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#641: DANNI ASHE

Mon, 2001 Mar 26

tomb raider 

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#681: NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL

Sat, 2001 May 5

tomb raider 

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        I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL

#727: O AND QUOTE

Wed, 2001 Jun 20

tomb raider 

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#1364: SADLY IMMORTALIZED

Wed, 2003 Mar 19

p2p, tomb raider 

LARA CROFT DIE ALREADY                                    
YOU'RE DEAD, YOU HEAR ME??? DEAD!!!                       
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