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#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE

Mon, 2002 Sep 2

wiccan*

   __                       I'M A WICCAN !!! BUK BUK BUK BUK        
 _/o \                       PECKING DIRT AND LIGHTING BLACK CANDLES
/_    |               | /     AND PERFORMING STUPID RITUALS !!!!!   
 W\  /              |////      BUK BUK BUK BRAAWWWK                 
   \ \  __________||//|/                                            
    \ \/         /|/-//-                                            
     |     -----  // --                                             
     |      -----   /-                                              
     |     -----    /                                               
      \            /                                                
        \_/  \___/                                                  
          \  //                                                     
           |||                                                      
           |||                                                      
          Z_>>        <RJK>                                         

#1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO

Tue, 2002 Sep 3

wiccan*

          mmm,   I'M HOT AND SPICY JERK WICCAN
         /::* >                               
\        |::/                                 
 Aaa..../:::\    BUK BUK BUK NOT WASHING      
 \:::::::::::|   AND GIVING STRANGERS MONEY   
  \:::::::::/                                 
   \:::::::/                                  
     \:/\:/  -BR-                             
      |_  \__                                 
       \   |\                                 

#1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE

Wed, 2002 Sep 4

wiccan*

                  ,.                                                
                 (\(\)   I'M ROTISSERIE GOLD WICCAN                 
 ,_              ;  o >                                             
  {`-.          /  (_)   DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU ???     
  `={\`-._____/`   |     BUK BUK BUK BUK PENTAGRAMS AND HOMELESSNESS
 __`-{ /    -=`\   |___                                             
(___`={__-=_=__/___/___)                                            
 \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/                                             
  \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/                                              
   \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/                                               
jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/                                                
     `------------'                                                 

#1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR

Thu, 2002 Sep 5

wiccan*

             xx    I WILL SOMEDAY BECOME A WICCAN CAESAR SALAD !!!
            / .|_                                                 
           /(_)_<                                                 
          /  (                                                    
 ((____.-'    )    BUK BUK BUK NOT EVEN LOVED BY MY OWN MOTHER    
  \\         /                                                    
   \'-.-.-'`/                                                     
 _  \______/ -MK-                                                 
(_)   _|_\_                                                       
''''''''''''''''                                                  

#1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE

Fri, 2002 Sep 6

wiccan*

           _                                              
          (*)<   MY FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT IS      
ejm97     )(w    EL POLLO WICCAN !!!!                     
     __  /  )                                             
    ( _\/  /     BUK BUK BUK I'M A FAT UGLY WOMAN         
     (   |\      BRAWWWWK !!!!! BUK BUK BUK PAGAN         
         " "                                              
                                                          
THUS CONCLUDES WICCAN WEEK AT ASCII ART FARTS !1!!!       
WE NOW CONTINUE WITH OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED COMPLETE CRAP

#1188: TOO LATE

Tue, 2002 Sep 24

wiccan*

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#2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA

Sat, 2007 Jul 7

islam, mormon, wiccan*

 (       "     )                                                        
  ( _  *                                                                
     * (     /           ___                                            
        "     "        _/ /     WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION  
       (   *  )    ___/   |                                             
         )   "     _ o)'-./__     IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE    
        *  _ )    (_, . $$$       ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR       
        (  )   __ __ 7_ $$$$      THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS
         ( :  { _)  '---  $\      OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS 
    ______'___//__\   ____, \                                           
     )           ( \_/ _____\_                                          
   .'             \   \------''.                                        
   |='           '=|  |         )                                       
   |               |  |  .    _/    WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE    
    \    (. ) ,   /  /__I_____\     WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE       
snd  '._/_)_(\__.'   (__,(__,_]     SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE              
    @---()_.'---@                                                       

#3528: WICCAN

Thu, 2009 Feb 19

wiccan*

          ________                                
         /________\                               
        //( ( ( ( \\                              
       || <o> <o>((||                             
       ||) ) `  ) )||    I'M A WICCAN             
       || (\___( ( ||                             
       \|) )    \)_|/                             
       / ((\_v_/   \                              
      /  /)  x    \ \                             
      | |    x    | |                             
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      |  |/\ x /\|  |                             
      |  |  \x/  |  |                             
      |  |   V   |  |                             
     /____\     /____\                            
       | |       | |                              
      /  \       /  \    SORRY JUST KIDDING       
      |  |       |  |     I'M JUST A USELESS BITCH
      `~~|       |~~'                             
         |\     /|                                
         |  \ /  |                                
         |___V___|                                
         |  / \  |                                
         | /   \ |                                
         |/     \|                                
        /         \                               
       /           \                              
______/             \_______                      
============================                      
       Alyssa                                     

#3765: WICCAN POWERS

Wed, 2009 Oct 14

wiccan*

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(___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt
                                                     
WICCAN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111   
                                                     
FORM OF .................. THREE LONELY GOTH GIRLS   

#4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES

Sun, 2012 Jan 29

wiccan*

               _..--.._       _..--.      _..--..                       
             ,'      ,'`.   ,','.--.\   ,' \   `.`.                     
            /  /    /  /|  : : /  _ \:  |\  \    \ \                    
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          /:  .'  ,`.._|_\\'  ( _=`;._//_|_..'`      \\                 
          :: /   '|    (__=`, :`||| `,.__)     \      :                 
          | \           \`.\\__\;|| //`|/       :     |                 
          |  `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._           |                 
          :         | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>.  :`._       ;:                 
          \         ; ; )`-..______..-'(  :\  `-.__.' /                 
          ;        / /|:                : | `.._____.':                 
         :      _.' / ||                | |   `.       :                
         :  _.-'   /  ::                ; :     `-.____;                
          \;     ,'   ( \              /  )\          /                 
         ,'    ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\        _`.                
        (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt           
                                                                        
WE NEED MORE ORGANIC VEGAN WICCAN HERBS TO MAKE OUR STUPID HIPPIE CRAP  
SO WE CAN CAST A SPELL THAT WILL PLEASE THE EARTH GODDESS               
                                                                        
ALSO SOME OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BUY COKE AND PURSES WOULD BE NICE

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