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#1099: THE MOUSE SPEAKS

Thu, 2002 Jun 27

everybody loves raymond

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          IF I COULD BE SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE FOLKS !!! 
          DOES ANYONE ON THIS GREAT BLUE MARBLE WE CALL
          PLANET EARTH FUCKING LIKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT 
          EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND SHOW ??????????????? 
          NOBODY ????????? THOUGHT SO                  

#2686: EVERYBODY HATES RAYMOND

Tue, 2006 Oct 31

everybody loves raymond

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      ,::::::<        YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST ABOUT THAT SHOW EVERYBODY  
     ,::/^\"``.       LOVES RAYMOND ?!?!?!? THE SCREAMING HARPIE IN IT
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   ;::|     \   '-'   LIKE THAT ON SECOND THOUGHT I'M NOT REALLY SURE 
   ;::|      \        WHAT THE APPEAL IS SINCE IT FUCKING SUCKS       
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#2851: DESPITE THE PHOTOGRAPHS

Sat, 2007 Apr 14

everybody loves raymond

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          ||    I DO NOT LOVE RAYMOND (DESPITE THE PHOTOGRAPHS)
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