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#1165: CHEAT CODES

Sun, 2002 Sep 1

doom

    WE LIZARDS ALWAYS CHEAT           
                                      
                       )/_            
             _.--..---"-,--c_         
        \L..'           ._O__)_       
,-.     _.+  _  \..--( /           a:f
  `\.-''__.-' \ (     \_              
    `'''       `\__   /\              
                ')                    
                                      
    IDKFA IDDQD IDSPISPOPD            

#1472: DOOM III

Sat, 2003 Jul 5

doom

              THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCREENSHOT FROM DOOM III                  
                                                                          
                                         )  (  (    (                     
                                         (  )  () @@  )  (( (             
                                     (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (           
                                   (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (           
     _______                            )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )       
    <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )     
 /--|  |(  o|                     (  )  ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() (     
|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )     
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .  
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .  
|   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . 
 \__==========           *        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .  
    |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .     
    |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .    
    |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .  
    |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .  
    |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..    
    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).     
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_     

#1892: SAVING DOOM 3

Sat, 2004 Aug 28

doom

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| |       |\                                           -~ /     \  /          |
|~~__     | \                                         | \/       /\          /|
|    --   |  \                                        | / \    /    \     /   |
|      |~_|   \                                   \___|/    \/         /      |
|--__  |   -- |\________________________________/~~\~~|    /  \     /     \   |
|   |~~--__  |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ /  \/|\ /      \/          \/|
|   |      |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /|    |/ \    /   \       /   |
|___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----|    \/       \  /      |
|  \mmmm :   | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___|  /\|   /  \      /  \      |
|      B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____|  |  |\/      \ /        \   |
|  __--P :  |  /                                /  /  | \     /  \          /\|
|~~  |   :  | /                                 ~~~   |  \  /      \      /   |
|    |      |/                        .-.             |  /\          \  /     |
|    |      /                        |   |            |/   \          /\      |
|    |     /                        |     |            -_   \       /    \    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|          |  /|  |   |  2  3  4  | /~~~~~\ |       /|    |_| ....  ......... |
|          |  ~|~ | % |           | | ~J~ | |       ~|~ % |_| ....  ......... |
|   AMMO   |  HEALTH  |  5  6  7  |  \===/  |    ARMOR    |#| ....  ......... |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
 BM                                                                            
                                                                               
                            TO DOOM 3: EARN THIS                               
                         LOVE, THE GAMING COMMUNITY                            

#1935: MARTIAN BUDDY

Sun, 2004 Oct 10

doom

     __________                             
   /          /|                            
 /__________/  |                            
 |________ |   |                            
 /_____  /||   |   IT'S CODE 0508 YOU MORONS
|".___."| ||   |                            
|_______|/ |   |                            
 || .___."||  /                             
 ||_______|| /                              
 |_________|/                               

#1963: SARGE IS WAITING FOR YOU

Sun, 2004 Nov 7

doom

                        :                                     
                        ;;                                    
                       / |                                    
                      /  |                                    
                    .'   :                                    
                 .-'     '                                    
             _.-'       /                                     
         .-*"          /                                _     
      .-'            .'                            _.-*?'     
    .'             .'                           .-"  .'    __ 
  .'      ,     .-'                           .-+.  .' _.-*".'
 /        \  .-'         _.--**""**-.     .-'  _.y-:-"   .'   
:          `+.       .*""*.          `.  :-. -.     \  .'     
;        .--*""*--. / __   `  _.--.    \ |$| -.`   -.;/ _.-+. 
:      .'          :*"  "*..*"          y`-' $|      ;*"  _(  
 \    /      +----/ / .'.-'---+  .-._.+' `.  -'_.--. :- "_(   
  `*-:       |    \/\/\/      | /)     `     .'___   ' "_(    
     ;    `._|                | \  )`      .'.'   `./_" (     
     :      \|    SARGE IS    | (`._..--**" : .-    ; `"'     
      \      |                |  `----**"T"" " `+.  |         
       `.    |    WAITING     |         '     .'    :         
     _.-*"*- |                |            / /      '         
 .-*" _      |    FOR YOU     |      __..-'\       /    bug   
  "+,'___..--|                |--**""       `-.__.'           
    ""       +----------------+                               

#1985: METRICATING THE UAC

Mon, 2004 Nov 29

doom

     _____________________________________                        
    |""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|""|"|                       
    |  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 |                       
jgs '-------------------------------------'                       
                                                                  
    INSIDE PRESSURE 14.2 ????? OUTSIDE PRESSURE 0.13 ?!?!?!?!?!?  
                                                                  
    I'M APPALLED BY THE SUGGESTION THAT THE UAC DOESN'T USE METRIC

#2090: BFGS IN HELL

Mon, 2005 Mar 14

doom

 ,;' `:.   NOTE: THERE ARE TWO BFGS IN HELL
::  _  ;;                                  
 `:_|_;'                                   
    !                                      
      ctf                                  

#2195: THE GOLDFISH IS MERELY INTENDED TO BE ILLUSTRATIVE

Mon, 2005 Jun 27

doom

    .-"""""-.                                       
   (('     `))     YOU WILL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU SEEK
  .'`-.....-'`.                                     
 /{\  .--. oO ,\   I HAVE HIDDEN IT IN HELL         
| { ><<_ @}'.%` |                                   
| {/%,`--'  `&' |                                   
 \  `&'    `%' /                                    
  `..:%.:::.7.'                                     
    `"""""""'   hjw                                 

#2298: DOOM TICKETS

Sat, 2005 Oct 8

doom

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| |       |\                                           -~ /     \  /          |
|~~__     | \                                         | \/       /\          /|
|    --   |  \                                        | / \    /    \     /   |
|      |~_|   \                                   \___|/    \/         /      |
|--__  |   -- |\________________________________/~~\~~|    /  \     /     \   |
|   |~~--__  |~_|____|____|____|____|____|____|/ /  \/|\ /      \/          \/|
|   |      |~--_|__|____|____|____|____|____|_/ /|    |/ \    /   \       /   |
|___|______|__|_||____|____|____|____|____|__[]/_|----|    \/       \  /      |
|  \mmmm :   | _|___|____|____|____|____|____|___|  /\|   /  \      /  \      |
|      B :_--~~ |_|____|____|____|____|____|____|  |  |\/      \ /        \   |
|  __--P :  |  /                                /  /  | \     /  \          /\|
|~~  |   :  | /                                 ~~~   |  \  /      \      /   |
|    |      |/                        .-.             |  /\          \  /     |
|    |      /                        |   |            |/   \          /\      |
|BM  |     /                        |     |            -_   \       /    \    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|          |  /|  |   |  2  3  4  | /~~~~~\ |       /|    |_| ....  ......... |
|          |  ~|~ | % |           | | ~J~ | |       ~|~ % |_| ....  ......... |
|   AMMO   |  HEALTH  |  5  6  7  |  \===/  |    ARMOR    |#| ....  ......... |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
                                                                               
      ARE WE GOING TO WAIT IN LINE THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM THE MOVIE OPENS       
      TO GET TICKETS ?!?!?!?!?                                                 
                                                                               
      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WON'T BE A LINE                                   
                                                                               
      OH                                                                       

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