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#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD

Tue, 2003 Jan 14

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                                      _____             
MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT       (((   `\           
DICK !!!!! MMMM I'M A USELESS        , ,`\   )          
WHORE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS !!!!!      (^  )   )          
MMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT !!!      ~-(     )         
                                      _'((,,,)))        
ONE DAY I WILL MARRY ME A GOOD     ,-' \_/    `\        
HUSBAND AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK    (          ,  |       
AGAIN !!!! AND BY WORK I MEAN      `-.-'`-.-'/|_|       
BE A RECEPTIONIST OR WAITRESS         \     / | |       
OR PERHAPS A MEDIOCRE PROSTITUTE       =()=: / ,' ua    
                                                        
HOLY JESUS IS IT ANY WONDER WE BLEED                    
ONCE A MONTH !?!?!? HELLO ?!?!? IT'S PUNISHMENT FROM GOD

#1389: FOURTEEN

Sun, 2003 Apr 13

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                                      _____         
MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT MY FAT RACIST    (((   `\       
DYKE OF A MOUTH !!!?!??!?!??!?       , ,`\   )      
                                     (^  )   )      
NO OF COURSE NOT SINCE I'M A CRACKER  ~-(     )     
ASS BITCH I GET TO SAY WHATEVER I     _'((,,,)))    
WANT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I'LL      ,-' \_/    `\    
JUST FALSELY ACCUSE YOU OF RAPE   (          ,  |   
AND MAKE A MILLION IN FRADULENT    `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
SETTLEMENTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        \     / | |   
                                       =()=: / ,' ua
P.S. I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD TWAT

#1416: DREAM COME TRUE

Sat, 2003 May 10

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                                      _____         
I'LL MAKE OUTRAGEOUSLY RACIST        (((   `\       
REMARKS WHILE HIDING BEHIND THIS     , ,`\   )      
LARGE-BREASTED TOOTHPICK THIN        (^  )   )      
PERSONA!!!                            ~-(     )     
                                      _'((,,,)))    
THE PERFECT COVER FOR AN           ,-' \_/    `\    
UNSTOPPABLE EATING MACHINE        (          ,  |   
WITH GROSS "FRIED EGG" TITS        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
                                      \     / | |   
MMM HOMPH ARBY'S AND ASCII ART         =()=: / ,' ua
I'M A WIFE-BEATER'S DREAM COME TRUE! HEHEHE!

#1577: ANNIE ASCII AND HER WHORE FRIEND

Sat, 2003 Oct 18

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                             BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH         
                                                         
           BLAH BLAH BLAH              \                 
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   VK     mmo^omm `==..___,-'             `"  _/ _) aa   
                                                         
Q: WHAT KIND OF WHORE TAKES OFF HER BOTTOM *FIRST* ????  
                                                         
A: YOU                                                   
                                                         
Q: WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING ?????                   
                                                         
A: REPEATED MOLESTATIONS AT AGE 8                        
                                                         
*** BECAUSE THE MORE YOU KNOW ....................... ***

#1943: WISHING

Mon, 2004 Oct 18

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                          _ _                              
                        (((_  ~\                           
                        @-@-\   )  ONE DAY I WILL BE USEFUL
     _____________      (^  )   )   TO SOCIETY             
    //////`       |      ~-(     )                         
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    |_____|_______/     `-'`-' /| :  ONE FINE DAY          
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#2019: RAPE FINALLY

Sun, 2005 Jan 2

annie ascii, newsgroup 

                                      _____        
                                    (((   `\       
MAYBE IF SOMEONE JUST UP            _ _`\   )      
AND RAPED ME I'D FINALLY            (^  )   )      
SHUT MY FUCKING BON-BON              ~-(     )     
GUZZLING WORD HOLE                   _'((,,,)))    
                                  ,-' \_/    `\    
HEHE !!!!                        (          ,  |   
                                  `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   
                                     \     / | |   
                                      =()=: / ,' aa

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