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#3053: CALL OF DUTY Fri, 2007 Nov 2 call of duty +------------------+ | ___ | | _ (,~ | _ | I'M CONFLICTED WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY | (____/ |____) | | ||||| ||||| | KILLING GERMANS ????? GOOD | ||||| ||||| | | |||||\ /||||| | PLAYING THE RUSSIANS KILLING GERMANS ????? | |||'//\/\\`||| | NOT SO GOOD | |' m' /\ `m `| | | /||\ | I GUESS I RATIONALIZE IT BY REALIZING THE \_ _/ PROPER PRIORITIES: FIRST THE GERMANS, THEN `-----92-KSR-' WAIT UNTIL THE WAR ENDS AND GET THE RUSSIANS #3455: CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR Mon, 2008 Dec 8 call of duty _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) cjr IT HELPS FIGHTING WORLD WAR II IF JACK BAUER IS YOUR SERGEANT #4170: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS Tue, 2010 Nov 23 call of duty, ice cube _[TT]_j__,( j"n,. __i_[TT]_ WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE CPL. BOWMAN SAY (_)oooo(_)' ,m^.Y.v )"(_)oooo(_) "I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY" ONCE KB #4872: ZOMBIE MODE Thu, 2012 Oct 25 call of duty (())) /|x x| /\( - ) I HOPE THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY GAME'S ___.-._/\/ ZOMBIE MODE IS STILL FUN !!!!!! /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! LET ME CHANGE THAT TO "IS FUN" BECAUSE \{_-_-_} ! NONE OF THEM REALLY ARE FUN AT ALL ACTUALLY }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} ZOT {_-|-_} ____%%@ @%%_______ #4970: BLACK OPS II Thu, 2013 Jan 31 call of duty .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .#######. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .#. .#### . . . ####. . .###############. . . .. . ########. ##. ##. . . ######################### . . . .. . . ##########. . . . ######################. . . . . . .. . . .######## . . . . ################### . . . . . . .. . . . ### . . . . .#####. ##############. # . . . . . .. . . . . ##### . . . .#######. ##########. . . . . . . . .. . . . . .###### . . . .#### . . . . .## . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . ##### . . . .#### # . . . . . ##### . . . . . .. . . . . . ### . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . ### .#. . . . .. . . . . . ##. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WS/BW .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II HAS FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO PLEASE ALL RACES, ALL CREEDS AND ALL COUNTRIES BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SHOOTING ARABS OR RUSSIANS OR NORTH KOREANS OR CHINESE OR EVEN NAZIS YOU'RE JUST SHOOTING POOR PEOPLE SEE ???? NOW EVERYONE'S HAPPY BLAM BLAM BLAM #4996: USS OBAMA Tue, 2013 Feb 26 call of duty, obama | -+- ---#--- __|_|__ __ \_____/ ||\________ __ __ __ \_____/ ^---------^ ||\__||\__||\__|___ | '-O-` -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------ `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------' \___ | \ o O o / | ___/ \____/ \ / \____/ | \ / | | \|/ | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II FEATURES AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA WHY WOULD THE U.S. NAVY NAME SOMETHING AFTER A MUSLIM ???????? #5054: MOB OF THE DEAD Thu, 2013 Apr 25 call of duty, zombie* (())) /|x x| YOU KNOW WHAT THE CALL OF DUTY SERIES REALLY NEEDS ??? /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ MOBSTERS *AND* ZOMBIES /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______

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