_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3433: GRANDMA (Sun, 2008 Nov 16) ... #222: HEIL (Tue, 2000 Feb 1) #221: I SHIT MYSELF (Mon, 2000 Jan 31) #220: FRACTAL POO (Sun, 2000 Jan 30) #219: EXTERNAL GENITALIA (Sat, 2000 Jan 29) #218: GBHLUGAHBLGHBABH (Fri, 2000 Jan 28) #217: DRIVEN BY A (Thu, 2000 Jan 27) #216: NO BULLSHIT (Wed, 2000 Jan 26) #215: CALL A COP (Tue, 2000 Jan 25) #214: POP QUIZ (Mon, 2000 Jan 24) #213: LET ME GET A MAN (Sun, 2000 Jan 23) #212: THE FUCK BIRD (Sat, 2000 Jan 22) #211: I'M USELESS (Fri, 2000 Jan 21) #210: EXTRA WON TONS (Thu, 2000 Jan 20) #209: LITTLE BIRDIE (Wed, 2000 Jan 19) #208: CROTCH HAIR (Tue, 2000 Jan 18) #207: DICKLAND (Mon, 2000 Jan 17) #206: UNLOVED (Sun, 2000 Jan 16) #205: PISS NET (Sat, 2000 Jan 15) #204: PITCHFORK (Fri, 2000 Jan 14) #203: STICK A PRICK IN ME (Thu, 2000 Jan 13) #202: MORE CRACK (Wed, 2000 Jan 12) #201: GAY FOR CHRISTMAS (Tue, 2000 Jan 11) #200: SHITTING AN L (Mon, 2000 Jan 10) #199: HIV CLINIC (Sun, 2000 Jan 9) #198: JESUS CHRIST (Sat, 2000 Jan 8) #197: FLAMING (Fri, 2000 Jan 7) #196: CHRISTMAS TREE (Thu, 2000 Jan 6) #195: NIPPLE ARGUMENT (Wed, 2000 Jan 5) #194: AC/DC (Tue, 2000 Jan 4) #193: EASTER EGG (Mon, 2000 Jan 3) #192: DARWIN (Sun, 2000 Jan 2) #191: HOMO PLANE (Sat, 2000 Jan 1) #190: LOGO OF LESBOS (Fri, 1999 Dec 31) #189: I'M POINTY (Thu, 1999 Dec 30) #188: THUMB (Wed, 1999 Dec 29) #187: EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT (Tue, 1999 Dec 28) #186: RECYCLE (Mon, 1999 Dec 27) #185: TORNADO (Sun, 1999 Dec 26) #184: SIDE OF BEEF (Sat, 1999 Dec 25) #183: EDWARD PENISHANDS (Fri, 1999 Dec 24) #182: QUICKSCAN (Thu, 1999 Dec 23) #181: CAR ARGUMENT (Wed, 1999 Dec 22) #180: MAGIC (Tue, 1999 Dec 21) #179: WHEELCHAIR (Mon, 1999 Dec 20) #178: QUICKSAND (Sun, 1999 Dec 19) #177: THE WHAT (Sat, 1999 Dec 18) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #198: JESUS CHRIST | #200: SHITTING AN L >>> #199: HIV CLINIC Sun, 2000 Jan 9 ___|___|___|___|| |___|___|___| __|___|___|___|_| HIV CLINIC |__|___|___| ___|___|___|___|| |___|___|___| __|___|___|___|_|________________|__|___|___| ___|___|___|___||| ||___|___|__ __|___|___|___|.---. _ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|__/ _\ // ||___|___|__ __|___|___|__/ (~[) // ||__|___|___| _|___|___|__/ / / /.\ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|| |(_ /_/| ||__|___|___| ___|___|___/\____/ \ | / ||___|___|___| __|___|___/ _/ \_ \| |____/|||__|___|___| _|___|___/ /\______/|\ \ |____[|||___|___|___| __|___|__\ \ \ |/ \_/ \|||__|___|___| _|___|___|\ \/. . \ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|\/////\\\/\ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|| \/ \/ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|_\__|\__/ \ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___|| / ||\ |\ ||___|___|___| __|___|___|_| | || \ | \ ||__|___|___| ___|___|___||_/| ||__\/ |______||___|___|___| ____________| |______| |____________ | | | | ____________| |______| |___________ | | / ( ____________/ |______\(\_)________jro ____________\(\_)_____________________

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