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#1088: IN HEAVEN

Sun, 2002 Jun 16

aaliyah, left eye

  SERIOUSLY WONDERING IF AALIYAH
   AND LEFTEYE WILL MEET EACH   
    OTHER IN HEAVEN             
                                
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#1415: TURNTABLE

Fri, 2003 May 9

left eye, lyrics

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   YOU'LL LEARN LIFE IS WORTH IT WATCH THE TABLES TURN      

#1515: POETIC TRIBUTE

Sun, 2003 Aug 17

left eye

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#2094: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK

Fri, 2005 Mar 18

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