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#1609: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR Wed, 2003 Nov 19 battlefield ,-----. \======'. \ {} '. Q: WAR *HUNH* WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? \ \/ V '. \ || | '._ _,cmmmnc,_ \___68FS___\'-._=----+- _______________,.-=:3H)###C-- `c._ :|=--------------`---"'`. ` `. `. `, `~""==="~` `'-.___ ,dH] ' =(*)= : ---==;=--; . ; +-- -_ .-` :HH]_:______________ ____,.........__ _____,.----=-"~ ` ;:""'"'----._.------\` : . `.'`'"'"'"P |: .-'==-.__)___\. : . .'`___L~___( |: _.'` '| / \.: . .-`""` `'"' `--' \: ._.-' dew }_`============>- A: KILLING KRAUTS/JAPS/WOPS (UNTIL THEY SURRENDER) #1730: TRUE CONFESSIONS: SECRET WEAPONS OF WORLD WAR II Fri, 2004 Mar 19 battlefield, confessions* ______.........--=T=--.........______ . |:| :-. // /""""""-. ': '-._____..--""(""""""()`---.__ I CAN'T FLY THE HELICOPTER /: _..__ '' ":""""'[] |""`\\ IN AGHELIA TO SAVE MY LIFE ': :' `-. _:._ '"""" : :: '--=:____:.___....-" O" O" grp #1827: BATTLEFIELD 1942 Thu, 2004 Jun 24 battlefield FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS WORLD WAR II IN THESE REALISTIC MAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!! _,. ___. . ____ ,._ --=:_ *: ======((|_L]_ \\ c:____]((=- :* _:=- - - - - `' (__(____) \\ / // ___ `' ,._ \\___. / // _/_/_]=== :* _:=-- ,. ___. _((|_L]_ _/ //_.(_(_)(_).. `' --=: *: ======((|_L]_ _/(__(\_ _)\_ /____\_\ `.... `' (__(____) BOCAGE *** EL ALAMEIN *** MIDWAY *** BATTLEAXE *** CUPERTINO #1837: M60 Sun, 2004 Jul 4 battlefield ..______....__________,____,,,. `'------- ';;-..-----.-. | ; ;; ;; '-''-.__,' ', ,;' ' '''' CB BASICALLY I JUST SPRAY THIS M60 AND ALL THE BAD GUYS TURN INTO STICKS AND HATS #2247: ARTILLERY ON YOUR POSITION Thu, 2005 Aug 18 battlefield NEW COPY OF BATTLEFIELD 2 FROM AMAZON.COM: $48 _.-._ ojo ({ ` ) PLAYING ENOUGH TO GET THE RANK OF CORPORAL AND ` |'' THE SECOND GODDAMN UNLOCK: 7 WEEKS \_/ .( | ), GETTING GOOD ENOUGH SO THAT THE ENEMY COMMANDER ` -----' `----- ' CALLS DOWN ARTILLERY ON YOU AND YOU ALONE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING UP HIS TEAM SO BADLY: PRICELESS #2296: PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY Thu, 2005 Oct 6 battlefield _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' DICE AND EA HAD TO CRIPPLE THE USMC AND MEC PLAYERS' DRIVING ABILITIES SO THAT THINGS WOULD BE MORE FAIR FOR THE PLA #2908: SMOKE GRENADES Sun, 2007 Jun 10 battlefield _ / | |_| _ __ _ | |_( |_____________ _____________|:::|__________________\_'_|___ |` ||=====___________) |___________\___/______________________|(o)|| \__|(o)| ||------------------------------------------------||| |__|___) || _______________________________ ||| | || |_______________________________| ||) | ____ __||__()__) /________________________________||| | / ) ( /___ _/ / | <EE<EE<EE</|<EE ||| | | / \ /| |||*|`) | \(/) || | | | | / | | | | / || |_| | | `'. | .) | <EE __|| | | `'.___/___|_________________________/ | | \\ \\ )| \ \ |______| \\ // \ \ |======| \\ _// \ \ |======| \\ `` \ \ |======| K.J.W. \\____________\ \ |______| --------------\ \ \ \ \ \ I USE A SMOKE GRENADE FOR DEFENSE !!!!!! \ .' WHEN BAD GUYS ARE COMING I THROW ONE OUT THERE \ .'` SO THEY CAN'T SEE US !!!!!!!! (.'` YES I'M A FUCKING MORON #3401: KNIFE FIGHT Wed, 2008 Oct 15 battlefield ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ IT'S FUN JOINING KNIVES-ONLY SERVERS AND REFUSING TO COOPERATE JUST SHOOT PEOPLE AND EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL START SHOOTING TOO THE GUNS ARE IN THE FUCKING GAME FOR A REASON DIPSHITS YOU SEE ?????????? ONE MAN *CAN* MAKE A DIFFERENCE #3670: HITLER GUMBY Sat, 2009 Jul 11 battlefield _.-, __.' | ., ,'_ _ | :` ; |'_` '_`|' : ,' EVEN I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOOT DOWN |(o) (o)| ; ; MORE JAPPY PLANES IN CORAL SEA `| \ |' ; ; | m | ; ; _..| ,-. |..'.' .'.--. .--' .'.' | | | : | | : | | | `.`. ; : `' Y . Y | | | | | | ; | : / | \ jgs ; | : /_____|_____\

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