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#260: FROM UP HERE (Fri, 2000 Mar 10)
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#255: DO I GET THE JOB (Sun, 2000 Mar 5)
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#251: GOES IN HERE (Wed, 2000 Mar 1)
#250: CHECK ME OUT (Tue, 2000 Feb 29)
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#248: MICHAEL JACKSON (Sun, 2000 Feb 27)
#247: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT (Sat, 2000 Feb 26)
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#245: ARM AND HAMMER LOGO (Thu, 2000 Feb 24)
#244: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE (Wed, 2000 Feb 23)
#243: I'M A DYKE (Tue, 2000 Feb 22)
#242: YIN/YANK (Mon, 2000 Feb 21)
#241: EEK RUN (Sun, 2000 Feb 20)
#240: CLEARLY SCANNED (Sat, 2000 Feb 19)
#239: SEAGULL (Fri, 2000 Feb 18)
#238: PUNKY (Thu, 2000 Feb 17)
#237: OVER AND OUT (Wed, 2000 Feb 16)
#236: THE RESULT OF THAT UNION (Tue, 2000 Feb 15)
#235: COCK ROBIN (Mon, 2000 Feb 14)
#234: THE MORE YOU KNOW (Sun, 2000 Feb 13)
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#230: SEGREGATED CASTLE (Wed, 2000 Feb 9)
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#228: GRANT YOU THREE DICKS (Mon, 2000 Feb 7)
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#219: EXTERNAL GENITALIA (Sat, 2000 Jan 29)
#218: GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#240: CLEARLY SCANNED

Sat, 2000 Feb 19

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