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#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD Fri, 2004 Jan 9 wikipedia I THOUGHT, GIVEN WIKIPEDIA'S USUAL HIGH CALIBER AND THOROUGHNESS THAT THE ENTRY FOR ASCII ART MIGHT MENTION US AT LEAST IN PASSING GUESS I WAS WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD ,-------. / ,' `. ,--' ,' `. ,-;-- _.- pow! / \ ---;-' _.=.---'' +-------------+ ; X X ---=-----'' _.------- | ----- |--| \-----=---:i- +XX|'i:'''''''' : ;`--._ ''---':---- /X+-) \ \ / / ''--._ `- .XXX|) `. `. ,' ,' ''---. X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | \. | `-------------------+ #2264: EDIT WARS Sun, 2005 Sep 4 wikipedia && &&&&& &&&\/& &&& &&|,/ |/& && I'M WAGING GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR EDIT WARS &&/ / /_& && \ { |_____/_& { / / &&& `, \{___________/_&& } }{ \ }{{ \____& {}{ `&\&& {{} && , -=-~{ .-^- _ `} { ejm #2316: WIKIPEDIANS Wed, 2005 Oct 26 best of, wikipedia, word ( ) ( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS ) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, ( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS #2487: APRIL FOOL'S ON WIKIPEDIA Sat, 2006 Apr 15 nerd boy, topical, wikipedia WE'RE CATALOGUING ALL THE INTERNET-RELATED APRIL FOOL'S PRANKS THIS YEAR ON WIKIPEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY NERDS WHO NEED TO DIE _ \ I MOLEST CHILDREN |_| \ __ / | #..# \OO | .)(. ||. ________ || _____ dd _________/ ------------------------------' jg #2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS Tue, 2006 May 23 wikipedia, word ___ .-v'---`\. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG /:/__ : __\'. ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF ................. |:/<O_>|<O>|:| YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!! |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW- /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| cjr \ :|- :/ THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE | |- | #2574: INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE Tue, 2006 Jul 11 wikipedia .__=\__ .__==__, jf' ~~=\, _=/~' `\, ._jZ' `\q, /=~ `\__ j5(/ `\./ V\\, .Z))' _____ | .____, \)/\ j5(K=~~ ~~~~\=_, | _/=~~~~' `~~+K\\, .Z)\/ `~=L | _=/~ t\ZL j5(_/.__/===========\__ ~q |j/ .__============___/\J(N, 4L#XXXL_________________XGm, \P .mXL_________________JXXXW8L ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YKWmmWmmW@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SEE I THINK WIKIPEDIA IS GREAT IT MAKES LEARNING NOT SO MUCH AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE BUT MORE OF AN INTELLECTUAL CHALLENGE SEE YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF IT IS TRUE (VERY LITTLE) AND WHAT PART OF IT IS HORSESHIT (THE REST) IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT MAKES LEARNING A VIDEO GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #2601: RETARDED Mon, 2006 Aug 7 usenet, wikipedia \\\ (oO) I'M QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TO BACK UP A LEGAL CLAIM /C \ I'M MAKING ON USENET /__/\\ \\__// __> U<__ _\/_ I.E., I'M RETARDED #2646: BUSYWORK Thu, 2006 Sep 21 wikipedia /\/\ / / / FOLKS WE AT WIKIPEDIA ARE SO ORGANIZED _/,/ / AND INTERESTED IN MAKING BUSYWORK FOR _/` (/"/////, EVERYONE THAT WE EVEN HAVE A CATEGORY ( '```--.___ FOR THINGS THAT DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE /' _), ,- '-. A CATEGORY AND NEED ONE !!!! /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A COST- | | .// _/) EFFECTIVE AND MEANINGFUL EXPENDITURE ( ( \_ // / OF TIME AND EFFORT RATHER THAN \ >_,\ (/)= / JUST GIVING IT SOME FUCKING USEFUL | | | \ #\| / CATEGORY |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ HURFFF DUHHH DROWNING IN IT \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) #2690: CHIEF OF WIKIPEDIA Sat, 2006 Nov 4 wikipedia . / \ _\ /_ . . (,'v`.) . . \) ( ) ,' `. ( ) (/ \`. / `-' `-' \ ,'/ : ' _______ ' : CHECK ME OUT !!!!! I WAS JUST | _,-' ,-. `-._ | ELECTED KING OF ALL WIKIPEDIA |,' ( )__`-'__( ) `.| (|,-,'-._ _.-`.-.|) / /<( o)> <( o)>\ \ : : | | : : EXCEPT NOT AT ALL BECAUSE THERE | | ; : | | ARE NO FORMAL PROCESSES OF ANY | | (.-.) | | KIND WITH ANY ACCOUNTABILITY | | ,' ___ `. | | AT ALL SO WE JUST MAKE SHIT UP ; |)/ ,'---'. \(| : _,-/ |/\( )/\| \-._ _..--'.-( | `-'''-' | )-.`--.._ `. ;`._________,': ,' ,' `/ \'`. `------.------' SSt ' #2810: LIAR, LIAR Sun, 2007 Mar 4 topical, wikipedia CHECK ME OUT NEW YORKER !!!!! I'M A DISTINGUISHED WIKIPEDIA CONTRIBUTOR WITH FOUR ADVANCED DEGREES AND HAVE TONS OF HARD-WORKING STUDENTS AND AM IN MY THIRTIES IN A STABLE GAY RELATIONSHIP AND AM SO RESPECTED IN THE COMMUNITY THAT I GOT HIRED TO WORK FOR WIKIA, THE FOR-PROFIT COUSIN TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!! EXCEPT PSYCH !!!!!! NO ACTUALLY I'M A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR AND I HAVE NO DEGREES, NO STUDENTS, AM IN MY TWENTIES, AND I'M NOT IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL AM GAY !!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO STILL EMPLOYED BY WIKIA FOR SOME FUCKING PUZZLING REASON IT'S ALMOST AS IF ....... WIKIPEDIA IS A PIECE OF STEAMING SHIT AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING JIMBO WALES KNOWS IT AND SO WHY BOTHER PRETENDING ANYMORE P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF RUNNING, LIAR _.---.._ _ _.-' ''-. .' '-,_.-' '''. ( _ o : '._ .-' '-._ \ \- ---] '-.___.-') )..-' (_/ MJP (NOTE: NO ACTUAL MANATEES WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS FART) #2825: WP:TOILET Mon, 2007 Mar 19 original, wikipedia .-. | | WIKIPEDIA IS LIKE A SHIT COVERED PLUNGER | | . ||| YOU HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT AND ||| IT DOESN'T EVEN ALWAYS WORK ||| ,` BUT SOMETIMES YOU TRY ANYWAY |.| `, `. |.| .` ,` AND YOU SMELL BAD AFTER ,` | | .` , `, | | ,` ' |_| ,` ,NNNNN, iNNNNNNNi ImmmmmmmI tQn #2852: NOTABILITY Sun, 2007 Apr 15 wikipedia _____ / _))) / / 6 6 ( ( \ I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST A NEW WIKIPEDIA GUIDELINE FOLKS / ,' __= / _ ) /_ ) GIVEN ALL THE ATTEMPTS TO DELETE ARTICLES FOR FAMOUS ( /\__~__|( PORNSTARS I THINK THIS ONE'S APPROPRIATE: /\/__)__) ) ( /\ (_ IF I'VE BEAT OFF TO 'EM, THEY'RE NOTABLE, END OF DISCUSSION \| \__'/ \ :o / \ /\ _/ ) \/ | | | | | ) | /| ) / |________| I CALL IT WP:FAP | / \ | |/ ____\!_______ / )\ /( '-.\_ .. /,/ .. . b'ger #2883: TO BLOCK Wed, 2007 May 16 wikipedia itz -_ `-;-_ ,--.__ `-;-/. ,/\-`. I'LL TAKE WP:IAR TO BLOCK _//"\\ l'/Y=| /'-? \\ `;\-| ,' ;/ \\ \|; ./' ;' \\ \( ,-" _;' \\ ` ,-'_;-" \ "' #2924: SINBAD Tue, 2007 Jun 26 wikipedia, word -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. / | | ) \ DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN _.-'@_.' '@_/ | .' " \ -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE `l ,' DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA, |,-----||' pjy THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN lj lJ TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM o@o o@o " " #2960: NOMIC 2.0 Wed, 2007 Aug 1 wikipedia __ __ WIKIPEDIA: LIKE NOMIC __\_\___ ___/_/__ BUT WITH ADDED LIBEL !!!!!!! /_______ \___ ___/\_______\ \_\ \/__/\_____/\__\/ /_/ \/_____\/ __ \o | o/_____ ________________/\_\ \ | /_______\_______________\/ \_/ / b'ger | /\ _ | / /\_________/ |__| / / / / /_/ /_/ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \_\ /_/ /_/ |_| #3008: CATEGORY Tue, 2007 Sep 18 wikipedia .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / |=| \ / |_| [[CATEGORY:FUCKING FAGGOTS]] / \ |_| |=| / (@) \|=|/ \ ____ | / \@) \ .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' #3021: HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE Mon, 2007 Oct 1 wikipedia __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE .--'| \._ _ _./ |'--. SINCE I READ THE WIKIPEDIA /` \ \.-. / / `\ ENTRY FOR AUTOFELLATIO / '._/ |-' _.' \ / ; /--~' | \ / .'\|.-\--. \ \ / .'-. /.-.;\ |\|'~'-.|\ \ NOT EVER \ `-./`|_\_/ ` `\'. \ '. ; ___) '.`; / '-.,_ ; ___) \/ / \ ``'------'\ \ ` / HARRRGHHLMMMMMMMMMM '. \ '. | ;/_ jgs ___> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' #3034: SJ SATHANAS Sun, 2007 Oct 14 freespace, wikipedia ( ) |\ _,--------._ / | I THINK ESSJAY'S REAL NAME IS SATHANAS | `.,' `. / | BECAUSE CLEARLY HIS NAME IS A PRONUNCIATION ` ' ,-' ' OF "SJ" AND THUS STANDS FOR "SHIVAN JUGGERNAUT" \/_ _ ( / (,-.`. ,',-.`. `__,' |/#\ ),-','#\`= ,'.` | `._/) -'.\_,' ) ))| / (_.)\ . -'// ( /\____/\ ) )`'\ WAIT IS THAT TOO OBSCURE A GAG OR WHAT \ |V----V|| ' , \ |`- -- -' ,' \ \ _____ ___ | .' \ \ `._,-' `- `.__,`---^---' \ ` -' -.______ \ . / ______,- `. ,' ap #3089: I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA Sat, 2007 Dec 8 wikipedia ,-)). ____ (@ oo) | |`-. ) -u' | |[[ ] /_`-3-3 ___ |__|,-" (_(_8 ),--""")___)_>__<_ o!O HEY LOOK I UPDATED WIKIPEDIA #3171: BEING A COCK Thu, 2008 Feb 28 wikipedia ~-. ,,,; ~-.~-.~- (.../ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. } o~`, ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. (/ \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; \ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ; {_.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~-.~ ;: .-~` ~-.~-.~-.~-.~-. ;.: :' ._ ~-.~-.~-.~-.~- THIS JUST IN: ;::`-. '-._ ~-.~-.~-.~- ;::. `-. '-,~-.~-.~-. WIKIPEDIA + ';::::.`''-.-' FOLLOWING THE RULES = ';::;;:,:' BEING A HUGE FUCKING COCK mic '||" / | BASICALLY WIKIPEDIA IS A CATALYST FOR COCKNESS ~` ~"' (AS IT IS NOT CONSUMED IN THE PROCESS OF GENERATING MORE COCKS) #3178: RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS Thu, 2008 Mar 6 wikipedia MAYBE WIKIPEDIA WILL PAY FOR *MY* VISITS TO RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS () () () () || || || || ||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=|=)=)=)=)=)=)||(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=)=)|| ||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| : | ! : | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | | : | ! | : |||| : | ! : | : | ! | : ||| ||| | | | | | | | | | | |||| | | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | | | | | | | | | ||| ||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : ! | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : ! | ! | ! | ! ||| ||| | | | : | | | | | | |||| | | | ! : | | | : | | |||| | | | : | | | : | | ||| ||| : | ! ! | : | : | : |||| : | ! | ! | : | ! | : |||| : | ! ! | : | ! | : ||| ||| ! | : | | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | : : : | ! | : | ! |||| ! | : | | ! | : | ! ||| ||| | | : ! | | | | | | |||| | | : | ! | : | : | | |||| : | : ! | : | : | | ||| ||| : | | : | : | : | : |||| : | | ! | | | | | | : |||| | | | : | | | | | : ||| ||| | | ! | | | | | | | |||| | | ! : : | : | : | | |||| ! | ! | | : | : | | ||| ||| ! | | : | ! | ! | ! |||| ! | ! |'_,|,_,| ! | ! |||| : | | _ | !_| ! | ! ||| ||| | .oooO | |Oooo.| | |||| .oooO`-/ )'( \| Oooo. |||| ! | :/ )| ( \ : | | ||| ||| ! ( ) | !( )| ! |||| ( ) / ( ) \ ( ) |||| | | / ( | :) \! | ! ||| ||| :_ \ (_ | /`) /`-,: |||| ,\ ( ( ) ( ) ) /! |||| :_|( ) ( )'`\: ||| ||`-'/`-\_)`'` (_/ \'-`||`-'/\_)'oooO Oooo'(_/\'-`||`-'/`'oooO Oooo' `-'|| || /_________________\ || /___________________\ || /_________________\ || || |_________________| || |___________________| || |_________________| || || |/| \| || |/ \| || |/ |\| || ||__|||______________||__||__||_________________||__||__||______________|||__||_lc || ||| || || || || || || ||| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || /\_ _/\_ _/\_ _/\_ YOUNG LADY MASSAGE PLZ #3199: THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE Thu, 2008 Mar 27 wikipedia _____ | D GIVE THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE: DONATE TO WIKIPEDIA !!!!!! | | | | A SIMILAR FEELING: FLUSHING YOUR MONEY DOWN THE TOILET \___| _ AND WAVING GOODBYE TO IT FOREVER || _______ -( (- |_'(-------) '-' | / _____,-\__..__|_____Pr59 #3267: USER BOXES Tue, 2008 Jun 3 wikipedia __________________ /\ ______________ \ CHECK OUT MY USER BOXES !!!!!1111 /::\ \ZZZZZZZZZZZZ/\ \ /:/\.\ \ /:/\:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN ANARCHO-PRIMITIVIST /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/\:\ \ /:/Z/__\:\ \____/:/Z/ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER IS AN INSURRECTIONARY /:/Z/____\:\ \___\/Z/ \:\ \ ANARCHIST \:\ \ZZZZZ\:\ \ZZ/\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ \:\ \ [ ] THIS USER TOUCHES DONKEY BALLS \:\ \ \:\ \_\;\_\_____\;\ \ WHENEVER HE GETS THE OPPORTUNITY \:\ \ \:\_________________\ \:\ \ /:/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER IS A MEMBER OF THE \:\ \ /:/Z/ \:\ \ /:/Z/ ANARCHISM TASK FORCE \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\ \/:/Z/ \:\/:/Z/________\;\/:/Z/ [ ] THIS USER HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL \::/Z/_______itz__\/Z/ \/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ/ [ ] THIS USER NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP #3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA Mon, 2008 Jun 9 wikipedia _,,---.)\__ JUST REMEMBER FOLKS: ,'. ""`. f.: \ IF WIKIPEDIA IS EVER WRONG, ,-.|: ,-. ,-. Y-. ESPECIALLY IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT ,-. f , \. /: \ . / | j YOU, THEN IT'S *YOUR* FAULT f. Y `.`. _`. ,'_ |f |: | ) ) "` "` |' BECAUSE AFTER ALL IF YOU'D l:. l ( ' --. j BEEN CONTRIBUTING YOU WOULD Y: Y_,--.Y: __ ( HAVE FIXED IT ,-.| ,'.::..):.. ,'"-'Y. Y f:. \ ::. '"'`--` j j:: Y-.__ __,,-'___ f;\::. | ``""""''__(""'_,.`--. ,--. NEXT TIME MAYBE YOU l:::::... j--. ,'.. `"' Y-'.:::) SHOULD DEVOTE MORE `-..::::::_,,-' :). `--'(::.. ,j..::--( EFFORT TO IMPROVING f`"""'. . )-(:. .:::`---\:.-'Y;:::::::Y WIKIPEDIA INSTEAD j:::::::::.. Y: ..:::::`;_,;;;::::::j OF COMPLAINING ABOUT f::;;;;;::::::. j: ...::::\;;:::_,,' HOW YOU WERE LIBELLED l;;::::::::: _,;: (., .....Y::."\ Y;;;::::_,-';::.. |:::. Y l;;;;;:::`-;;;::.... j;;::.| AND SOMEHOW THIS LOGIC `;;;;;;;;;:);;;;:::::... /\;;;;:j MAKES SENSE TO WIKIPEDOS PK "`------'-.;;;;::::::::...._,-'" `---' ``"""""""""""'' #3278: WP Sat, 2008 Jun 14 wikipedia __ (::\ _____ _\::\__ /| _(::( \::\__ JIMBO WALES IS A WP:FAGGOT AND NEEDS WP:DICK / | _(::\::\ \::\:\ \ |_(::Y\""`.\__\_|""\ \___\/__\ ___________\ ( ( \ x \ __ _ _ _\ |_:__\~ \ \_ |\| `(__\ |z: \ \ \ |"\\_7 _)\ |i: \ \ \ |p: \ # \____________\ |p: \ / / cjr (o:______ \/____________/ #3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS Sun, 2008 Jul 6 asperger, wikipedia ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p IT'S GREAT THAT THERE'S AN "^^" T#### "ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS" CATEGORY d###P IN WIKIPEDIA, THE GREATEST THING _g###@F SINCE SLICED BULLSHIT _gN##@P gN###F" d###F JUST THINK: WHEN THE EXECUTION 0###F ORDERS ARE GIVEN, THEY'VE ALREADY 0###F SIGNED THE ROLL CALL 0###F "NN@' ___ DH q###r "" #3309: HUGGLE Tue, 2008 Jul 15 wikipedia ,,,,, ////""\ . (((/ m m -|- __ )))c = ) | (__) ////-./~` . [] (((( `.`\ :: [] )))`\ \)).-;.' .------, [] (() `._.-'` _( )[] )/ `. | .'`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))\`.----'`[] jgs ( \' { ~ - ~~ _ ~ - ~~ - ~ - (( | | [] .-.--\ \ { )) | | [] |_;_._`\ |{ ((__|_|-----[] | ; ``` ;{ )) [] | /``-.____/ `~~~[]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'-' [] `' (__) (__) DEAR GOD, IF YOU REALLY EXIST PLEASE KILL EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WORD "HUGGLE" IN A SENTENCE AMEN P.S. MAKE THAT A VIOLENT DEATH PLEASE #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY Fri, 2008 Aug 8 asperger, wikipedia ///. // 7 [[CATEGORY:FORMER LIBERALS]] ???? Y `-__.`. .\\ / .----' 7'/ [[CATEGORY:ACCUSED DICK-TOUCHERS]] ???? / / \\/ \ /___/ | a=' I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST AN ADDITIONAL WIKIPEDIA \ \ /_ / CATEGORY: / / \\ \ / .' \\ \ [[CATEGORY:PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME `--` ''-' AsH IN HIGH SCHOOL (P.S. I HAVE ASPERGER'S)]] #3352: MMORPG Wed, 2008 Aug 27 wikipedia __ __ _ _.-._ _.-`-._ _ _.- .-' -' `-._ .-`-- ._`-._`-. `-.`-._..-`__.-' _.-` `-. .-' `-._ `-._ `-._ `-. _ _.--' _/ ``-. .-'"`-._.. \_ _ _.-' _.-' _\ .' \_ \_ `-._/_.-` _.- /__.- ` \ | _.' `-._ `-._ _ _.-` _/ _.-` _.'( \`-._ .' ) _/ __/ _.-'/ _.' `._ \_ _.' `-._/ -._ _.' _/ _/ / __.-'( \`-._`-.)_ ._ _.-`_/ _(_ _.' ) ( `-.__`-. `-. `--.__. _.' | / (`-. `-._ __/ _.' .;:::=. | ( .-===. (`-. `-._ _/ _/ / .-. ) ` ' .-. \ ``-. `-._ _.' '-._) ( ) (_.-' : `-. _.' _/' `--=. `. .' `---= ' `-. \_ _.-` ' ) `. ; .' `-. ._ _.) / \ ' ( `-. _/ _' / _.-- ) / \ `-. `-. )`-._ `.-. .' .` __.-` ( -._ '.\ `-. `-._ -.`-._ _`-. ( _.-'.-' `-.__`---' \ `-. . `_`(` _.\ _.-' ___) '-.'-.._ \ `-. `-.` ) _.-' _.-``'./`._ '._) '-.'-.'-. ) `-. `( ) ) _.-' .-'`-.__`-.-' ('__\ `-. `-. `-.))_\ _.' _.-' _.-'_.-'.-' (_.'`-._`-.`-.`-.``-._` `-. _.-' _.-' _.'-.'_.' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-._`-._` `-. _.-' _.-' ).-'_.' `-.`-.`-_.`-.`-.`-._` `-._ _.'_.).-' _.-' `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.`-._` `-.__.-'_.--' LGB `-._`-.`-.`-.`-.`-. `-.`-.`-.`-.`-.` WIKIPEDIA IS THE BEST MMORPG EVER `-.`-.`-.`-` TRY MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT FOR ALL THE OTHER EDITORS AND YOU CAN SEE HOW FUN IT CAN REALLY BE #3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT Wed, 2008 Sep 24 wikipedia, word , LOOK AT ALL THE WASTED EFFORT THAT GOES INTO WIKIPEDIA |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', IF ONLY WE COULD HARNESS THESE PEOPLES' ENERGIES \ / AND EFFORTS INTO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING OF WIKIPEDOS . `" CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING USEFUL AT ALL THAT'S WHY THEY'RE WIKIPEDOS #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT Sat, 2008 Nov 29 election 2008, wikipedia \| ... -:. //||\\ _. PLEASE WATCH `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. "IF I WERE PRESIDENT" ._"__.' \ BY JIMMY WALES, ____ `==' _._ THE USELESS TOOL .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . ( -._.---" ....-----( ' . ` -. ) .:\:::\ '`. ` ` .' _ ( .:::::::::....--`--..-' \ ( ``-.\:::'' \ \ \\ ""\\-' `..:.\ `:-=/) `(::) ` .:::/ a:f_______________________________ |::/ _________ ______... .."\\/ .......------"""""" __.. . \\ -. _ . __..--'' .-' `+ () `-' __..---""" ..........|_ `-. . '' ....:::::::::::::.\.' ) . .-' ````::::::''''.""" . .-' . . . . #3592: FICTIONAL BALLS Fri, 2009 Apr 24 wikipedia /'\ CATEGORY:FICTIONAL BALLS / / , THANKS WIKIPEDIA c-' / /'-._ ,____,' .-'''-. I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH .-'.// \ '-;-========,"-,' ' FOR RIDICULOUSLY USELESS SHIT ,` /, \_//\ ,/ ( '- *) ) ( ./ ) {,}========'===='- ' , , , \/ ', -muse. _____'-.-`_______________________'-..-'____ #3599: AQUATIC WEEK: REST IN PEACE Fri, 2009 May 1 wikipedia ,.---. ,,,, / _ `. \\\\ / \ ) |||| /\/``-.__\/ BRIAN PEPPERS ::::/\/_ {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.=========' REST IN PEACE {{{{{{ { ( ( ( ( (-----:= {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========. ::::\/\ |||| \/\ ,-'/\ jgs //// \ `` _/ ) '''' \ ` / `---'' #3632: BE DOWN IN A BIT Wed, 2009 Jun 3 wikipedia _,=.=,_ ,'=. `\___, / \ (0 | __ _ / \ ___/ /| | ''--.._ | | \) || | ===|\ ', _/ .--' || | ====| | BE DOWN IN A BIT... `"`; ( || | ===|/ [[[[]]_..,_ \|_|_..--;"` JUST FIXING WIKIPEDIA / .--""``\\ __)__|_ .' .\,,||___ | | ( .' -""`| `"";___)---'|________|__ |\ / __| [_____________________] \| .-' `\ |.----------.| \ _ | || || jgs ( .-' ) || || `""""""""""""` """ """ #3689: WIKIA Thu, 2009 Jul 30 wikipedia ___ __//_\\__ ___________ _-~ ~ ~ ~-_ ,-~~ ~~-, ,/ \, `-__ ,- ,- ,-__-' `-__ __-' | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~~~ | IT'S A REAL PITY ABOUT | ,- _ _ ,- | | ,- _ _ ,- | WIKIA SEARCH | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | IT SHOWED SUCH PROMISE | | | | | | | | | | | | TO BE AS EMBARRASSING TO | | | | | | | | | | | | HUMANITY AS WIKIPEDIA | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | INSTEAD IT JUST SUCKED | | | | | | | | | | | | THE USUAL AMOUNT AND DIED | | | | | | | | | | | | | `- `_ `_ `- | | `- `_ `_ `- | `-__ __-' `-__ __-' -rmcn ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ #4102: COLLECTIVE NOUN Thu, 2010 Sep 16 wikipedia _.-------._ .' _|_|_|_|_ '. I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING COLLECTIVE NOUN / _|_|_|_|_|_|_ \ FOR WIKIPEDIANS: | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| FAGGOT | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | WITNESS: \ -|_|_|_|_|_|- / '. -|_|_|_|- .' "A FAGGOT OF WIKIPEDIANS" jgs `---------` SEE, WORKS PERFECTLY #4488: STEVE JOBS Fri, 2011 Oct 7 steve jobs, topical, wikipedia .:' __ :'__ I DON'T THINK STEVE JOBS' MIDDLE NAME .'`__`-'__``. WAS LITERALLY "FAGGOT" :__________.-' :_________: WHY DO I EVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA :_________`-; jgs `.__.-.__.' #4591: WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT Wed, 2012 Jan 18 topical, wikipedia .-""""- WIKIPEDIA BLACKOUT !!!!!!11 F .-' F J FOR 24 HOURS THE WORLD I I WILL BE SMARTER L `. L `-._, `-.__.-' ## ### # #### _____ ## .---#####-...__ .--' `-### .--..-' ###### ""`---.... _____.----. ###`.._____ .' ####### a:f ### / -. ####### _.--- ### .( ####### # : `--... ###### # `. ``. ###### : :. ##### .' ) ### .' / ## _.' | .## ,:' | ' .' < ' | / | ' . `

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