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#238: PUNKY

Thu, 2000 Feb 17

peanuts

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       |_______|                                                       
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jgs  (_____|_____)                                                     

#240: CLEARLY SCANNED

Sat, 2000 Feb 19

peanuts

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#696: BEST ANAL FISTING

Sun, 2001 May 20

peanuts

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#714: BI-CURIOUS

Thu, 2001 Jun 7

peanuts

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#731: JOE QUEER

Sun, 2001 Jun 24

am i right, peanuts

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#742: TWEETY'S HIGH

Thu, 2001 Jul 5

peanuts

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#795: SNOOPY SEZ

Mon, 2001 Aug 27

peanuts

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#814: RED BARON

Sat, 2001 Sep 15

peanuts

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#840: VAN PELT

Thu, 2001 Oct 11

peanuts

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#998: GETTING A DELL

Mon, 2002 Mar 18

peanuts

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#1006: STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

Tue, 2002 Mar 26

peanuts

          ____                                                    
      .-'&    '-.     THE LEAD SINGER FROM STONE TEMPLE PILOTS    
     /           \    BEATS HIS WIFE AND JOKES ABOUT IT IN CONCERT
    :   o    o    ;  /                                            
   (      (_       )                                              
    :             ;                                               
     \    __     /                                                
      `-._____.-'                                                 
        /`"""`\                                                   
       /    ,  \                                                  
      /|/\/\/\ _\                                                 
     (_|/\/\/\\__)                                                
       |_______|                                                  
      __)_ |_ (__                                                 
jgs  (_____|_____)                                                

#1067: STEPHEN JAY GOULD

Sun, 2002 May 26

peanuts

     REST IN PEACE   
   STEPHEN JAY GOULD 
          ____       
      .-'&    '-.    
     /           \   
    :   o    o    ;  
   (      (_       ) 
    :             ;  
     \    __     /   
      `-._____.-'    
        /`"""`\      
       /    ,  \     
      /|/\/\/\ _\    
     (_|/\/\/\\__)   
       |_______|     
      __)_ |_ (__    
jgs  (_____|_____)   
                     
 LOOKS LIKE EVOLUTION
    WON THAT FIGHT   

#1130: JOE COOL

Sun, 2002 Jul 28

peanuts

  ,-~~-.___.          DAY 106. I KEEP TELLING CHARLIE HE'S TOO BIG
 / |  '     \       FOR ME BUT DOES HE GET THE PICTURE OR EVEN USE
(  )         0     LUBRICATION ????? NO OF COURSE NOT SO GUESS WHO
 \_/-, ,----'          GETS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL EVERY OTHER WEEK
    ====           //                                             
   /  \-'~;    /~~~(O)                                            
  /  __/~|   /       |                                            
=(  _____| (_________| Skydancer                                  

#2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX

Mon, 2006 Sep 18

peanuts, word

  ,--.,-"";-"-.                                                   
  .-;-/ / / .- `\  .-.                                            
 ` ( ' ' ` ;    `\/    \    THIS RAPE BLANKET IS THRUSTY AND ROUGH
    \            /      \    AND WITHOUT LUBE OR MERCY            
    / (. C . )  |   .-. |                                         
   |    _      /   (` / |                                         
    \  /}|     |    )(\ |                                         
     `-> (____.|   /  |||                                         
      /  \=====|  |   |\|                                         
      |   |====|  \ _/  `                                         
      \__/=====|  |`                                              
      `-'======|  \                                               
       |=======/   |                                              
       |=======|   | .--,   THE BLANKET PART IS REALLY A MISNOMER 
       ########\   |/  /     BUT THE RAPE PART SURE ISN'T         
jgs      |_|__||   `   `--.                                       
     ,---;-'--'\          `--.                                    
    `---`-------'-.___,___.---'                                   

#2815: NATURE'S GOLD

Fri, 2007 Mar 9

peanuts

          ____                          
      .-'&    '-.     PEE: NATURE'S GOLD
     /           \                      
    :   o    o    ;                     
   (      (_       )                    
    :             ;                     
     \    __     /                      
      `-._____.-'                       
        /`"""`\                         
       /    ,  \                        
      /|/\/\/\ _\                       
     (_|/\/\/\\__)                      
       |_______|                        
      __)_ |_ (__                       
jgs  (_____|_____)                      

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