|-   :  /                                                 
   |...|      :|-   : /                                                  
    \_/.      :|-   :|                                                   
       |      :|-   :|                                                   
cjr    \      :|-   :/    THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE     
        |      |-   |                                                    

#2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE

Tue, 2006 Jul 11

wikipedia

              .__=\__                  .__==__,                         
            jf'      ~~=\,         _=/~'      `\,                       
        ._jZ'            `\q,   /=~             `\__                    
       j5(/                 `\./                  V\\,                  
     .Z))' _____              |             .____, \)/\                 
    j5(K=~~     ~~~~\=_,      |      _/=~~~~'    `~~+K\\,               
  .Z)\/                `~=L   |  _=/~                 t\ZL              
 j5(_/.__/===========\__   ~q |j/   .__============___/\J(N,            
4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P  .mXL_________________JXXXW8L           
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           
                                                                        
   SEE I THINK WIKIPEDIA IS GREAT                                       
                                                                        
    IT MAKES LEARNING NOT SO MUCH AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE BUT         
    MORE OF AN INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE                                   
                                                                        
     SEE YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF IT IS TRUE (VERY LITTLE)   
     AND WHAT PART OF IT IS HORSESHIT (THE REST)                        
                                                                        
      IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT MAKES LEARNING A VIDEO GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2601: RETARDED

Mon, 2006 Aug 7

usenet, wikipedia

  \\\                                                             
  (oO)    I'M QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TO BACK UP A LEGAL CLAIM
  /C \     I'M MAKING ON USENET                                   
 /__/\\                                                           
 \\__//                                                           
__> U<__                                                          
  _\/_     I.E., I'M RETARDED                                     

#2646: BUSYWORK

Thu, 2006 Sep 21

wikipedia

        /\/\                                                        
       / / /             FOLKS WE AT WIKIPEDIA ARE SO ORGANIZED     
     _/,/ /               AND INTERESTED IN MAKING BUSYWORK FOR     
  _/` (/"/////,            EVERYONE THAT WE EVEN HAVE A CATEGORY    
  (          '```--.___     FOR THINGS THAT DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE    
 /'   _),       ,-     '-.   A CATEGORY AND NEED ONE !!!!           
/,   /   \            (\  \,                                        
\_()/     \)   )' =_   ))  |   BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A COST-       
          |    |     .// _/)    EFFECTIVE AND MEANINGFUL EXPENDITURE
          (   ( \_   //   /      OF TIME AND EFFORT RATHER THAN     
           \  >_,\  (/)= /        JUST GIVING IT SOME FUCKING USEFUL
            | | | \ #\| /          CATEGORY                         
            |=| |=|\ ( (                                            
            (=> ( >( >),)                                           
            | | |=| \ ( (                                           
            / / / /  ) |/              HURFFF DUHHH DROWNING IN IT  
   \       /_( /_(   , || )/.,_                                     
). /\\_(\,/, //- /  /_(_(     /                                     
      ,\.  b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.'))                                  

#2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA

Sat, 2006 Nov 4

wikipedia

                    .                                             
                   / \                                            
                  _\ /_                                           
        .     .  (,'v`.)  .     .                                 
        \)   ( )  ,' `.  ( )   (/                                 
         \`. / `-'     `-' \ ,'/                                  
          : '    _______    ' :    CHECK ME OUT !!!!! I WAS JUST  
          |  _,-'  ,-.  `-._  |    ELECTED KING OF ALL WIKIPEDIA  
          |,' ( )__`-'__( ) `.|                                   
          (|,-,'-._   _.-`.-.|)                                   
          /  /<( o)> <( o)>\  \                                   
          :  :     | |     :  :    EXCEPT NOT AT ALL BECAUSE THERE
          |  |     ; :     |  |    ARE NO FORMAL PROCESSES OF ANY 
          |  |    (.-.)    |  |    KIND WITH ANY ACCOUNTABILITY   
          |  |  ,' ___ `.  |  |    AT ALL SO WE JUST MAKE SHIT UP 
          ;  |)/ ,'---'. \(|  :                                   
      _,-/   |/\(       )/\|   \-._                               
_..--'.-(    |   `-'''-'   |    )-.`--.._                         
         `.  ;`._________,':  ,'                                  
        ,' `/               \'`.                                  
             `------.------'          SSt                         
                    '                                             

#2810: LIAR, LIAR

Sun, 2007 Mar 4

topical, wikipedia

CHECK ME OUT NEW YORKER !!!!! I'M A DISTINGUISHED WIKIPEDIA         
CONTRIBUTOR WITH FOUR ADVANCED DEGREES AND HAVE TONS OF HARD-WORKING
STUDENTS AND AM IN MY THIRTIES IN A STABLE GAY RELATIONSHIP AND AM  
SO RESPECTED IN THE COMMUNITY THAT I GOT HIRED TO WORK FOR WIKIA,   
THE FOR-PROFIT COUSIN TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!!                          
                                                                    
EXCEPT PSYCH !!!!!! NO ACTUALLY I'M A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR AND I    
HAVE NO DEGREES, NO STUDENTS, AM IN MY TWENTIES, AND I'M NOT IN A   
LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL AM GAY !!!!!!!!!!     
                                                                    
AND ALSO STILL EMPLOYED BY WIKIA FOR SOME FUCKING PUZZLING REASON   
                                                                    
IT'S ALMOST AS IF ....... WIKIPEDIA IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT     
AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING JIMBO WALES KNOWS IT AND SO WHY BOTHER      
PRETENDING ANYMORE                                                  
                                                                    
P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF RUNNING, LIAR                                 
                                                                    
                 _.---.._                                           
    _        _.-'         ''-.                                      
  .'  '-,_.-'                 '''.                                  
 (       _                     o  :                                 
  '._ .-'  '-._         \  \-  ---]                                 
                '-.___.-')  )..-'                                   
                         (_/                  MJP                   
                                                                    
(NOTE: NO ACTUAL MANATEES WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS FART) 

#2825: WP:TOILET

Mon, 2007 Mar 19

original, wikipedia

       .-.                                                   
       | |           WIKIPEDIA IS LIKE A SHIT COVERED PLUNGER
       | |                                                   
 .     |||           YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT AND   
       |||           IT DOESN'T EVEN ALWAYS WORK             
       |||   ,`      BUT SOMETIMES YOU TRY ANYWAY            
       |.|  `,                                               
 `.    |.|   .`   ,` AND YOU SMELL BAD AFTER                 
 ,`    | |  .`   ,                                           
`,     | |       ,`                                          
  '    |_|      ,`                                           
     ,NNNNN,                                                 
    iNNNNNNNi                                                
    ImmmmmmmI                                                
              tQn                                            

#2852: NOTABILITY

Sun, 2007 Apr 15

wikipedia

      _____                                                                 
     /   _)))                                                               
    /   / 6 6                                                               
   (   (    \    I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST A NEW WIKIPEDIA GUIDELINE FOLKS        
   /  ,' __=                                                                
  / _ ) /_  )    GIVEN ALL THE ATTEMPTS TO DELETE ARTICLES FOR FAMOUS       
 ( /\__~__|(     PORNSTARS I THINK THIS ONE'S APPROPRIATE:                  
  /\/__)__) )                                                               
 ( /\    (_      IF I'VE BEAT OFF TO 'EM, THEY'RE NOTABLE, END OF DISCUSSION
  \| \__'/ \                                                                
  :o /      \                                                               
   /\    _/  )                                                              
   \/        |                                                              
    |        |                                                              
    |        |                                                              
    )        |                                                              
   /|        )                                                              
  / |________|   I CALL IT WP:FAP                                           
  | /      \ |                                                              
  |/    ____\!_______                                                       
  /          )\                                                             
 /(         '-.\_  ..                                                       
/,/ .. .  b'ger                                                             

#2883: TO BLOCK

Wed, 2007 May 16

wikipedia

  itz  -_                                            
       `-;-_   ,--.__                                
          `-;-/. ,/\-`.     I'LL TAKE WP:IAR TO BLOCK
          _//"\\ l'/Y=|                              
         /'-?  \\ `;\-|                              
       ,'  ;/   \\  \|;                              
     ./'  ;'     \\  \(                              
   ,-" _;'        \\  `                              
,-'_;-"            \                                 
 "'                                                  

#2924: SINBAD

Tue, 2007 Jun 26

wikipedia, word

         -="""--.._                                                     
          ""--...._\        ,b:--....---.                               
                   ||      //'""------"'                                
                 _.l+----.//                                            
             .&$""' .'"=.. '.                                           
              /  |  |   )    \      DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN            
          _.-'@_.'  '@_/      |                                         
        .'             "       \                                        
  -._,-'^"""^'-,               `.                                       
    ,\""---___ |..    _.--._,    \                                      
.-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-;    '"`    `                                      
    "   """'  """'  |             |__                                   
                   ,+             |-.`o                                 
                o'"/|            #|  oO                                 
                Oo"./           (#|                                     
                   |             "|_,                                   
                   |              '|>                                   
                   \             /     ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE      
                    `l         ,'       DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA,    
                     |,-----||' pjy      THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN      
                    lj      lJ            TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM
                   o@o      o@o                                         
                    "        "                                          

#2960: NOMIC 2.0

Wed, 2007 Aug 1

wikipedia

   __                       __       WIKIPEDIA: LIKE NOMIC        
 __\_\___               ___/_/__      BUT WITH ADDED LIBEL !!!!!!!
/_______ \___       ___/\_______\                                 
   \_\  \/__/\_____/\__\/  /_/                                    
            \/_____\/                      __                     
             \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\                    
              \ | /_______\_______________\/                      
               \_/        /  b'ger        |                       
                         /\           _   |                       
                        / /\_________/ |__|                       
                       / /             / /                        
                      /_/             /_/                         
                      \ \             \ \                         
                       \ \             \_\                        
                        \_\            /_/                        
                        /_/            |_|                        

#3008: CATEGORY

Tue, 2007 Sep 18

wikipedia

              .-.                                         
              \ /      .-.                                
              |_|  .-. \ /                                
              |=|  \ / |_|    [[CATEGORY:FUCKING FAGGOTS]]
             /   \ |_| |=|                                
            / (@) \|=|/   \                               
       ____ |     /   \@)  \                              
     .'    '.    / (@) \   |                              
    / #      \   |     |   |                              
    |    o o |'='|     |  /                               
    \     o  /    \   /'='                                
jgs  '.____.'      '='                                    

#3021: HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE

Mon, 2007 Oct 1

wikipedia

                 __,__                                            
        .--.  .-"     "-.  .--.                                   
       / .. \/  .-. .-.  \/ .. \                                  
      | |  '|  /   Y   \  |'  | |                                 
      | \   \  \ 0 | 0 /  /   / |                                 
       \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' /                                  
        `'-' /_   ^ ^   _\ '-'`         I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE  
        .--'|  \._ _ _./  |'--.         SINCE I READ THE WIKIPEDIA
      /`    \   \.-.  /   /    `\       ENTRY FOR AUTOFELLATIO    
     /       '._/  |-' _.'       \                                
    /          ;  /--~'   |       \                               
   /        .'\|.-\--.     \       \                              
  /   .'-. /.-.;\  |\|'~'-.|\       \   NOT EVER                  
  \       `-./`|_\_/ `     `\'.      \                            
   '.      ;     ___)        '.`;    /                            
     '-.,_ ;     ___)          \/   /                             
      \   ``'------'\       \   `  /    HARRRGHHLMMMMMMMMMM       
       '.    \       '.      |   ;/_                              
jgs  ___>     '.       \_ _ _/   ,  '--.                          
   .'   '.   .-~~~~~-. /     |--'`~~-.  \                         
  // / .---'/  .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.'  /                         
 ((_(_/    /  /      (_(_(_(---.__    .'                          
           | |     _              `~~`                            
           | |     \'.                                            
            \ '....' |                                            
             '.,___.'                                             

#3034: SJ SATHANAS

Sun, 2007 Oct 14

freespace, wikipedia

     (                      )                                                   
     |\    _,--------._    / |   I THINK ESSJAY'S REAL NAME IS SATHANAS         
     | `.,'            `. /  |   BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS NAME IS A PRONUNCIATION    
     `  '              ,-'   '   OF "SJ" AND THUS STANDS FOR "SHIVAN JUGGERNAUT"
      \/_         _   (     /                                                   
     (,-.`.    ,',-.`. `__,'                                                    
      |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` |                                                    
      `._/)  -'.\_,'   ) ))|                                                    
      /  (_.)\     .   -'//                                                     
     (  /\____/\    ) )`'\       WAIT IS THAT TOO OBSCURE A GAG OR WHAT         
      \ |V----V||  ' ,    \                                                     
       |`- -- -'   ,'   \  \      _____                                         
___    |         .'    \ \  `._,-'     `-                                       
   `.__,`---^---'       \ ` -'                                                  
      -.______  \ . /  ______,-                                                 
              `.     ,'            ap                                           

#3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA

Sat, 2007 Dec 8

wikipedia

  ,-)).           ____      
 (@  oo)          |  |`-.   
  ) -u'           |  |[[ ]  
 /_`-3-3      ___ |__|,-"   
(_(_8 ),--""")___)_>__<_ o!O
                            
                            
HEY LOOK I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA

#3171: BEING A COCK

Thu, 2008 Feb 28

wikipedia

                     ~-.                                      
   ,,,;            ~-.~-.~-                                   
  (.../           ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.                             
  } o~`,         ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.                           
  (/    \      ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.                          
   ;    \    ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.                            
  ;     {_.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~                                
 ;:  .-~`    ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.                                  
;.: :'    ._   ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-   THIS JUST IN:                 
 ;::`-.    '-._  ~-.~-.~-.~-                                  
  ;::. `-.    '-,~-.~-.~-.     WIKIPEDIA +                    
   ';::::.`''-.-'               FOLLOWING THE RULES =         
     ';::;;:,:'                  BEING A HUGE FUCKING COCK    
  mic   '||"                                                  
        / |     BASICALLY WIKIPEDIA IS A CATALYST FOR COCKNESS
      ~` ~"'     (AS IT IS NOT CONSUMED IN THE PROCESS        
                  OF GENERATING MORE COCKS)                   

#3178: RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS

Thu, 2008 Mar 6

wikipedia

     MAYBE WIKIPEDIA WILL PAY FOR *MY* VISITS TO RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS          
                                                                                  
()                       ()                         ()                       ()   
||                       ||                         ||                       ||   
||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=|=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)||   
||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : |||   
||| : | ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | | : | ! | : |||| : | ! : | : | ! | : |||   
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#3199: THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE

Thu, 2008 Mar 27

wikipedia

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  |   D   GIVE THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE: DONATE TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!! 
  |   |                                                          
  |   |    A SIMILAR FEELING: FLUSHING YOUR MONEY DOWN THE TOILET
  \___|            _      AND WAVING GOODBYE TO IT FOREVER       
    ||  _______  -( (-                                           
    |_'(-------)  '-'                                            
       |       /                                                 
_____,-\__..__|_____Pr59                                         

#3267: USER BOXES

Tue, 2008 Jun 3

wikipedia

      __________________                                                
     /\  ______________ \    CHECK OUT MY USER BOXES !!!!!1111          
    /::\ \ZZZZZZZZZZZZ/\ \                                              
   /:/\.\ \        /:/\:\ \    [ ] THIS USER IS AN ANARCHO-PRIMITIVIST  
  /:/Z/\:\ \      /:/Z/\:\ \                                            
 /:/Z/__\:\ \____/:/Z/  \:\ \    [ ] THIS USER IS AN INSURRECTIONARY    
/:/Z/____\:\ \___\/Z/    \:\ \       ANARCHIST                          
\:\ \ZZZZZ\:\ \ZZ/\ \     \:\ \                                         
 \:\ \     \:\ \ \:\ \     \:\ \   [ ] THIS USER TOUCHES DONKEY BALLS   
  \:\ \     \:\ \_\;\_\_____\;\ \       WHENEVER HE GETS THE OPPORTUNITY
   \:\ \     \:\_________________\                                      
    \:\ \    /:/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/   [ ] THIS USER IS A MEMBER OF THE   
     \:\ \  /:/Z/    \:\ \  /:/Z/        ANARCHISM TASK FORCE           
      \:\ \/:/Z/      \:\ \/:/Z/                                        
       \:\/:/Z/________\;\/:/Z/   [ ] THIS USER HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL
        \::/Z/_______itz__\/Z/                                          
         \/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/   [ ] THIS USER NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP 

#3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA

Mon, 2008 Jun 9

wikipedia

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                f.:               \       IF WIKIPEDIA IS EVER WRONG,       
             ,-.|:  ,-.       ,-.  Y-.    ESPECIALLY IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT    
     ,-.    f , \. /:  \   . /     | j    YOU, THEN IT'S *YOUR* FAULT       
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    |:  |     ) )      "`    "`    |'     BECAUSE AFTER ALL IF YOU'D        
    l:. l    ( '          --.      j      BEEN CONTRIBUTING YOU WOULD       
     Y:  Y_,--.Y:         __      (       HAVE FIXED IT                     
  ,-.|  ,'.::..):..    ,'"-'Y.     Y                                        
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f;\::.          |    ``""""''__(""'_,.`--.   ,--.     NEXT TIME MAYBE YOU   
l:::::...       j--.       ,'.. `"'       Y-'.:::)    SHOULD DEVOTE MORE    
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     f`"""'.  .  )-(:.      .:::`---\:.-'Y;:::::::Y   WIKIPEDIA INSTEAD     
     j:::::::::..   Y:        ..:::::`;_,;;;::::::j   OF COMPLAINING ABOUT  
    f::;;;;;::::::. j:           ...::::\;;:::_,,'    HOW YOU WERE LIBELLED 
    l;;::::::::: _,;:       (.,     .....Y::."\                             
     Y;;;::::_,-';::..                   |:::. Y                            
     l;;;;;:::`-;;;::....                j;;::.|    AND SOMEHOW THIS LOGIC  
      `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::...          /\;;;;:j    MAKES SENSE TO WIKIPEDOS
 PK     "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'"  `---'                             
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#3278: WP

Sat, 2008 Jun 14

wikipedia

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   /|    _(::(  \::\__    JIMBO WALES IS A WP:FAGGOT AND NEEDS WP:DICK
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#3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS

Sun, 2008 Jul 6

asperger, wikipedia

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d###P            N####p    IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN       
"^^"              T####    "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY 
                  d###P    IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING 
               _g###@F     SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT            
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         d###F             JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION   
        0###F              ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY
        0###F              SIGNED THE ROLL CALL             
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#3309: HUGGLE

Tue, 2008 Jul 15

wikipedia

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    DEAR GOD,                                             
                                                          
      IF YOU REALLY EXIST                                 
                                                          
        PLEASE KILL EVERYONE                              
         WHO HAS EVER USED THE WORD                       
          "HUGGLE" IN A SENTENCE                          
                                                          
            AMEN                                          
                                                          
              P.S. MAKE THAT A VIOLENT DEATH PLEASE       

#3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY

Fri, 2008 Aug 8

asperger, wikipedia

    ///.                                                           
   //  7            [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ????              
   Y `-__.`. .\\                                                   
   /  .----' 7'/      [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ????      
  /   /    \\/  \                                                  
 /___/      | a='   I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA    
 \  \      /_ /      CATEGORY:                                     
 /  /      \\ \                                                    
/ .'        \\ \        [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME      
`--`        ''-' AsH      IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]]

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