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#1166: WICCAN WEEK: DAY ONE Mon, 2002 Sep 2 wiccan* __ I'M A WICCAN !!! BUK BUK BUK BUK _/o \ PECKING DIRT AND LIGHTING BLACK CANDLES /_ | | / AND PERFORMING STUPID RITUALS !!!!! W\ / |//// BUK BUK BUK BRAAWWWK \ \ __________||//|/ \ \/ /|/-//- | ----- // -- | ----- /- | ----- / \ / \_/ \___/ \ // ||| ||| Z_>> <RJK> #1167: WICCAN WEEK: DAY TWO Tue, 2002 Sep 3 wiccan* mmm, I'M HOT AND SPICY JERK WICCAN /::* > \ |::/ Aaa..../:::\ BUK BUK BUK NOT WASHING \:::::::::::| AND GIVING STRANGERS MONEY \:::::::::/ \:::::::/ \:/\:/ -BR- |_ \__ \ |\ #1168: WICCAN WEEK: DAY THREE Wed, 2002 Sep 4 wiccan* ,. (\(\) I'M ROTISSERIE GOLD WICCAN ,_ ; o > {`-. / (_) DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU ??? `={\`-._____/` | BUK BUK BUK BUK PENTAGRAMS AND HOMELESSNESS __`-{ / -=`\ |___ (___`={__-=_=__/___/___) \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/ `------------' #1169: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FOUR Thu, 2002 Sep 5 wiccan* xx I WILL SOMEDAY BECOME A WICCAN CAESAR SALAD !!! / .|_ /(_)_< / ( ((____.-' ) BUK BUK BUK NOT EVEN LOVED BY MY OWN MOTHER \\ / \'-.-.-'`/ _ \______/ -MK- (_) _|_\_ '''''''''''''''' #1170: WICCAN WEEK: DAY FIVE Fri, 2002 Sep 6 wiccan* _ (*)< MY FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT IS ejm97 )(w EL POLLO WICCAN !!!! __ / ) ( _\/ / BUK BUK BUK I'M A FAT UGLY WOMAN ( |\ BRAWWWWK !!!!! BUK BUK BUK PAGAN " " THUS CONCLUDES WICCAN WEEK AT ASCII ART FARTS !1!!! WE NOW CONTINUE WITH OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED COMPLETE CRAP #1188: TOO LATE Tue, 2002 Sep 24 wiccan* ^+xw*"""^q_ 0 p" F F _F p^^"___jM j F F _,,__ q x" [ F J_ J P w""""_ _," 9 _m^`"*____x" _____ v,,_w" "M_ @ `, ",_!u_9__L F # r^""^^" f j" " _*" "6_ _,,__ B 9_ "v,_Zp*"""""^@u# P _m^"^u,a*" j ____ 9 "" _F `4 A_ "*-ap" ^Lj" _smu, _* ,-" 9_ _wf ^^"__,,_ jL -- m< 5j! ____*-*^ & """" ___ p" 9p`^u,av' AM I TOO `,*""""q_ _x" _aa,_ p^" ""u ,r _____!L___,M LATE FOR Lsr--x_"^^`" qP 9 J `M y^ "_ _J WICCAN WEEK . L_,,_ ?_ _# ^v- -^" _F __,_`^---"jr BUK BUK BUK j___ ""y""^^""_,-r-u_ r^ j! ?s_, *"jp g""""^q_b_ _F "p j^^""-w L _,wma_ _x"jN__ __d"""^c F "-^"" _ "c____j' L j" J" """ _F 99Nu______g**L_""s 4 A, _P"""^q_ "" "- m^ j_ _-^""mw^" _' # 9"N""L ^, "s b # "--^" 0 @ j" _v-wa+" ," j # p r j qF "q_ _*-wu_ 9, y^`"^w_ _,! 0_ f _m-**" _F _F L _FjP ?, "^"" "u "---^ j """ # J j" p"""p-^ x^ p" d_ -q__a-mw_ j `L V `q # f j 4 b ^, __ 6_ ?, _,__ "-- *`^ww-" F 9L_ b 1 4 `u_ "-^""*, jh ^-xm*" 9z ) 0 `+a_ W__ 9,___"^^"+_ L 0 k _x-*v+" 9 0 "b "_ "p _0 `& ___ d_ j" ___p j F j #2935: IN DEFENSE OF WICCA Sat, 2007 Jul 7 islam, mormon, wiccan* ( " ) ( _ * * ( / ___ " " _/ / WHY OF COURSE WICCA IS A REAL RELIGION ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ IT'S JUST LIKE CHRISTIANITY OR THE * _ ) (_, . $$$ ONE WITH THE SUICIDE BOMBERS OR ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ THE ONE WITH BLUE DUDES WITH FOUR ARMS ( : { _) '--- $\ OR THE ONE WITH THE CRAZY SALAMANDERS ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ WELL I GUESS I'M NOT REALLY SURE \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] SO I'LL JUST STOP HERE @---()_.'---@ #3528: WICCAN Thu, 2009 Feb 19 wiccan* ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || <o> <o>((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| I'M A WICCAN || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ SORRY JUST KIDDING | | | | I'M JUST A USELESS BITCH `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa #3765: WICCAN POWERS Wed, 2009 Oct 14 wiccan* _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:<o \o; ,`\ \ : \ / '__ '| :,.-' ;'\: _`'/`.`--,: : __' \ : ,'_ ``' |._) / :\`..__) \ >| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WICCAN POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 FORM OF .................. THREE LONELY GOTH GIRLS #4602: NEED HERBS AND PURSES Sun, 2012 Jan 29 wiccan* _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:<o \o; ,`\ \ : \ / '__ '| :,.-' ;'\: _`'/`.`--,: : __' \ : ,'_ ``' |._) / :\`..__) \ >| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt WE NEED MORE ORGANIC VEGAN WICCAN HERBS TO MAKE OUR STUPID HIPPIE CRAP SO WE CAN CAST A SPELL THAT WILL PLEASE THE EARTH GODDESS ALSO SOME OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO BUY COKE AND PURSES WOULD BE NICE

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