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#3053: CALL OF DUTY

Fri, 2007 Nov 2

call of duty

+------------------+                                                
|       ___        |                                                
|   _  (,~ |   _   |    I'M CONFLICTED WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY   
|  (____/  |____)  |                                                
|  |||||    |||||  |    KILLING GERMANS ????? GOOD                  
|  |||||    |||||  |                                                
|  |||||\  /|||||  |    PLAYING THE RUSSIANS KILLING GERMANS ?????  
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |    NOT SO GOOD                                 
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |                                                
|       /||\       |    I GUESS I RATIONALIZE IT BY REALIZING THE   
 \_              _/     PROPER PRIORITIES: FIRST THE GERMANS, THEN  
   `-----92-KSR-'       WAIT UNTIL THE WAR ENDS AND GET THE RUSSIANS

#3455: CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR

Mon, 2008 Dec 8

call of duty

                                       _,.          ___.    .           
     ____        ,._               --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_   \\          
   c:____]((=-  :* _:=- - - - -         `'       (__(____)   \\         
    / //   ___   `' ,._                                       \\___.    
   / //  _/_/_]=== :* _:=--          ,.          ___.        _((|_L]_   
 _/ //_.(_(_)(_)..  `'           --=: *: ======((|_L]_     _/(__(\_ _)\_
/____\_\          `....              `'       (__(____) cjr             
                                                                        
     IT HELPS FIGHTING WORLD WAR II IF JACK BAUER IS YOUR SERGEANT      

#4170: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS

Tue, 2010 Nov 23

call of duty, ice cube

 _[TT]_j__,(  j"n,.      __i_[TT]_     WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE CPL. BOWMAN SAY
(_)oooo(_)'  ,m^.Y.v   )"(_)oooo(_)    "I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY" ONCE
                    KB                                                    

#4872: ZOMBIE MODE

Thu, 2012 Oct 25

call of duty

             (()))                                               
            /|x x|                                               
           /\( - )    I HOPE THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY GAME'S        
   ___.-._/\/         ZOMBIE MODE IS STILL FUN !!!!!!            
  /=`_'-'-'/  !!                                                 
  |-{-_-_-}     !                                                
  (-{-_-_-}    !      LET ME CHANGE THAT TO "IS FUN" BECAUSE     
   \{_-_-_}   !       NONE OF THEM REALLY ARE FUN AT ALL ACTUALLY
    }-_-_-}                                                      
    {-_|-_}                                                      
    {-_|_-}                                                      
    {_-|-_}                                                      
ZOT {_-|-_}                                                      
____%%@ @%%_______                                               

#4970: BLACK OPS II

Thu, 2013 Jan 31

call of duty

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.. . . . . . .#. .#### . . . ####. . .###############. . .      
.. . ########. ##. ##. . . ######################### . . .      
.. . . ##########. . . . ######################. . . . . .      
.. . . .######## . . . .   ################### . . . . . .      
.. . . . ### .   . . . .#####. ##############. # . . . . .      
.. . . . . ##### . . . .#######. ##########. . . . . . . .      
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.. . . . . . ##### . . . .#### # . . . . . ##### . . . . .      
.. . . . . . ### . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . ### .#. . . .      
.. . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WS/BW
.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .      
                                                                
    CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II HAS FINALLY FOUND                
    A WAY TO PLEASE ALL RACES, ALL CREEDS AND ALL COUNTRIES     
                                                                
    BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING ARABS OR RUSSIANS OR            
    NORTH KOREANS OR CHINESE OR EVEN NAZIS                      
                                                                
    YOU'RE JUST SHOOTING POOR PEOPLE                            
                                                                
    SEE ???? NOW EVERYONE'S HAPPY BLAM BLAM BLAM                

#4996: USS OBAMA

Tue, 2013 Feb 26

call of duty, obama

                        |                                          
                       -+-                                         
                     ---#---                                       
                     __|_|__            __                         
                     \_____/           ||\________                 
       __   __   __  \_____/            ^---------^                
      ||\__||\__||\__|___  | '-O-`                                 
      -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------
      `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------'
             \___      |     \    o O o    /     |      ___/       
                 \____/        \         /        \____/           
                     |           \     /           |               
                     |             \|/             |               
                     |              |              |               
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                                   
  CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II FEATURES AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED    
  AFTER BARACK OBAMA                                               
                                                                   
  WHY WOULD THE U.S. NAVY NAME SOMETHING AFTER A MUSLIM ????????   

#5054: MOB OF THE DEAD

Thu, 2013 Apr 25

call of duty, zombie*

             (()))                                                          
            /|x x|    YOU KNOW WHAT THE CALL OF DUTY SERIES REALLY NEEDS ???
           /\( - )                                                          
   ___.-._/\/         MOBSTERS *AND* ZOMBIES                                
  /=`_'-'-'/  !!                                                            
  |-{-_-_-}     !                                                           
  (-{-_-_-}    !                                                            
   \{_-_-_}   !                                                             
    }-_-_-}                                                                 
    {-_|-_}                                                                 
    {-_|_-}                                                                 
    {_-|-_}                                                                 
    {_-|-_}  ZOT                                                            
____%%@ @%%_______                                                          

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