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#1609: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

Wed, 2003 Nov 19

battlefield 

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 \  {}   '.    Q: WAR *HUNH* WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?                      
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       A: KILLING KRAUTS/JAPS/WOPS (UNTIL THEY SURRENDER)

#1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II

Fri, 2004 Mar 19

battlefield, confessions* 

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     .             |:|                                          
:-. //           /""""""-.                                      
': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__    I CAN'T FLY THE HELICOPTER 
 /:   _..__   ''  ":""""'[] |""`\\    IN AGHELIA TO SAVE MY LIFE
 ': :'     `-.     _:._     '"""" :                             
  ::          '--=:____:.___....-"                              
                    O"       O" grp

#1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942

Thu, 2004 Jun 24

battlefield 

FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS WORLD WAR II IN THESE REALISTIC MAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                        
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     ____        ,._               --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_   \\          
   c:____]((=-  :* _:=- - - - -         `'       (__(____)   \\         
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 _/ //_.(_(_)(_)..  `'           --=: *: ======((|_L]_     _/(__(\_ _)\_
/____\_\          `....              `'       (__(____)                 
                                                                        
     BOCAGE *** EL ALAMEIN *** MIDWAY *** BATTLEAXE *** CUPERTINO

#1837: M60

Sun, 2004 Jul 4

battlefield 

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 `'------- ';;-..-----.-.       |         
      ;     ;; ;;     '-''-.__,'          
      ',   ,;' '                          
        ''''  CB                          
                                          
BASICALLY I JUST SPRAY THIS M60 AND       
ALL THE BAD GUYS TURN INTO STICKS AND HATS

#2247: ARTILLERY ON YOUR POSITION

Thu, 2005 Aug 18

battlefield 

                     NEW COPY OF BATTLEFIELD 2 FROM AMAZON.COM: $48   
       _.-._                                                          
 ojo  ({  ` )        PLAYING ENOUGH TO GET THE RANK OF CORPORAL AND   
       ` |''         THE SECOND GODDAMN UNLOCK: 7 WEEKS               
        \_/                                                           
 .(      |      ),   GETTING GOOD ENOUGH SO THAT THE ENEMY COMMANDER  
`  -----' `-----  '  CALLS DOWN ARTILLERY ON YOU AND YOU ALONE BECAUSE
                     YOU'RE FUCKING UP HIS TEAM SO BADLY: PRICELESS

#2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY

Thu, 2005 Oct 6

battlefield 

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        __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\    `----.                
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 _j    /,---.\   |        =o |   /,---.\   |_               
[__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__]              
  `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.'     hjw        
        `---'                     `---'                     
                                                            
DICE AND EA HAD TO CRIPPLE THE USMC AND MEC PLAYERS' DRIVING
ABILITIES SO THAT THINGS WOULD BE MORE FAIR FOR THE PLA

#2908: SMOKE GRENADES

Sun, 2007 Jun 10

battlefield 

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|               ||        |_______________________________|       ||)  
|   ____      __||__()__)        /________________________________|||  
|  /    )    (           /___ _/ /   |     <EE<EE<EE</|<EE        |||  
| |    /      \         /|   |||*|`) |             \(/)           ||   
| |    |      |        / |   |     | |             /              ||   
|_|    |      |        `'.   |    .) |           <EE            __||   
       |      |            `'.___/___|_________________________/       
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       |______|                        \\        //  \          \      
       |======|                         \\     _//    \          \     
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       |======|      K.J.W.               \\____________\          \   
       |______|                            --------------\          \  
                                                          \          \ 
                                                           \          \
   I USE A SMOKE GRENADE FOR DEFENSE !!!!!!                 \       .' 
   WHEN BAD GUYS ARE COMING I THROW ONE OUT THERE            \   .'`   
   SO THEY CAN'T SEE US !!!!!!!!                             (.'`      
                                                                       
   YES I'M A FUCKING MORON

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